Proper update soon. But for now, here’s an e-mail i’d like to share.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: teenybopper sightings
From: dmz2@columbia.edu
Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 13:07:22 -0400
hi, justin–
enjoy your site–it makes a soon-to-be-married early 30’s guy feel like not as much of a degenerate as i sometimes feel…
so, interesting sighting last night. i live in NYC, and the brother of a friend of mine is in the entertainment industry and invited us to this swanky bar/lounge he occasionally holds court in. Â this place is always packed with the beautiful people, and they would never otherwise let one of the hoi-polloi like myself in, so it’s a rare and interesting experience on at least an anthropological level. he had told us to expect a particular celeb (LL herself, whom he knows) to make an appearance, so i was pretty excited.
so, first off, soon after i got there i spot teen hottie #1 sitting towards the back in a night bright blue top: Amanda Bynes! As the night goes on it gets increasingly packed with people. Â This very large and intimidating black guy makes his way by me, and right behind him, (former) teen hottie #2: Jessica Simpson! Unlike Amanda, who was there the entire time i was, Jessica only lasted about five minutes before she made her exit, aforementioned bodyguard leading the way. Â later, it’s about 12:45 and just as i’m considering leaving, another imposing bodyguard-type walks right by me, and behind him, yep, teen hottie #3: Lindsay Lohan! While I got to see all three of them walk right by me, the latter two were too close to get a good look at what they were wearing, etc. and the place was so packed i couldn’t see them holed up in the back with all of the starfuckers.
not that exciting, i know, but kind of cool for a dork like myself…
take care.
d.z.
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Update:
From the NY daily news:
…Lindsay Lohan, she of the lovely new cleavage. The “Mean Girls” star came ready to take on rumors that “my t–s are fake.”
“I’m 17!” she moaned. “I would never get [breast implants].
I just wear fantastic Victoria’s Secret bras.”
She added, “It’s kind of funny. I guess if [the tabloids] are going to bring attention to me, might as well bring it to my boobs.”
HOOOOTIE HOOO!
#1 | Comment by Azrael — May 21, 2004 @ 9:21 am
cool
#2 | Comment by D — May 21, 2004 @ 9:31 am
3!
#3 | Comment by Bizkit — May 21, 2004 @ 9:41 am
3rd….jajaja just wanted to do that for awhile now! oh btw i have yahoo webcam vids that i have captured…you want em justin? i got tons of nice hotties…doing things their parents would have a heart attack if they found out!!
#4 | Comment by mandymoorelover — May 21, 2004 @ 9:42 am
damn 4th and 5th then oh well
#5 | Comment by mandymoorelover — May 21, 2004 @ 9:42 am
Did Bynes have a 4.6-head?
#6 | Comment by Thigh Master — May 21, 2004 @ 9:53 am
seventh. har har
#7 | Comment by A — May 21, 2004 @ 9:55 am
To d.z., the soon-to-be-married guy
http://www.nomarriage.com/
#8 | Comment by jed — May 21, 2004 @ 10:04 am
http://tinyurl.com/yupay
more gooder! soupy drek!
O&A are coming back!!!!
#9 | Comment by Dope — May 21, 2004 @ 10:04 am
Wake up, wake up, you’re having a dream, wake up mofo!
#10 | Comment by yum — May 21, 2004 @ 10:43 am
The first C of my college career. Damn you professor….damn you to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11 | Comment by uncle pauly — May 21, 2004 @ 10:43 am
graduated college with 3.75 bitches, now lindsey is mine!!!!!!!!
#12 | Comment by maste&commander — May 21, 2004 @ 11:30 am
this was no dream, my friends. check out the second story in today’s NY daily news gossip page for independent verification…
http://evilurl.com/COCKORALSUCKjizz
#13 | Comment by dz — May 21, 2004 @ 12:30 pm
see. britney’s not white trash, she’s damn sexy! http://tinyurl.com/3eamz
#14 | Comment by uncle pauly — May 21, 2004 @ 12:44 pm
/copy
"I just wear fantastic Victoria’s Secret bras."
/end
Oh.. that explains why your giant titty keeps popping out, you fat cow.
#15 | Comment by Dex — May 21, 2004 @ 12:48 pm
yep. that’s hot alright. wooh. i’d hit that. not.
#16 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2004 @ 12:48 pm
http://tinyurl.com/36mme
Why can’t we do that in the US
#17 | Comment by Justen — May 21, 2004 @ 1:14 pm
I dont understand this lohan thing if she was just a regular girl most of you would be calling her a frekled face fat cow…..make mine Bynes
#18 | Comment by FTW — May 21, 2004 @ 2:09 pm
can someone please link me to revealing pictures of Keli in one of her sun tanning bikinis…..
….um hi-res please.
thank you.
#19 | Comment by Dope — May 21, 2004 @ 2:44 pm
why do i keep hearing the name ‘Lohan’ and the word ‘fat’ in the same sentence? am i freakin out here, or does ms. lohan not look like i think she does?
#20 | Comment by d33j — May 21, 2004 @ 2:50 pm
oh she’s definately ‘bangin’ hot…..some of you have gone mental. she’s bangin’ hot….deal with it….
Ugly chicks are Avril, Kirsten, and anyone from titanic….and whoever else, that has Justin stacking donuts on his penis….
but Lohan is hot.
#21 | Comment by Dope — May 21, 2004 @ 2:58 pm
Anyone know passwords to http://www.celebritycollector.com
#22 | Comment by anyone??? — May 21, 2004 @ 3:53 pm
How much she is paid by V.S. to say that?…
#23 | Comment by http://www.24-24.tk — May 21, 2004 @ 4:02 pm
Lindsay must be talking about the Victoria Secret new line of invisible they are testing out
#24 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 21, 2004 @ 4:44 pm
….ooops forgot to put the word bra in between "invisble they"
#25 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 21, 2004 @ 4:46 pm
yep. that’s hot alright. wooh. i’d hit that. not.
Posted by Justin – 12:48pm May 21, 2004
I didn’t realize Britney had pimples. The wonders of a good make up artist
#26 | Comment by Eric — May 21, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
yeah, britney’s trash underneath that layer of money…
#27 | Comment by d33j — May 21, 2004 @ 6:08 pm
That’s just wrong…letting in a 17 year old girl in a bar? Damn…celebs are getting away with all kinds of things. What the hell did LL do in that club anyway…giving some guy a bj in the back room? lol
#28 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — May 21, 2004 @ 6:48 pm
"Anyone know passwords to http://www.celebritycollector.com
Posted by anyone??? – 3:53pm May 21, 2004"
You might wanna check http://www.vcuplanet.com. We take requests 😉
#29 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — May 21, 2004 @ 6:49 pm
She loves people talking about her body. She’ll show ’em
#30 | Comment by eddie — May 21, 2004 @ 11:14 pm
So I just watched Eurotrip.. Michelle Michelle Michelle…. soooooo hot.
#31 | Comment by Camshaft — May 22, 2004 @ 2:00 am
Anybody have any College Fuck Fest passwords. Best site ever!
#32 | Comment by bozo — May 22, 2004 @ 10:03 am
FTW are you retarted.Lohan is smoking Bynes isnt even in her league you ass!!!!
#33 | Comment by FTW is GAY — May 22, 2004 @ 11:48 am
Gay lol sure Im gay but doesnt change the fake the lohan is a fat nasty skank with her fake tits lmao-
#34 | Comment by FTW — May 22, 2004 @ 12:16 pm
LL doesn’t sound like a bimbo at all!! weee!
#35 | Comment by lizzi — May 22, 2004 @ 5:04 pm
On ET on VH1 this weekend, they asked that red headed slut about the rumors she had a boob job and she said, "I’m only 17! What kind of perverts talk about my breasts?"
#36 | Comment by Hilary Duff — May 23, 2004 @ 10:22 pm
To anyone calling LL "fat," I’m just curious…what sort of body type turns you on? I have this crazy idea that your whack-off fantasies are populated by girls with the bodies of ten-year-old boys who’ve been on the Atkins diet since birth.
You know Olive Oyl, right? Would you hit that?
Just wonderin’.
#37 | Comment by The Mountain That Rides — May 25, 2004 @ 7:25 pm