That shit is hilarious… I swear he is the kid from Third Rock from the Sun… I feel sorry for him though, especially had to get his family involved. I am so glad god hates trailer parks.
At first I felt bad for this guy, but after hearing the phone calls i understand that he truly is a little bitch. Seriously, did you hear him screaming at her for no reason?
I first felt sorry for him becuase it seemeed like a mean thing to do. But then hearing his family call too made me just think how retarded he was. The sucky part is that they got the site on a radio station.
I got the link to this page a few days ago. Funny stuff, yes.
My problem with is a small one. What is the point of putting all this effort in making fun of him, other than our sick entertainment? Honestly, God, Mother Nature, Whatever already beat us to it. Too easy a target for my tastes.
I guess I don’t get the idea of this website (not fubar, the lake website). It seems to me it’s a website about some kid crying about another kid cyring, and now I’m crying about the website crying about the kid crying…….now I just confused myself 🙁
what the hell that darren shit got onto jammin95.5? is that where hes from? fuckin’a man okay that darren guys sounds like a pussy, but why did the person make a site about him….. sounds like someone is trying to score with the chick on the phone…….. but seriously when he screams like a bitch…. wow! hahahahahahah!
Collette Lake – Darren’s Lesbian Coke Whore Mom
classic!
#1 | Comment by vhw — June 5, 2004 @ 1:30 pm
😮
#2 | Comment by bligityblah — June 5, 2004 @ 1:32 pm
The creepiest part of all that was his dad saying.."..weell I guess it’s time for the carpet cleaners."
#3 | Comment by Amanda — June 5, 2004 @ 1:34 pm
wow a tru classic white trash sitcom. too bad she lost the xbox, oh well
#4 | Comment by J.C. — June 5, 2004 @ 1:38 pm
when it rains it pours
peace ‘n making love
#5 | Comment by awwwwww — June 5, 2004 @ 1:39 pm
His girlfriend sounds pretty hot.
#6 | Comment by blah — June 5, 2004 @ 1:42 pm
her gf sounds really hot.. any way of getting more info on her?
i’ll buy her an xbox!
#7 | Comment by jareth — June 5, 2004 @ 1:52 pm
Man that is warped
#8 | Comment by UncleMao — June 5, 2004 @ 1:53 pm
Whats with the jamie leigh link on #5 Again?????? Grrrr…..
#9 | Comment by UncleMao — June 5, 2004 @ 2:02 pm
no worries. already banned. ^_^
i’ll ban any IP that posts her url.
#10 | Comment by Justin — June 5, 2004 @ 2:12 pm
Wait, isn’t that the "hello my future girlfriend" kid?
#11 | Comment by jones — June 5, 2004 @ 2:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Poor retarded bastard.
#12 | Comment by Mike — June 5, 2004 @ 2:22 pm
That shit is hilarious… I swear he is the kid from Third Rock from the Sun… I feel sorry for him though, especially had to get his family involved. I am so glad god hates trailer parks.
#13 | Comment by The Other — June 5, 2004 @ 2:52 pm
thats just sad. I was dumped, but I didnt cry. I just told the chick it was her lose and not mine.
#14 | Comment by Yammer — June 5, 2004 @ 3:01 pm
Hahaha what a loser. I don’t know how long a girl can put up with that crap. What the hell was the dad talking about! Sounds high not drunk.
#15 | Comment by qchad — June 5, 2004 @ 3:09 pm
no worries. already banned. ^_^
i’ll ban any IP that posts her url.
Posted by Justin – 2:12pm June 5, 2004
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that may be the most sext thing ive ever read in mt life, a capital THANK YOU to you justin.
#16 | Comment by hesey — June 5, 2004 @ 3:31 pm
darren sounds like a old cracked out woman…
white people scare me…
#17 | Comment by bah — June 5, 2004 @ 3:33 pm
At first I felt bad for this guy, but after hearing the phone calls i understand that he truly is a little bitch. Seriously, did you hear him screaming at her for no reason?
Anyways, his sorrow is my laughter.
#18 | Comment by drew — June 5, 2004 @ 4:01 pm
😮
40 is dead!
#19 | Comment by bligityblah — June 5, 2004 @ 4:51 pm
jep saw it earlier… is this the new FUBAR style justin? One line postings?
#20 | Comment by WP — June 5, 2004 @ 4:55 pm
I think this Darren Lake kid make all those flash videos that were posted yesterday.
He probably sold his exgirlfriend’s Xbox for some meth. I feel sorry for her.
#21 | Comment by Dex — June 5, 2004 @ 5:22 pm
made*
#22 | Comment by Dex — June 5, 2004 @ 5:25 pm
I first felt sorry for him becuase it seemeed like a mean thing to do. But then hearing his family call too made me just think how retarded he was. The sucky part is that they got the site on a radio station.
#23 | Comment by Rivers — June 5, 2004 @ 6:04 pm
Ronald Reagan Died.
#24 | Comment by asdf — June 5, 2004 @ 6:28 pm
you don’t say…
#25 | Comment by bligityblah — June 5, 2004 @ 7:09 pm
Still no new pics of hot chicks. 8(
What’s a guy to do?
#26 | Comment by 8P — June 5, 2004 @ 7:17 pm
spank it to old pics of hot chicks?
#27 | Comment by c-unit — June 5, 2004 @ 7:39 pm
its a shame ronald reagan deceased, he was a great man
#28 | Comment by c-unit — June 5, 2004 @ 7:42 pm
True.
By far the greatest president of my lifetime.
#29 | Comment by Dex — June 5, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
that’s fucking hilarious. what a pussy.
#30 | Comment by john — June 5, 2004 @ 8:04 pm
I got the link to this page a few days ago. Funny stuff, yes.
My problem with is a small one. What is the point of putting all this effort in making fun of him, other than our sick entertainment? Honestly, God, Mother Nature, Whatever already beat us to it. Too easy a target for my tastes.
#31 | Comment by Kei — June 6, 2004 @ 1:01 am
Darren is my kind of man. White, pasty, and skinny.
omfg. orgasm.
#32 | Comment by ASL — June 6, 2004 @ 8:34 am
I feel bad for him…
#33 | Comment by h.e. — June 6, 2004 @ 6:12 pm
That’s because you love the cock.
Ass pirate.
#34 | Comment by ASL — June 6, 2004 @ 6:49 pm
I guess I don’t get the idea of this website (not fubar, the lake website). It seems to me it’s a website about some kid crying about another kid cyring, and now I’m crying about the website crying about the kid crying…….now I just confused myself 🙁
#35 | Comment by Tsl141 — June 6, 2004 @ 10:50 pm
Glad you guys like the site. Well, those of you who like it anyway. The full story is in the messedup.net forums for any of you interested.
#36 | Comment by Jeremy — June 7, 2004 @ 10:47 pm
That must be only ugly bitch, to be letin a dirty meth head hit her shit.
#37 | Comment by HotDOG — June 11, 2004 @ 1:16 pm
That must be one ugly bitch, to be letin a dirty meth head hit her shit.
#38 | Comment by HotDOG — June 11, 2004 @ 1:16 pm
That must be one ugly bitch, to be letin a dirty meth head touch her.
#39 | Comment by HotDOG — June 11, 2004 @ 1:16 pm
what the hell that darren shit got onto jammin95.5? is that where hes from? fuckin’a man okay that darren guys sounds like a pussy, but why did the person make a site about him….. sounds like someone is trying to score with the chick on the phone…….. but seriously when he screams like a bitch…. wow! hahahahahahah!
#40 | Comment by bunny — July 7, 2004 @ 4:43 pm