Today, i woke up at 1:19pm. I should have woken up earlier though because i was planning on going to see The Chronicles of Riddick at 1. But i didn’t. Now i have to go and see it tomorrow because i refuse to see it at any other time today. This makes me sad. I’m going to try to drive all the stupid people off my site with this shitty update.
It is very cold today! The weatherman lied. A few days ago he said it would be hot again. But it’s still cold! Like yesterday! I hate the weatherman. Some of you are a fucking waste of bandwidth. Not worth the time and money put into the running of this site.
I made two hot dogs for lunch. I used two buns. Two beef sausages. Shredded lettuce. Cheese. Chilli sauce. And lots and lots of mayonnaise. I like mayonnaise. I hope all the dumb fucks never come here again. I’ve already started banning people without warning. If you don’t like it, get the fuck out. Zero. Tolerance.
I am sleepy. I think i will go to sleep now. Have a nice day!
dont link this
WAUGH!
Habidae! Me sleep as well.
#1 | Comment by qchad — June 11, 2004 @ 3:10 pm
If you highligth it you can see hiden messages
#2 | Comment by Mr. No Name — June 11, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
That’s damn cool! Subliminal messages rule the media.
#3 | Comment by qchad — June 11, 2004 @ 3:14 pm
Mayonnaise is the devil.
#4 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 11, 2004 @ 3:16 pm
man this site has changed alot. i dont like seeing movies in the day time. when i get out i always squint for a minute. alot of high school girls at the mall this summer are wearing see through A+F skirts and i can see the thong underneath. Mayo is gross. sriracha sauce is best.
#5 | Comment by dato — June 11, 2004 @ 3:20 pm
Justin is a fucking genius, by the way. A genius. Love and praise to the genius, Justin, the man, the magic, the FUBAR king.
#6 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 11, 2004 @ 3:23 pm
Who the fuck puts lettuce on a hotdog? Oh, btw, I had the same thing you did. 2 hot dogs. No lettuce, chili sauce or mayonaise. Just Ketchup and Mustard.
#7 | Comment by DarckkorioN — June 11, 2004 @ 3:23 pm
@ Mr. No Name. Very observant. I didn’t know that until I read your comment.
Where do you live Justin? Cold weather in June? That’s pretty cool. It’s hot as hell where I live.
#8 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — June 11, 2004 @ 3:28 pm
EW MUSTARD. yuck. mayo is better. yum.
it’s 57 degrees over here right now
#9 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:36 pm
It’s like the end of the world in Colorado. It was very hot for a good Three days then on Wednesday there were Tennis Ball-Sized Hail coming down, people’s cars were getting messed up and everything – It was cool. It was like The Day After Tomorrow…not Sunday, but the movie.
#10 | Comment by Ex — June 11, 2004 @ 3:36 pm
A&F is the greatest. Their girl’s skirts are so fuckin hott.
#11 | Comment by matt — June 11, 2004 @ 3:41 pm
Ebert’s review of Riddick
#12 | Comment by srv — June 11, 2004 @ 3:44 pm
Golly Gee. This is my first time at this neat-o Blog. Me and all of my newbie friends will visit every day now.
P.S. Pass the mayo
#13 | Comment by newbieguy — June 11, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
what’s wrong with mayo???? it’s good!
#14 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:59 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Mustard!
#15 | Comment by newbieguy — June 11, 2004 @ 4:04 pm
Mayonaise is the heart of any mean. Bring on the hellmans, bring on the best!
#16 | Comment by Download-This — June 11, 2004 @ 4:06 pm
Justin, I’m linking to you on my site… Its really about the only link I have at the moment. Let me know if you want me to remove the link though. The site (mine) is pretty lame right now.
#17 | Comment by Download-This — June 11, 2004 @ 4:08 pm
ew. who the hell eats mustard anyway. it’s disgusting! also, who the hell highlights text?? nothing else better to do???
mayo rules!
#18 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 4:11 pm
Easy recipe for Mayonnaise:
1 part oil
1 part animal fat (read: LARD)
Season to taste.
#19 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 11, 2004 @ 4:20 pm
Mayo rules. No two ways about it. It rules on hotdogs, it rules on hamburgers, it rules when mixed with some bbq sauce and used to dip my fries in, and it rules on my balls… well as hair conditioner at least.
#20 | Comment by Lackey — June 11, 2004 @ 4:20 pm
I dunno, mayo always makes me sick, and I don’t really like regular mustard, but I like deli and spiecer kinds. Chinese mustard is teh rock. But yeah, I like the weather here right now (I live in K-zoo too) but it pissed me off today because I got this chalkboard spray paint, and I wanted to paint stuff outside, and I can’t really. I had to use a box to paint in.
#21 | Comment by DarckkorioN — June 11, 2004 @ 4:23 pm
Mayo rules when used as a suspension agent in a pool full of drowning morons.
Asphyxiate that.
#22 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 11, 2004 @ 4:23 pm
ew! fries dont go with mayo! where are you from? amsterdam?
http://www.brooks-photo.com/Netherlands/ams2.htm
#23 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 4:23 pm
No. Everything goes with ganja in Amsterdam.
#24 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 11, 2004 @ 4:24 pm
ew! fries dont go with mayo! where are you from? amsterdam?
http://www.brooks-photo.com/Netherlands/ams2.htm
Posted by Justin – 4:23pm June 11, 2004
Ew, it looks like slooge! *vomit*
#25 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 11, 2004 @ 4:26 pm
30 hours of that gay site…. Now your expressing your love for mayo…. Anything esle you want to tell us Justin?
#26 | Comment by ok — June 11, 2004 @ 4:44 pm
Anything esle you want to tell us Justin?
Posted by ok – 4:44pm June 11, 2004
How ironic.
#27 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 11, 2004 @ 4:45 pm
I’m a MP in the US military stationed over seas and work long 15 hour nights of doing almost nothing. To pass the time; prank phone calls to the states are a must since they are virtually untraceable. Last night, after more than 2 hours of searching the net and making calls, i had a 15 minute conversation with Amy Acker’s father and eventually Amy herself. Her husband (who knew she was married?) promptly came on after i asked if i could dress her up as evil fred and fuck her. That convo didnt last long. Doing my part to defend our great nation, thank you.
#28 | Comment by Kampherloon — June 11, 2004 @ 4:47 pm
Mayo with your fries is like eating pickles with your ice cream: I’ve seen it done but I don’t think I’d eat it myself.
And subliminal messages kick ass (Although I find that "superliminal" messages are most effective)!!
#29 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 11, 2004 @ 4:47 pm
Does anyone here watch Jeopardy?
This guy Ken has won 8 days in a row. It hasn’t even been close. He averages over 30,000 each day and has won over 260,000 already. It’s kinda funny cuz the other contestants barely ever get a chance to buzz in.
"So I said if this is the House of Pancakes, how come I can’t eat the walls?"
-Homer J.
#30 | Comment by ak — June 11, 2004 @ 5:03 pm
mayonnaise is a lot better than jeopardy
#31 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 5:05 pm
What about eating mayonnaise [i]while watching[/i] jeopardy?
#32 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 11, 2004 @ 5:10 pm
have you seen quiz show? maybe jeopardy is rigged.
Plot Summary for
Quiz Show (1994)
An idealistic young lawyer (Rob Morrow) working for a Congressional subcommittee in the late 1950s discovers that TV quiz shows are being fixed. His investigation focusses on two contestants on the show "Twenty-One": Herbert Stempel (John Turturro), a brash working-class Jew from Queens, and Charles Van Doren (Ralph Fiennes), the patrician scion of one of America’s leading literary families. Based on a true story. Mayonnaise.
#33 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 5:14 pm
Dammit. Sorry about the double post, But… uh… my attempt at html didn’t work. Sorry about that.
#34 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 11, 2004 @ 5:15 pm
79 pages of funny quotes from tv, movies, politicians, etc.
http://www.coolquotescollection.com/cat/laughs/79/
#35 | Comment by ak — June 11, 2004 @ 5:32 pm
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
#36 | Comment by ak — June 11, 2004 @ 5:34 pm
I don’t like mayonnaise, but I do like mustard. Mustard is tasty and wins the prize, mayonnaise just looks like skeet.
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
#37 | Comment by Seriously — June 11, 2004 @ 5:39 pm
I’m making myself a sandwich right now. With lots of mayonaise.
#38 | Comment by Download-This — June 11, 2004 @ 5:40 pm
Not so much the full-on, mayo-only, Pulp Fiction/Amsterdam thing, more like a nice mix of ketchup and mayo/Utah thing… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry_sauce
#39 | Comment by Lackey — June 11, 2004 @ 6:36 pm
Easy recipe for Mayonnaise:
1 part oil
1 part animal fat (read: LARD)
Season to taste.
Posted by thefelinepunk – 4:20pm June 11, 2004
What the? You forgot egg whites!
I think it’s funny that everyone is saying "ew mayo" when they should be saying "ew hotdogs" Those are made out of rats, pigeons and boots.
by the way, mayo rules. I eat a bowl of it on cinco de mayo
#40 | Comment by Dex — June 11, 2004 @ 6:50 pm
Here’s a better recipe: http://tinyurl.com/2ffz9 Frito Pie. Hell yeah.
#41 | Comment by Lackey — June 11, 2004 @ 6:53 pm
put some mayo on saltine crackers, now that’s some good eatin’!
#42 | Comment by bubbagumpshrimp — June 11, 2004 @ 7:02 pm
I go thru more than a jar of mayo a week. How about cream cheese.
#43 | Comment by evanwantsme — June 11, 2004 @ 8:02 pm
Zero. Tolerance.
#44 | Comment by jk — June 11, 2004 @ 8:08 pm
i have zero tolerance for mustard 😮
i hate that shit!
#45 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 8:11 pm
Justin, you’re so white. Wait…?
#46 | Comment by Holms — June 11, 2004 @ 8:28 pm
I couldn’t contain myself.. a fight over condiments makes me orgasm. Anyway, ketchup should be banned from hotdogs.. and cooking hotdogs any other way than on a grill should be banned. Oh, and mayo will give you cancer and you will die. Just read the label. Mustard rocks.
#47 | Comment by Crackmaster — June 11, 2004 @ 11:38 pm
"accrodnig to rsearech by me, evyrenoe who ptus up the msesgae form Cmabrigde Uinervtisy is a dumsbas" – My roommate
#48 | Comment by jeff — June 12, 2004 @ 3:19 pm