56 thoughts on “Hooray!”

  1. Justin, apologies if you’ve covered this in the past, I will feel bad using bandwith. Do you review or discuss music at all outside of Avril or JoJo?
    Posted by Nate – 12:41am June 13, 2004
    he said once, long ago, he had a fiona apple (and get this) TAPE! <- i love teh fiona. i think i've actually read something about sarah mclachlan in here, too. emo music has also been discussed and he also wrote once he isn't into music for that matter. and yay! finally the olsen twins will start doing pg-13 or above rated movies!!!

    #1 | Comment by vhw — June 13, 2004 @ 1:13 am

  2. Fucking one of them would be like fucking a shaved monkey.

    I guess it’s a good thing I like fucking shaved monkeys.

    #2 | Comment by pangwinking — June 13, 2004 @ 1:15 am

  3. I thought they signed with penthouse? I saw a countdown to their birthday (and photoshoot) in the Jenna Jameson mag they had a few months back.
    Meh, maybe not.

    #3 | Comment by Vermis — June 13, 2004 @ 1:50 am

  4. They turned 18? Well, I’m not interested anymore.

    #4 | Comment by Sunstrider — June 13, 2004 @ 1:50 am

  5. Never cared for them. Now that they are legal i still feel the same. They look like two aliens with their huge eyes and fat heads. Good thing they are rich.

    #5 | Comment by f unit — June 13, 2004 @ 2:01 am

  6. Dissapointing and anti climatic cause they now look like starved spider monkeys. Oh well what a shame, but they had potential.

    #6 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — June 13, 2004 @ 2:02 am

  7. what a bad career move. that’s all they had left.

    #7 | Comment by cronox2 — June 13, 2004 @ 2:27 am

  8. They suck.. and they have more money than anyone deserves.. except they deserve least of all.. They are like Ben Afleck..only x2..and younger. Fame and fortune were handed to them, with 2 bright shiny spoon sticking out..
    http://tinyurl.com/346×8… nuff.

    #8 | Comment by antiolsen — June 13, 2004 @ 2:27 am

  9. oops… apparently I suck too.. but I’m paid accordingly
    http://tinyurl.com/346×8
    btw.. Justin if you are Canadian, you Rock.. no matter who you like.

    #9 | Comment by antiolsen — June 13, 2004 @ 2:32 am

  10. oh my god, are you guys serious, i would completely bend each mary kate and ashley over and fuck them in the ass….personally, the more i see lindsey lohan, the more im beginning to dislike her, shes a pair of titties with nothing much else to offer, while mary kate and ashley is a pair of jesus loving goddesses…..people need to stop hatin on the mary kate and ashley

    #10 | Comment by c-unit — June 13, 2004 @ 2:32 am

  11. the only reason that i would bang the olsen twins would be so i could brag or get at a piece of their money cause they have no talent and their looks have gone down the drain since they stopped eating.

    #11 | Comment by Stizzle Rizzle — June 13, 2004 @ 2:43 am

  12. now what? Now Ashley Olsen and I can finally go public with our relationship.

    #12 | Comment by SheepDog — June 13, 2004 @ 2:49 am

  13. They do have bones sticking out, but I, just like the rest of you, would love to drill them. Happy birthday girls. Please eat some of the cake.

    #13 | Comment by ok — June 13, 2004 @ 3:23 am

  14. I hope you don’t mean Britney’s cake…

    #14 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 13, 2004 @ 3:26 am

  15. Who cares about Olsen Twins anymore?

    They both look like Progeria-children. There bodies haven’t matured, they still are midgets while there faces have become older and haggard. Their movie bombed and now they have no more entertainment career.

    More Lohan boobies hotness please.

    #15 | Comment by JoJo's Father — June 13, 2004 @ 3:45 am

  16. 19 days until July 2nd, when Lindsay turns 18. She seems like the kind of girls whod at least think about being in certain magazines. Im looking foreward to the time when Maxim, FHM or Stuff start having Lindsay and the Olsens and Bynes and all them as the covergirls. Oh Happy day.

    #16 | Comment by heineken — June 13, 2004 @ 3:55 am

  17. Where are the uncensored nip slips? I have seen one censored one at http://www.jaboobie.com/olsen.html

    #17 | Comment by C-Monkey — June 13, 2004 @ 4:01 am

  18. C-Monkey, if you actually believe that the "nipslip" pic is real, you’re a damn ‘tard.

    #18 | Comment by Chris Crazy — June 13, 2004 @ 4:18 am

  19. Olsen Twin pictures/screen caps/bikini shots!

    http://tinyurl.com/2dzsu
    http://tinyurl.com/38rlw
    http://tinyurl.com/3g4co
    http://tinyurl.com/283b3
    http://tinyurl.com/2xqkb
    http://tinyurl.com/2fdys
    http://tinyurl.com/3bzut
    http://tinyurl.com/yu58f
    http://tinyurl.com/2jydo
    http://tinyurl.com/ysb2h
    http://tinyurl.com/29uhy
    http://tinyurl.com/3dd3r
    http://tinyurl.com/2vqma
    http://tinyurl.com/24ew7

    #19 | Comment by Riss — June 13, 2004 @ 9:04 am

  20. they have lost every appeal i had held for them.

    #20 | Comment by scentless — June 13, 2004 @ 12:11 pm

  21. nothing we keep jacking off to " teh Lohan "

    #21 | Comment by hesey — June 13, 2004 @ 12:13 pm

  22. nothing we keep jacking off to " teh Lohan "

    #22 | Comment by hesey — June 13, 2004 @ 12:13 pm

  23. i thought it would be cooler if i said it twice

    TRIPLE POST AWAY!!!

    #23 | Comment by hesey — June 13, 2004 @ 12:14 pm

  24. Well, well, well the twins are 18. Now you ask what do we do now? Thats easy, nothing! They wont do porn and if you think they will you are dumb.

    #24 | Comment by yupyup — June 13, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

  25. we will crave teh lohan but well hang tight with the olsen until the lohan is legal

    #25 | Comment by crunkshorty — June 13, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

  26. Wait for Lohan…after that Duff, then maybe Jojo

    #26 | Comment by BD_Miller — June 13, 2004 @ 12:22 pm

  27. um.. wait for duff. fuck the olsens. fucking anorexic bitches.

    #27 | Comment by symnzXx — June 13, 2004 @ 12:23 pm

  28. I got them a nice double-sided dildo

    #28 | Comment by evanwantsme — June 13, 2004 @ 12:24 pm

  29. They reached their peak beauty @ 16. Now i moved on to lohan

    #29 | Comment by eddie — June 13, 2004 @ 12:26 pm

  30. Either I am in a drunk hallucination or I just had sex with the now legal Olsen twins. Should I rub it in your face?!?! or thank my hand for another day well done. *sigh*

    #30 | Comment by Alias — June 13, 2004 @ 12:36 pm

  31. on a seperate note, has anyone seen the olympic advert with avril? she’s looks mighty fine there.. mmm..

    #31 | Comment by william — June 13, 2004 @ 12:36 pm

  32. i believe they will start a new race of super hoes

    #32 | Comment by Leon Lihart — June 13, 2004 @ 12:37 pm

  33. Fuck the twins.. when their titties pop out in public, then they’ll draw my attention.

    #33 | Comment by Zero — June 13, 2004 @ 12:38 pm

  34. Justin, apologies if you’ve covered this in the past, I will feel bad using bandwith. Do you review or discuss music at all outside of Avril or JoJo?

    #34 | Comment by Nate — June 13, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

  35. definitely wait for teh lohan.. though id still do both the olsen twins in their respective poopers.

    #35 | Comment by amicheze — June 13, 2004 @ 12:56 pm

  36. At least they don’t have enormous titties like Lohan… that’d be kinda weird. I’m used to the fact that Lohan somehow magically grew two chest sizes in 6 months’ time, and now they’re large enough to fit into a pair of boxing gloves and punch me in the face. I pray to God the Olsen Twins ™ (r) (c) don’t go the route of the Brest Implantation of Doom ™.

    #36 | Comment by JLP — June 13, 2004 @ 1:38 pm

  37. Whatever anybody says, I still think they are hot…look, check them out!!!!

    #37 | Comment by photocam77 — June 13, 2004 @ 3:00 pm

  38. Well, I’m convinced that now that they’re legal, I won’t hear about them as much.

    Maybe for nostalgia some time down the line…

    It is a good day to be me.

    #38 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 13, 2004 @ 5:25 pm

  39. holy shit…. looking at this site cracks me up…. u guys are hilariose…. ya lohan is reallypretty and the mary kate and ashley twins are starving them selves…. but they are also pretty…. but u guys are crazy….. but wat got me mad is the hermione site part…. shes a sweet innocent little girl…. thinking things about her is just wrong….

    #39 | Comment by me — June 13, 2004 @ 8:38 pm

  40. they are hot and you all know it.

    #40 | Comment by tank — June 13, 2004 @ 9:30 pm

  41. hmm…Happy Birthday, Olsens (haha like they’re gonna read this) Hopefully Heff will pump out a couple million and get em to pose. Hell id settle for an FHM right now. mmm…Mandy Moore in playboy, now theres an idea 🙂

    #41 | Comment by Mr. Junky — June 14, 2004 @ 1:27 am

  42. You all do realize that the Olsens, with their terrible made-for-TV and straight-to-video movies, shitty music, and presumably bland clothing line, have more money than any two deities?

    If no one ever bought another product of the Olsens from this point forward, it wouldn’t mean shit.

    I highly doubt that

    They will do porn
    They will do drugs
    They will do you

    I think that they will however, sit back and giggle all cute and girly all the way to the bank.

    Wouldn’t it be great though, if the Olsen twins became the heads of an organized crime syndicate? That idea pleases me.

    They could make a movie about it.

    Scarface 2: Double Trouble

    #42 | Comment by Seriously — June 14, 2004 @ 9:19 am

  43. anybody who says they wouldnt fuck the olsen twins is a goddamn liar, and only says that because they want to be "cool" or "different" and they dont want to look like a perverted dork in front of their cool goth friends… buncha fags…

    >:D

    #43 | Comment by Joe — June 14, 2004 @ 10:00 am

  44. for any of u that know or remember O&A (Opie & Anthony radio talk show ) its a glorious time for us older guys … no jail time !!!!

    #44 | Comment by freddy — June 14, 2004 @ 11:54 am

  45. I wish I had me a piece of those two. They are so fine. I hope they start doing the Lohan "accicentals". They will prolly end up in a movie with Lohan where there is a massive orgy!

    #45 | Comment by Tater Salad — June 14, 2004 @ 12:15 pm

  46. freakin’ a dudes!

    #46 | Comment by juicy mullet — June 14, 2004 @ 2:14 pm

  47. "Now what?" you ask?

    Now we wait for them to finally fade into obscurity, once everyone who has been waiting for them to turn 18 and do something wild realize that they are shitty actresses, have shitty merchandise, and all their shows are inevitably shitty and will never so anything wild untill all caring for them has long passed.

    Obscurity Away!

    #47 | Comment by kvl — June 14, 2004 @ 11:02 pm

  48. LOL…some of u cant be serious. Olsen Twins still look like they are 10 years old. They have no body whatsover. No tits, no ass, average face…absolutely nothing. Who ever pops their cherries, they will break them into pieces. Get the fuck out of here. No one cares for the olsen sticks…give me lohan and bynes!!!

    #48 | Comment by jed — June 14, 2004 @ 11:10 pm

  49. olsens are nasty anorexic bitches. And whoever said that they would only care if the olsen twins tits pop out? LOL…that will never happen…u wanna know why? because they have no TITS…lmao!!!

    #49 | Comment by jax — June 14, 2004 @ 11:16 pm

  50. Jed got it right.

    They seriously look the same as they did 7-8 years ago. They just got taller and started wearing more makeup.

    Oh, and "Joe?"

    People are liars when they say they wouldn’t bang the Olsen Twins, and only say so to look cool to their "Goth" friends?

    I wouldn’t touch the bitches. I’d feel like I was molesting a couple of spider monkeys or something.

    And no, I’m not a goth. I don’t say stuff like that about the Olsens to sound cool. I say it because it’s the damned truth; they look like a couple shaved juvenile spider monkeys.

    Jackass.

    #50 | Comment by Another Justin — June 15, 2004 @ 5:07 am

  51. Now they are 18 no one cares about them, they r just ur everyday run of the mill million-airs.

    #51 | Comment by HotDOG — June 15, 2004 @ 9:45 am

  52. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!…

    #52 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — June 15, 2004 @ 11:38 am

  53. whoa, simmer down "another justin" – im just ranting, as we all are – but youre not the only one to mention their resemblance to monkeys… what is this fascination with monkeys everyone has? would you rather fuck a monkey then fuck an olsen girl? because i can recommend some great zoos, theme parks, circuses etc if youre interested…

    >:D

    #53 | Comment by Joe — June 15, 2004 @ 12:29 pm

  54. Hey! The Olsen twins might still slightly retain their younger facial appearances, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t another hole, damnit!!!!

    #54 | Comment by JLP — June 16, 2004 @ 1:43 am

  55. Woah! I feel like I have gone back in time!
    This was a glorious day in FUBAR history…

    #55 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — March 1, 2005 @ 5:02 am

  56. they’re monkey-faced figits–sure, but I think they’re too ugly to be put on the same level as actual monkeys

    #56 | Comment by leanne — March 28, 2005 @ 2:35 pm

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