Avril

pangwinking: what are you doing?
psykotik2k: listening to avril
psykotik2k: and looking for avril stuff on ebay
psykotik2k: http://cgi.ebay.com/……item=2248766647&rd=1
psykotik2k: ^_^
pangwinking: $7,600!!!
psykotik2k: :OOOO
psykotik2k: for lunch!
pangwinking: i’d pay that if she sucked my dick, i got to fuck her vagina, fuck her ass, eat breakfast, lunch and dinner

59 thoughts on “Avril

  1. You should probably make that "Make A Donation" button a little bigger, heh.

    #1 | Comment by Brad K — June 13, 2004 @ 7:23 am

  2. So much money for so little in return.

    #2 | Comment by Iced Gold — June 13, 2004 @ 7:28 am

  3. yeah i got an email about it the other day. it was up to 11k back then.

    —————
    To: webmaster @ psykotik.zzn.com
    Subject: lunch with Avril link
    From: Chris Rider
    Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 23:48:19 -0700 (PDT)

    I mentioend this in the comments the other day and finally got a link.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/……item=2248766647

    c’mon man only 11 k. get the site to pitch in. If
    anyone in the world deserves ot win this it’s you
    —————

    i wish.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — June 13, 2004 @ 7:28 am

  4. I imagine some big hollywood lawyer type will buy this for his daughter and write it off through taxes.

    #4 | Comment by Iced Gold — June 13, 2004 @ 7:40 am

  5. pangwinking: i’d pay that is she sucked my dick, i got to fuck her vagina, fuck her ass, eat breakfast, lunch and dinner
    pangwinking: with her
    psykotik2k: kekekkekeke
    pangwinking: i still wouldn’t pay that much… i could do all that for like $1,500 with some trashy hooker
    pangwinking: that’s all avril is anyway
    psykotik2k: shut up
    pangwinking: BURN!
    psykotik2k: =(
    pangwinking: kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeeeeeeee faggot

    If you’re going to post the conversation, post the whole Goddamn thing.

    Oh, and Pang says hi.

    #5 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 13, 2004 @ 8:57 am

  6. I’d love to see a MTV special where Justin went on a lunch with Avril. Can you imagine how that conversation would go? LOL

    #6 | Comment by Dex — June 13, 2004 @ 9:22 am

  7. i can’t even begin to imagine

    #7 | Comment by Justin — June 13, 2004 @ 9:25 am

  8. Dam thats a crap load of money for next to nothing, shes proably a dam bitch anyways, when i saw her in a interveiw on tv she seems shy/stuckup, unless shes going to give you head on demand for a week its not worth the money.

    The easies and cheapest way to get a piece of avril’s poontang pie, is to get a job in a morgue and hope she dies young and from somthing that doesnt mutilate her body… drug overdose would be perfect, then u can plow her bloated corpse all day.

    #8 | Comment by HotDOG — June 13, 2004 @ 9:56 am

  9. Did you see the shit the high bidder has one in the past?! Ferret close and an FBI sticker – fucking FREAK.

    #9 | Comment by kesey — June 13, 2004 @ 10:05 am

  10. "The easies and cheapest way to get a piece of avril’s poontang pie, is to get a job in a morgue and hope she dies young and from somthing that doesnt mutilate her body… drug overdose would be perfect, then u can plow her bloated corpse all day." to quote rick james "cocaine is a hell of a drug" lmfao man that’s some crazy shit

    #10 | Comment by Defjm — June 13, 2004 @ 10:28 am

  11. For that kind of money, I hope that at least she wears make-up…
    Ugly Avril

    #11 | Comment by GAP — June 13, 2004 @ 11:08 am

  12. wow GAP… we haven’t seen those in… like a week, i liked’em betther last year or so!
    can’t you follow the fucking rules GAP?!

    for 7k+ i at least hope she pays for lunch… totally worth it, thou

    #12 | Comment by vhw — June 13, 2004 @ 11:27 am

  13. *better (bite my ass)

    #13 | Comment by vhw — June 13, 2004 @ 11:28 am

  14. I think GAP was simply justifying his statement; the link was relevant to his point. Pull your tongue out of Justin’s arse – it’s been a whole day since he’s complained of new readers with bad form anyway.

    #14 | Comment by Lock — June 13, 2004 @ 12:33 pm

  15. Better be a lunch eating gold leaf and abalone and every expensive thing you could find, wipe your hands after you finish with slices of Kobe Beef. Gargle with Krystal.

    And then dessert with a gangbang with avril spinning like a top naked on yer dick…

    #15 | Comment by UncleMao — June 13, 2004 @ 1:18 pm

  16. In all honesty thats not a bad price. A round of golf with Tiger woods goes for $30,000 I think?

    With Avril you are guaranteed a hug, and a whole dinner of staring at her chest.

    #16 | Comment by Alias — June 13, 2004 @ 1:19 pm

  17. Am I the only one that finds the fact that this auction is supportin prostate cancer? They seemed to have gotten someone who is such an adamant voice for female rebellion to support a form of Cancer that usually only occurs in older males.

    #17 | Comment by mookie — June 13, 2004 @ 1:33 pm

  18. Am I the only who finds that kind of funny, rather.

    #18 | Comment by mookie — June 13, 2004 @ 1:34 pm

  19. Yeah, Kesey did point out something a bit disturbing…seems the high bidder has a ferret fetish. Creeeeepy.

    #19 | Comment by Ricochet — June 13, 2004 @ 2:08 pm

  20. I <3 Pang... ^_^

    #20 | Comment by Mike — June 13, 2004 @ 3:04 pm

  21. if i got a hug from avril, i’d milk it for all it’s worth. i’d must mushing myself against her boobs like there’s no tomorrow

    #21 | Comment by Justin — June 13, 2004 @ 4:27 pm

  22. Is there a limit to how much I can post?

    #22 | Comment by Monty — June 13, 2004 @ 4:33 pm

  23. *In a single post

    #23 | Comment by Monty — June 13, 2004 @ 4:34 pm

  24. kind of off topic, but this is the funniest thing i have seen in a while. rotfl!

    http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

    #24 | Comment by pfft — June 13, 2004 @ 4:59 pm

  25. Win the auction, whack the security, and take home your sex slave!

    #25 | Comment by RobertBruce — June 13, 2004 @ 5:10 pm

  26. I <3 Pang... ^_^

    Posted by Mike - 3:04pm June 13, 2004

    MINE!

    #26 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 13, 2004 @ 5:14 pm

  27. Wow pfft, I haven’t seen that since like 1998, did you just discover the internet or something?

    #27 | Comment by Drizz Bee Drazzle — June 13, 2004 @ 5:18 pm

  28. kind of off topic, but this is the funniest thing i have seen in a while. rotfl!

    http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

    Posted by pfft – 4:59pm June 13, 2004

    Ok that is funny! Justin why didnt you catch this!

    #28 | Comment by Rivers — June 13, 2004 @ 5:31 pm

  29. here we go again…. Check out the forum jackass.

    #29 | Comment by ok — June 13, 2004 @ 5:34 pm

  30. I know how much u like movies and if you have not heard of "Ichi the Killer" check it out. not neccasarily a good movie, but man is it an expereince. Just watch the trailer

    #30 | Comment by heineken — June 13, 2004 @ 5:37 pm

  31. i dont feel like looking, what is it?

    #31 | Comment by susan — June 13, 2004 @ 5:50 pm

  32. ichi reactions

    #32 | Comment by Justin — June 13, 2004 @ 5:58 pm

  33. Well I feel like a douchebag.

    #33 | Comment by heineken — June 13, 2004 @ 6:04 pm

  34. Yeah anything cool you may know about, Justin probably knows about it.

    He’s just THAT cool.

    #34 | Comment by radish01001 — June 13, 2004 @ 6:12 pm

  35. Lohan joins Pussycat Doll sluts!

    NEED PICS. BADLY.

    #35 | Comment by that guy — June 13, 2004 @ 6:53 pm

  36. Come to think of it… I’ve been wondering how Justin manages to find all this stuff first. This is the place that I come to for current events because, if it happened, Justin probably had it posted even before CNN found out.

    There’s some sort of conspiracy here… I just can’t put my finger on what it is.

    #36 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 13, 2004 @ 6:54 pm

  37. If I was sleeping with Mrs. Bush I imagine I would know most everything first too. The after sex cigarrete, while overrated, leads to a plethora of information.

    #37 | Comment by Alias — June 13, 2004 @ 7:32 pm

  38. o/t but heres a new one of Hilary Duff drinking with some friends that I found…

    Party Up, Hil!

    #38 | Comment by MEEEEEEEE — June 13, 2004 @ 7:38 pm

  39. So, it says you have to pay any shipping fees and whatnot if your the winning bidder. Does that mean you have to pay to fly her to where you want to have lunch?

    #39 | Comment by DonG — June 13, 2004 @ 7:55 pm

  40. Ashlee simpson, the next avril?

    She’s so punk

    misc hi-res of ashlee some are almost pore’n

    #40 | Comment by Eric — June 13, 2004 @ 8:42 pm

  41. I put in my donation! Go get her Justin!

    #41 | Comment by Rivers — June 13, 2004 @ 8:45 pm

  42. that hilary pic is a fake…

    #42 | Comment by Mr. Junky — June 13, 2004 @ 8:50 pm

  43. yeah dude that hilary pic was extremely fake. i don’t see what the big deal with it was anyways. about ichi: i saw it for the first time about a year ago. it is definitely an experience. so much so that i bought a copy of it from the netherlands in order to get the full copy that was not available here in the states. anyways if you like ichi then you need to check out the other movies by takashi miike, including audition (creepy), the dead or alive series (very cool), visitor q (disturbing), and the triad society series (stylized badass action)

    #43 | Comment by reservrdg8 — June 13, 2004 @ 9:02 pm

  44. hey justin didn’t you rave about "infernal affairs" at some point in time? i think i remember reading about it on here before but i don’t know where it is.

    #44 | Comment by reservrdg8 — June 13, 2004 @ 10:31 pm

  45. http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/1001

    #45 | Comment by Justin — June 13, 2004 @ 10:39 pm

  46. thanks man. i think ill buy the trilogy now.

    #46 | Comment by reservrdg8 — June 13, 2004 @ 10:41 pm

  47. Wow.

    That’s just pathetic.

    #47 | Comment by ASL — June 14, 2004 @ 6:44 am

  48. I have been missing for a while…..
    I have decided to never return…

    #48 | Comment by CONTENT — June 14, 2004 @ 9:28 am

  49. Smilin’ my ‘don’t-care’ smile
    Doing my ‘don’t-care’ dance…
    Eatin my ‘don’t-care’ chips…
    And wearin’ my ‘don’t-care pants with the little happy bananas on ’em.

    #49 | Comment by C-Monkey — June 14, 2004 @ 9:41 am

  50. video of lindsay shaking her stuff at this years mtv movie awards at suprnova.org

    #50 | Comment by vhw — June 14, 2004 @ 10:29 am

  51. Everybody seen the Severina video?

    http://www.circleofaddiction.com/popstarsextape.php

    #51 | Comment by Nickybert — June 14, 2004 @ 10:59 am

  52. this video is sexy

    #52 | Comment by fcc — June 14, 2004 @ 2:08 pm

  53. I think the guy Severina is doing is her long time boyfriend Srecko Varegk. They were reported as getting married. Maybe the vid is a honeymoon vid? Damn hot Severina!!

    #53 | Comment by C-Monkey — June 14, 2004 @ 2:51 pm

  54. who is Severina? hope that’s not a dumb question

    #54 | Comment by reservrdg8 — June 14, 2004 @ 3:28 pm

  55. that Severina chick is a freak! almost as much as my girlfriend. Shes a cum junky

    #55 | Comment by DonG — June 14, 2004 @ 6:57 pm

  56. Severina is a Croatian Pop Star. Another said that for them this is a big thing. The american equivilant would be Nick and Jessica Simpson releasing a sex video. She was apparently all about moral and virtue and crap like that in Croatia.

    She is a Cum Junkie too…. in the vid she’s such a slut.

    #56 | Comment by kvl — June 15, 2004 @ 10:54 am

  57. btw, winning bid was $16,099.00 US, by one "princesspopcornwhiskerdoodle." Godamn.

    #57 | Comment by jay — June 15, 2004 @ 9:36 pm

  58. Click here to download the Severina video, not just view it. But careful… sometimes you need to click it several times, as the server tends to be busy, and gives you an error every try or two. 😉

    #58 | Comment by JLP — June 16, 2004 @ 1:37 am

  59. Oh, and refreshing helps, too. =P

    #59 | Comment by JLP — June 16, 2004 @ 1:37 am

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