Alright. Own up. Who’s been searching for me and lurking around on the new site. Come on now. I know you’re out there. Don’t be afraid. I’m just curious. Go ahead and leave comments. It’s always nice to see new names around. Don’t be a stranger.

That said, to those of you who are around and have been around, try to remember that it’s called ‘comments’, not ‘in-jokes’. And most definitely not in-jokes from other sites. Absolutely none of that shit here please. As i said before, i’m essentially starting fubar from scratch again and i’m trying to make things as accessible to everyone as possible. Not everybody is going to ‘get’ the in-joke comments. It’s just going alienate first time visitors and make them feel like they’re missing something. Now, by all means, if you want to be funny, then go ahead and be funny. But at the very least, make it universally funny and not just funny to 3 people. Granted, (to my knowledge) i don’t think that there’s many new people around at the moment but it’s something to keep in mind in general for the future.

And hey, if anything, there’s always the age old convention of actually leaving proper comments that are actually relevant to the post at hand! Ya! Like wow!

32 thoughts on “STALKERS

  1. I searched for “f.u.b.a.r – omg masturbatory heaven”

    #1 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 9, 2005 @ 11:32 pm

  2. OMG 1ST!!

    it’s good to know that people still look for you even though you seemed to have disappeared from the face of the earth [but that can never happen for real, can it?].

    #2 | Comment by zecchino — March 9, 2005 @ 11:34 pm

  3. I found the new site today. But I used the Force. Google is overrated.

    #3 | Comment by Brass — March 9, 2005 @ 11:49 pm

  4. guilty for the ‘justin fubar’ google search. long time reader since the stupid malaysia days.

    #4 | Comment by grip — March 10, 2005 @ 12:20 am

  5. PWN’D, hooked, tagged and released again. I googled the justin fubar thing. now back to lurking….

    #5 | Comment by heyhesawinner — March 10, 2005 @ 1:28 am

  6. No search needed, I found a link. It made me happy. It’s really nice to see your site up again Justin.

    #6 | Comment by Wonderyak — March 10, 2005 @ 1:43 am

  7. I just followed a link at thatpepsigirl site. And all was right in the world…

    #7 | Comment by devnull — March 10, 2005 @ 4:51 am

  8. I found the new domain when some crazy Asian boy with Mexican stubble, bed-head hair and magical internets powers was hitting on me on AIM, and then he sent me a link. :O

    #8 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 10, 2005 @ 5:47 am

  9. thatpepsigirl.

    link found 3/4/05.


    #9 | Comment by Ryan — March 10, 2005 @ 6:55 am

  10. I found a link to dontlinkthis. :O

    #10 | Comment by lswalker — March 10, 2005 @ 7:37 am

  11. I found the link while looking at the stats for my website. Apparently some one accessed my site from a link here.

    #11 | Comment by Jamdez — March 10, 2005 @ 8:50 am

  12. I just asked Suzi…didn’t think to search it..

    #12 | Comment by Elaith — March 10, 2005 @ 8:58 am

  13. Your technocrati profile is a dead giveaway too.

    #13 | Comment by bob — March 10, 2005 @ 9:27 am

  14. aside from a few relatively hidden links here and there and formal announcements to selected sites, i havent been actively trying to promote (or hide really) the new domain name. but it’s still very possible for people to find me if they feel so inclined to do so at any time. all it takes is a simple google search.

    #14 | Comment by Justin — March 10, 2005 @ 11:19 am

  15. You’ve got me. Underage Porn Law and Order SVU was me.

    #15 | Comment by eyeslastglance — March 10, 2005 @ 4:49 pm

  16. Proper comments are for the fishes.I tried to find the site by searching “avril lavigne nude” like when I firt found it. Ahaha, of course I fail. To think that F.U.B.A.R. was like number 1 or 3 in that search before. Amazing. Avril should send you a check or something for making her so famous. Granted you didn’t, but I’m willing to bet a few people got her CD because of this site. I know for a fact at least one person has…because I am lame. I love Avril though. h8rz \m/

    Vin Diesel is an asshole.

    #16 | Comment by Bubba — March 10, 2005 @ 8:31 pm

  17. hola! I’m lurking! but mainly because I’m trying to get into the mix of things.

    #17 | Comment by skarekrow — March 10, 2005 @ 11:33 pm

  18. Yeah, I’ve been googling for ‘justin fubar’ periodically on the assumption you might reappear. (Or maybe I tried ‘fubar justin’ the other times. But the time I found it was the former.) Started lurking on the old fubar when I got the hots for Scarlett Johansson.

    #18 | Comment by buzzard — March 11, 2005 @ 4:07 am

  19. I used holisticity.

    I just stumbled across the page basically, like I did the first time.

    That’s some crazy shit right thur.

    #19 | Comment by Seriously — March 11, 2005 @ 10:15 am

  20. this is the same Justin? wow, now it all makes sense….

    #20 | Comment by klaudesmith — March 11, 2005 @ 12:07 pm

  21. i searched “where is justin fubar” after asking the idiots at the other site where i could find you… please hold meh..

    #21 | Comment by Yawn — March 11, 2005 @ 4:53 pm

  22. Holy hell…I was just searching for the old fubar archives for nostalgia and I come across this gem. It’s great to have you back, Justin.

    #22 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — March 11, 2005 @ 7:16 pm

  23. Who the fuck is Justin?

    #23 | Comment by Father Ted — March 13, 2005 @ 8:35 am

  24. I was stalking Smash and ended up back here.

    #24 | Comment by Observant — March 15, 2005 @ 4:34 am

  25. Damn you have been hard to find. This is getting to be pretty traumatic all this website changing. First Badinagooway, then Thatsjustnotright, and now here.

    #25 | Comment by xbox4dd — March 15, 2005 @ 10:58 am

  26. Whenever some unknown woman suddenly makes it onto every blog I read, I know Justin is there. So to keep up-to-date on trends, and stay the lecherous poseur that I am, I must lurk at Justin’s sites.

    (Began with Fubar way back when. Found ‘That Pepsi Girl’ from a link on the Chicago Craigslist rants-and-raves section, and from there to here)…

    #26 | Comment by Joe Bob Briggs Jr. — March 15, 2005 @ 11:58 pm

  27. Lurking? Thats just not right.

    Not funny? Kinda funny?

    #27 | Comment by Steampunk — March 16, 2005 @ 2:57 pm

  28. Found the link through the old Fubar. Been reading for a decent amount of time, but never commented over there. I never got the whole forum hierarchy… personally, I figure there’s the site creator and then there’s everyone else, but most people don’t see it that way. I guess there’s something to be said about going through the battles of internet forumdom together, forging a community and such. That might be sarcasm – I’m not sure. Point is, good to see you back.

    #28 | Comment by Will — March 16, 2005 @ 2:59 pm

  29. yeah, i was never a big fan of the forums. back when the site was separate from the forums (kinda like it is now), you’ll notice that i never really contributed much on the (old) forum. i only put it up so other people can play around in it. and it eventually became too much of a hassle to regulate/moderate.

    anyhow, i’ve decided that the site should just be the site and nothing else. so no more fubar forums for now.

    it’s still there (mostly because i made a whole bunch of front page posts using the forum software, so i cant exactly get rid of it) and you can still sign up and stuff, but it’s pretty much closed off. you can only comment on the old front page posts that’re on there.

    #29 | Comment by Justin — March 16, 2005 @ 3:08 pm

  30. Found it through google. I missed your post man. Glad to read your stuff again.

    #30 | Comment by jon — March 16, 2005 @ 10:26 pm

  31. Good to have you back, I missed the ranting

    #31 | Comment by A-dog — March 19, 2005 @ 8:43 am

  32. Well of course I find it by freaking accident after looking for the damn place like a month ago.

    #32 | Comment by ninbw — March 26, 2005 @ 7:00 am

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