Okay seriously. How is this girl even a star. SHE’S FUCKING UGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY.

I am, of course, talking about Michelle Trachtenberg. Although i could also be talking about Jessica Alba, Brooke Burke and Eliza Dushku amongst other people.

That said, i have decided that i will most definitely watch Ice Princess despite the presence of teh Trachtenfugly. Because i just saw a TV spot that mentions Hayden Panettiere’s character as being a rival/friend to Michelle’s character. And you know what that means. Hayden will most definitely be the bitch of the movie! At least i hope so!

That would be so hot. Hayden; with a bitchface. You know she can pull it off. Bitchfaces can be hot on the right girl. Mandy Moore had an awesome bitchface in The Princess Diaries. She was so bitchy that i wanted to fuck her. Teach her a lesson yanno? But on the oppposite end, an example of a not hot bitchface is Kate ‘what the hoof?!’ Playground. Okay so maybe that’s not really her last name but you know who i mean. What a bitchface. That i wouldn’t fuck.

Oh and yeah, Michelle Trachtenberg is ugly.

17 thoughts on “Ew

  1. Bad link on the Michelle photo at the moment. I know you had linked to this this previously.

    #1 | Comment by K — March 10, 2005 @ 12:13 am

  2. she is, was and forever will be, ugly. a paperbag shag if there ever was one. and even that would be pushing it. she doesn’t have that much of a body as evidenced in that eurotrip pic.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — March 10, 2005 @ 12:24 am

  3. Michelle = pretty

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 1:29 am

  4. if by pretty you mean sad clown then yes


    #4 | Comment by Justin — March 10, 2005 @ 1:45 am

  5. meanie… 🙁

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2005 @ 2:06 am

  6. Michelle might look nice with a different hairstyle. And without that fuckin’ makeup she smears around her eyes.

    #6 | Comment by devnull — March 10, 2005 @ 4:46 am

  7. Wow. That makeup is hideous.
    It looks like she got into a fight and lost.

    #7 | Comment by Clare — March 10, 2005 @ 12:27 pm

  8. She looked great in Eurotrip. Perky boobies and a fantastic ass that’s perfectly round and tasty, like a small pizza.

    #8 | Comment by nerima — March 10, 2005 @ 12:36 pm

  9. I dunno J-Dizzle…

    I think if Trachenstien came up to me at a bar and proceeded to gently massage my cocknballs I would probably slip it to her. She may not be the hottest thing to cross the Silver Screen, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that she is fugly. Or even ugly, for that matter…

    Pro: She is not fat
    Pro: She has really nice DSL
    Pro: She is short enough to blow me from a standing position.
    Pro: She doesn’t know anything about the felony charges
    Pro: Her eyes are a beautiful shade of azure

    Con: She looks as though she might be related to Paula Abdul
    Con: Her horse mouth makes me want to feed her apples and carrots

    I can’t think of any other con points at the moment, but if I do, I will let you know.

    #9 | Comment by embus — March 10, 2005 @ 12:53 pm

  10. Anyone can be made to look pretty decent, no matter how fugly, with enough makeup artists and stylists. But yea, she’s nasty in those pics.

    #10 | Comment by alexander — March 10, 2005 @ 2:53 pm

  11. I’d hit it.

    #11 | Comment by Bubba — March 10, 2005 @ 8:36 pm

  12. Jessica Alba is pretty freaking hot Justin.

    #12 | Comment by Wonderyak — March 10, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  13. Maybe so, but it was *hot* when she was frenching her brother.

    #13 | Comment by mc chilean seabass — March 11, 2005 @ 2:45 pm

  14. What about the Olsen twins? Why am I the only one on the fuckin’ planet that thinks they’re two of the most fucked up repugnant bitches in the Limelight?

    #14 | Comment by JohnnySpoons — March 11, 2005 @ 9:14 pm

  15. If I were into the whole necrofiliac scene, I would like her.

    #15 | Comment by Registeredpedophile — March 11, 2005 @ 9:39 pm

  16. You have no taste…. silly asian!

    #16 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 12, 2005 @ 10:54 am

  17. Michelle’s one hot minx.

    #17 | Comment by rosco — March 23, 2005 @ 9:52 am

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