I’m sure nobody’s gonna know who she is right now but once the new Final Destination movie comes out, that’ll probably change. But not anytime soon though, since they only just snagged her for one of the two lead roles in the movie. Plus they haven’t even started shooting yet. But she’s one to keep an eye on anyway. Her name’s Mary Elizabeth Winstead. And i think she’s pretty cute.
Kinda reminds me of Winnie Cooper in some of these pics. Must be the hair. I hate Winnie Cooper by the way. I mean, fuck. She was the reason why Kevin passed over Madeline freakin’ Adams. Quite possibly the hottest girl ever to grace The Wonder Years. Madeline was a fox who would have done ANYTHING in the world to get into Kevin’s pants. ANYTHING. And what did Winnie have to offer besides treating Kevin like shit all the time?? Nothing! Okay Winnie was pretty hot but she was a dog compared to Madeline. I almost cried (actually i think i did cry) when Kevin dumped Madeline for Winnie fucking Cooper. Which was bullshit! Fuck you Winnie Cooper!! Fuck you!!!
Anyhow.
She (Mary) hasn’t really done much. Her most recent work was in The Ring Two and she’s gonna be in some Disney superhero movie coming out this summer (that has Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell in it!). And i guess Cheating Death: Final Destination 3 after that.
Obviously it’s way too early to judge her star power, and as far as unknowns go, she’s pretty damn unknown right now. But i wouldn’t mind seeing her blow up.
Fame-wise. Of course.
Because it would be a shame if she actually did blow up. Like, you know, into.. itty bitty piec… nevermind.
28 November 1984
First something.
Shes cute.. but too old. Needs more cowbell.
#1 | Comment by Dex — March 23, 2005 @ 10:15 am
Justin’s still hung up on Wonderyears.
#2 | Comment by Smash — March 23, 2005 @ 10:16 am
WINNIE COOPER RAPED MY CHILDHOOD
#3 | Comment by Justin — March 23, 2005 @ 10:18 am
Winnie the Pooh?
#4 | Comment by Dex — March 23, 2005 @ 10:20 am
Its the eyes.
#5 | Comment by Dugas — March 23, 2005 @ 10:38 am
looks japanese-ish in this pic
#6 | Comment by Justin — March 23, 2005 @ 10:44 am
I never liked Winnie that much and after seeing how she turned out recently on some other TV show (which I forget) I’m glad I didn’t. She has a flat shovel face, as in looks like she’s been hit with one. So yeah, Madeline was pretty hot and it’s sad that I can still remember her for the two or three episodes she was in. Now she’s married to cheesy B movie action star Mark Dacascos.
#7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 23, 2005 @ 11:06 am
mark dacascos was teh shit in only the strong. i love that movie. best martial arts flick ever.
mazda stole that zoom zoom zoom thing for their commercials from the only the strong soundtrack. fact!
zoom zoom zoom capoeira mata um!
#8 | Comment by Justin — March 23, 2005 @ 11:12 am
Mark Dacascos is pretty good when he’s not in some movie produced for Sci Fi Channel (make them stop – Mansquito? WTF?) or in something that’s not screwing up a classic. I wonder if he’s taught Madeline to kick Fred Savage’s ass by now?
Frickin zoom zoom. I wish the next ad for Mazda has one of their cars running over that kid.
#9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 23, 2005 @ 11:23 am
check out drive if you haven’t already. good movie. well, at least the uncut extended version is. recommended!
too bad brittany murphy’s in it. God, i hate that bitch!
#10 | Comment by Justin — March 23, 2005 @ 11:31 am
Isn’t Mark Dacascos in the “new” american iron chef remake. I think he’s playing the head judge that bites the onion or whatever the fuck that fruit/vegetable is.
#11 | Comment by mer — March 23, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
I once met Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar). There were a bunch of other people around, and 9 out of 10 didn’t know who she was (they were too young). They constantly asked, “Wendy?” She was quite pissed.
Bwwaaahhaaahhaaahahaha!!!
#12 | Comment by Steampunk — March 23, 2005 @ 12:35 pm
Winnie was fucking gross. Paul in a wig would be hotter than her. I’d make chocolate mousse with that Madeline girl anyday.
#13 | Comment by Titleist — March 23, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
“looks japanese-ish in this pic”
Umm, Japanese girls don’t have BIG blue eyes.
Course some do fake it just like Mary with colored contacts…
#14 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 23, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Sailor Moon has big blue eyes
pwned
#15 | Comment by nerima — March 23, 2005 @ 3:14 pm
1984!? What? You’re going the wrong way.
#16 | Comment by Ryan — March 23, 2005 @ 5:42 pm
THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER FINAL DESTINATION?!
Oh, god yes.
#17 | Comment by eyeslastglance — March 23, 2005 @ 5:49 pm
I hope she dies in the next final destination, so I can rape her dead copse!
#18 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 23, 2005 @ 6:19 pm
If anyone is in LA tomorrow and wants American Idol tix, here is the link:
http://www.ocatv.com/schedule.php?show_id=9
#19 | Comment by Delux_247 — March 23, 2005 @ 6:34 pm
I saw Final Destination 2, but not the first one. And I never saw the last 45 seconds or so.
#20 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — March 23, 2005 @ 7:07 pm
of course there’s gonna be another final destination!
just like there’s been 11 final fantasys!
#21 | Comment by Justin — March 23, 2005 @ 7:21 pm
“of course there’s gonna be another final destination!
just like there’s been 11 final fantasys!”
There’s nothing really “final” about them, is there? The same way “The Neverending Story” actually did have an ending. Names lie.
Stupid names.
#22 | Comment by Jonstafa — March 23, 2005 @ 8:19 pm
I did not like the “Final Destination” movies.
#23 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 23, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Justin you new find looks like a hipster who is a Winnie Cooper impersenator on the weekends.
#24 | Comment by Elder Young — March 24, 2005 @ 12:58 am
Like Observant said, correct spelling is for dumbs.
#25 | Comment by Elder Young — March 24, 2005 @ 1:00 am
holy shit you’re kidding?
Mani from Brother hood of the wolf married Winnie?
#26 | Comment by skarekrow — March 24, 2005 @ 2:07 am
actually he married madeline. not winnie!
#27 | Comment by Justin — March 24, 2005 @ 2:11 am
ok, yeah, I just found that out. her real name is condra right?
dacascos has a decent site.
Justin you ever pick up Crying Freeman? I had a vhs copy…but it was a really bad bootleg.
#28 | Comment by skarekrow — March 24, 2005 @ 2:13 am
Is it time to update yet?
#29 | Comment by Al — March 24, 2005 @ 3:36 am
Damn, julie condra turned out pretty nice.
#30 | Comment by Titleist — March 24, 2005 @ 4:07 am
I wonder what the method of travel will be in Final Destination 3? Train has to be next. The only survivor will be Bruce Willis.
Personally I would like to see them avoid death-by-overly-complicated-golf-cart-crash in which a golf ball has some crazy ricochet and takes out hundreds of slow moving old businessmen. Tony Todd will be a mysterious caddy who appears if you say Caddyman three times. At the end of the movie death kills the franchise for being predictable.
#31 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 24, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
What a dumb idea.
#32 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 24, 2005 @ 10:22 pm
so therefore a perfect plot for FD3!
#33 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 25, 2005 @ 2:33 am