54 thoughts on “I CALLED IT

  1. good, if it had gone on any longer she probably would have come out of the coma just to rip out her own feeding tube, shut everyone up and get some peace.

    Question now is, will all those people who cared so much to stand around outside with tape n their mouths find somebody else to keep alive, or will they just go back to baking cookies until somebody else tells them to care?

    #1 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2005 @ 11:19 am

  2. Next up, the pope.

    #2 | Comment by Alias — March 31, 2005 @ 11:21 am

  3. would be funny if he goes on a feeding tube and the Vatican wants it pulled.

    #3 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2005 @ 11:24 am

  4. he better start working on that living will!

    #4 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 11:25 am

  5. God gets everything, except the PopeMobile and the hat.

    #5 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2005 @ 11:33 am

  6. “Next up, the pope.”

    Or possibly Jerry Falwell…

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 31, 2005 @ 11:39 am

  7. Oh, and I forgot to say the obvious…

    SCHIAVOWNED!

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 31, 2005 @ 11:41 am

  8. angelbaby is going to hell!

    #8 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 11:43 am

  9. “Now I suppose she’ll need a DeadJournal.”

    #9 | Comment by michler — March 31, 2005 @ 11:48 am

  10. now back to the real news: anyone got the updates on the michael jackson case?

    #10 | Comment by anon — March 31, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

  11. I think just by being here we would all be following AngelBaby. What are the chances of naked boobies in heaven anyway?

    #11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2005 @ 12:10 pm

  12. If God was a real man he wouldn’t allow clothes in heaven.

    #12 | Comment by michler — March 31, 2005 @ 12:43 pm

  13. Yeah, may she rest in peace. Finaly. And may all the cameras go back to the Jackson trial.

    #13 | Comment by muckdog — March 31, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

  14. Shes DEAD.

    #14 | Comment by nxvxn — March 31, 2005 @ 1:36 pm

  15. Sadly enough, she died before she updated her blog:
    http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

    And I assume Michael Shiavo is too busy celebrating singlehood to update his blog either:
    http://dieterri.blogspot.com/

    #15 | Comment by shirizaki — March 31, 2005 @ 2:05 pm

  16. i prefer her livejournal myself

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/terri_is_risen

    #16 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

  17. Damn. Outdone by Justin. I wonder if she has a Xanga?

    #17 | Comment by shirizaki — March 31, 2005 @ 3:43 pm

  18. oh noes!!! the pope’s condition just got worse!!!!

    plus he has a feeding tube down his nose.

    #18 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 4:01 pm

  19. Everyone’s dieing nowadays.
    I guess its the hot new thing to do.

    I think I’ll go jump off the building.

    #19 | Comment by eyeslastglance — March 31, 2005 @ 4:12 pm

  20. Oh, yeah. Did anyone notice the Johny Cockring died the other day? My colleague says, “Oh, snap, I feel sorry for all the thugs. Now they’ll really do time.” I couldn’t stop laughing.

    #20 | Comment by Alejandro — March 31, 2005 @ 4:42 pm

  21. Did anybody see South Park last night? Kenny played the role of Terri. kekeke

    #21 | Comment by thesuit — March 31, 2005 @ 5:15 pm

  22. Pope was just read his last rights.

    He’s doomed!

    #22 | Comment by Ricochet — March 31, 2005 @ 5:36 pm

  23. THE POPE IS TRYING TO STEAL TERRI’S THUNDER!!!!!!!

    #23 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 5:39 pm

  24. POPWNED??

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 31, 2005 @ 5:46 pm

  25. I wouldn’t necessarily go out of my way to pat myself on the back if I were you. If on Sunday you said she’d last “5 more days,” wouldn’t that mean you predicted she’d die on Friday, not Thursday?

    Doh!

    #25 | Comment by chud — March 31, 2005 @ 5:47 pm

  26. 5 more days is thursday!

    sunday (1) monday (2) tuesday (3) wednesday (4) thursday (5)

    #26 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 5:57 pm

  27. good, i was so sick of hearing about this. i’m glad she’s finally got some peace…

    #27 | Comment by Ryan — March 31, 2005 @ 6:25 pm

  28. It’s not over yet. Wait for the lawyers.

    #28 | Comment by nxvxn — March 31, 2005 @ 6:49 pm

  29. next up they’ll probably fight over burial, cremation or leaving out in the open on a blanket to be eaten by birds.

    #29 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2005 @ 7:13 pm

  30. She had an eating disorder… so she was really getting her wish when we starved her.

    #30 | Comment by Willy — March 31, 2005 @ 7:26 pm

  31. your logic is a little fuzzy Justin…Sunday to Monday is 1, Monday to Tuesday is 2, Tuesday to Wednesday is 3, Wednesday to Thursday is 4 and Thursday to FRIDAY IS 5

    I keep asking and no one knows, why did it take 12 years to get to this point? I know they were fighting over it in court, but god damn

    #31 | Comment by The Colonel — March 31, 2005 @ 7:46 pm

  32. if monday to friday is 5 days, then sunday to thursday is 5 days too!

    #32 | Comment by Justin — March 31, 2005 @ 7:59 pm

  33. There are 7 days in a week. If you subtract 2 days from 7, in this case Friday and Saturday, then you have 5 remaining days.

    Therefore, Justin is correct. Sunday thru Thursday is 5 days.

    #33 | Comment by Ryan — March 31, 2005 @ 8:14 pm

  34. Five more days implies that you aren’t counting the current day but Justin still had a better guess than myself. I just assumed she was a highlander and therefore immortal.

    #34 | Comment by Observant — March 31, 2005 @ 8:17 pm

  35. Justin’s right, terry’s dead, and the pope is dieing…. Did I clear all this messup?

    #35 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — March 31, 2005 @ 9:05 pm

  36. I agreed with her husband in that she did want to die. She wanted a peaceful death. Being in a vegatative state isn’t living. It’s a living death really. Nothing more. I think the right to die for anyone that is suffering great amounts of pain or is in a vegatative state in her case, has the right to die. Technically without man’s intervention, she was meant to die 15 years ago. We’ve just delayed inevitable, thats all.

    #36 | Comment by xp99 — March 31, 2005 @ 9:10 pm

  37. Ok, I don’t buy the 5 days pat on the back either. She died at 9:05am eastern Thursday morning. Justin posted his 5 day prediction at 12:08 eastern on Sunday. That’s 93 hours, which is not even 4 days let alone 5.

    #37 | Comment by Jeff — March 31, 2005 @ 10:09 pm

  38. Listen, the easiest way to settle this 5 day dispute thing is to have Justin the Oracle predict the Pope’s death date and state that today, Thursday, March 31 would be day 0.

    Do it again, Justin! Do it again!

    #38 | Comment by puzzlehead — March 31, 2005 @ 10:37 pm

  39. Relating to all this, I think I should make a will saying if I was ever to become a “vegetable”, they try to keep me alive as long as possible, just to piss everyone off.

    And with added irony, I’ll have Southern Christians worship me as their symbol.

    #39 | Comment by subtleconfused — March 31, 2005 @ 10:41 pm

  40. As an aside: my wife and I signed our living wills a few months after our marriage. She’s ready to pull the plug on me at the sign of a paper cut…

    #40 | Comment by puzzlehead — March 31, 2005 @ 10:43 pm

  41. Her brother, Bobby Schindler, spoke after her. “We have a message of forgiveness,” he said. “Throughout this ordeal we are reminded of the words of Jesus’ message on the cross: ‘Forgive them for they know not what they do'”

    These tools are comparing the death of a dumb bitch who became a drool factory because of vanity to the death of Jesus Christ? She deserved to die. That’s why they’re called DEADLY sins.

    The ironic part is that the Vatican sides with Terri’s family, calling her death “murder,” and “an unnatural death.”

    UNNATURAL?!? It’s her life since becoming a vegetable that was unnatural.

    I hate people. Filthy sacks of hypocrisy.

    #41 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 31, 2005 @ 11:59 pm

  42. if you are in a coma in a vegetative state does that mean vegetarians can eat you?

    #42 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 1, 2005 @ 2:46 am

  43. …with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

    The Pope had a heart attack, so I guess it won’t be long now.

    #43 | Comment by devnull — April 1, 2005 @ 2:59 am

  44. Mmm

    #44 | Comment by :P — April 1, 2005 @ 4:06 am

  45. THE POPE? I GIVE HIM FOUR MORE DAYS.

    AND YES, THAT MEANS MEANS MONDAY.

    #45 | Comment by Justin — April 1, 2005 @ 4:30 am

  46. I stopped to watch her sister hold a press confrence because I thought her sister looked quite hot…I’m disgusting.

    #46 | Comment by Observant — April 1, 2005 @ 5:22 am

  47. Well, Terri herself would have been hot, if only she hadn’t have been so damn fat.

    #47 | Comment by Seriously — April 1, 2005 @ 11:12 am

  48. “THE POPE? I GIVE HIM FOUR MORE DAYS.

    AND YES, THAT MEANS MEANS MONDAY.
    Posted by Justin – Friday, April 1, 2005 @ 4:30 am”

    You posted this after saying Fubar is closeing? I suspect a conspericy…

    #48 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — April 1, 2005 @ 1:22 pm

  49. http://www.pro-state-skate.com/terrieaster.html

    #49 | Comment by Justin — April 1, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

  50. “AND YES, THAT MEANS MEANS MONDAY.”

    Monday in the States or Monday in the Vatican? I took your word and placed money in my office Death Pool for Monday…

    #50 | Comment by puzzlehead — April 1, 2005 @ 9:36 pm

  51. Terri’s husband was right for the wrong reasons, and her parents were wrong for the right reasons.

    #51 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 2, 2005 @ 12:09 am

  52. Well, the pope just died… or at least the world just found out… close, but no cigar Justin…

    #52 | Comment by rick — April 2, 2005 @ 3:04 pm

  53. You don’t count the day you made your prediction if on Sunday you said 5 MORE days… Moron

    #53 | Comment by chud — April 4, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

  54. !!!!!

    u r teh morons!!!!

    #54 | Comment by Justin — April 4, 2005 @ 5:16 pm

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