Oh how the mighty have fallen.
There was once a time when there would’ve be no contest between Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff. It would’ve be Lohan all the way. But damn Lindsay… what’ve you done to yourself?
Eternal rival Hilary Duff on the other hand, is looking, dare i say, pretty damn hot (for a block of wood). I think her volvo-esque figure is starting to grow on me.
The weirdly beefy legs are kind of a turn off though.
But i’d still hit it.
“HOOOOOOO!!”
Oh and:
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From: Jason xxxxxxx
To: psykotik@gmail.com
Date: Apr 1, 2005 11:54 AM
Subject: Damn C&D letter…
I’m tapped out, money-wise. Wish I could help.
Here’s hoping you’ll be able to start up somewhere else, Hayden-free I suppose, at a later date.
— Jason
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I think they’re going to take away my computer and ban me from the internets.
=(
Lindsay = cracked out, too orange, ho.
And that saddens me.
#1 | Comment by eyeslastglance — April 1, 2005 @ 3:41 pm
wow! that is one of the worst cases of “cankles” i have seen in a long time. she does have a pretty face, but her legs look like the stubby legs of a 12 year old boy soccer player. no difference discernable betwixt calf and ankle. the feet are kinda beefy (actually more dinty moore fake beefy) too.
#2 | Comment by Arbiter — April 1, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
lindsay actually looks worse than cokehead tara these days. and shes got to be close to 10 years younger right? shame how these girls parents only see dollar signs. life is so glamorous, until the next generation makes you look like alpo. (see every coulda been shoulda been like dana plato, tracey gold, etc) incidently, candace cameron is lookin hott these days. any hi red pics of her?
#3 | Comment by Arbiter — April 1, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Wait, so you really are being sue’d by Hayden? Shit dood that sucks, I will donate some money to the cause.
#4 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — April 1, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
lohan looks hotter when she was in parents trap ….
her freckles scares me shitless
i cant find myself aroused looking at duff. why is that?
#5 | Comment by matt — April 1, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!?!?
With gas prices, the Pope near death, and Duff > Lohan, it’s the end of the world!
#6 | Comment by shirizaki — April 1, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
nah its just the beginning wait another 7 years, the aztecs predicted the world would end in 2012. So far they’ve hit everything they’ve predicted.
Its just the beginning….
#7 | Comment by Grinch — April 1, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
ANYONE GOT A GMAIL INVITE? MUCHAS GRACIAS IN ADVANCE.
YEAH SOME GIRLS LOOK GOOD WITH FRECKLES…NOT LOHAN…SHE NEEDS TO HAVE THOSE ZAPPED OFF SOMEHOW
#8 | Comment by Arbiter — April 1, 2005 @ 4:49 pm
To the contrary, an orange, party-worn Lohan gives me boner royale. I’d hit it like a cheeseburger.
#9 | Comment by humberthumbert — April 1, 2005 @ 5:36 pm
You fuck cheeseburgers?
#10 | Comment by Observant — April 1, 2005 @ 6:04 pm
i’d…. eat it?
#11 | Comment by Justin — April 1, 2005 @ 6:16 pm
ive got 50 gmails invites …
#12 | Comment by matt — April 1, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
Lohan looks like she just woke up and doesn’t has any make up on those pics but there’s no way in hell that Duff is hotter than her.
Lohan in her worst day>Duff in her best day
#13 | Comment by kiko — April 1, 2005 @ 7:02 pm
I would have sex with either one of them. I would also have sex with anyone who posted above me.
#14 | Comment by Alias — April 1, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
ditto to above
ps: mitch hedberg died, wtf is up with everyone dying? is it the ‘in’ thing nowadays?
#15 | Comment by Ryan — April 1, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
Gmail invites? I thought everybody had gmail by now.
#16 | Comment by shirizaki — April 1, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
block of wood will never > teh Lohan…
…and I also have 50 Gmail invites, and they just increased my mailbox today to 1.75 gigs for some reason, although I suspect a Google April Fools joke at play there.
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 1, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
I’ve been upgraded as well. Now instead of using 8.1% of my space I am using 5%…
#18 | Comment by Observant — April 1, 2005 @ 9:40 pm
This has absolutely nothing to do with duff vs. lohan because i’m sorry justin i’m more of an alexis bledel fan/ miss alba. So i was wondering if you would post your opinion on sin city the movie. Fucking spectacular in my opinion. The film work, gratitous violence aside, is brilliant. Sorry if I violated posting rules, forgive me!
#19 | Comment by emelio — April 1, 2005 @ 10:24 pm
April Fools Day needs to be banned from the internet. All the blogs/news sites think its damn funny to post stupid crap to jerk readers around. The sad part is, there are always readers that fall for it.
#20 | Comment by mancide — April 1, 2005 @ 11:59 pm
Hoooooooooo! It’s the return of my favorite ‘mini theme’ on Fubar!
Hoooooooooo!
#21 | Comment by smash — April 1, 2005 @ 11:59 pm
12:04 est, dontlinkthis is still here.
?
#22 | Comment by mikesisgod — April 2, 2005 @ 12:04 am
dumb
#23 | Comment by godcanttakeajoke — April 2, 2005 @ 12:11 am
blocks of man wood!
Hey what kind of wood is Hilary Duff?
#24 | Comment by shirizaki — April 2, 2005 @ 12:17 am
I’m pretty sure no one cares.
#25 | Comment by godcanttakeajoke — April 2, 2005 @ 12:25 am
Google is upgrading to 2gb for every user. I got all my invites too.
Duff over Lohan anyday (well anyday after she hits 18)
#26 | Comment by Jamdez — April 2, 2005 @ 12:52 am
Cankles rule.. I have them… I’d bite hers… and I’d hit tara and those effed nips 100 times before I would touch the beast Lindsay…
#27 | Comment by spank13 — April 2, 2005 @ 1:07 am
See you in court … TOUGH GUY!
HOOOOOO!!!!
#28 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 2, 2005 @ 1:35 am
yum yum hi res duff in a bikini 😛
http://www.dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/hilaryduff9/image-html/0097zo.html
but her sis haley > hilary always IMO
and lol at hacksaw jim duggan
#29 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 2, 2005 @ 3:02 am
Her sis haley is a sad sight… Feeding off her younger sisters fame. Just like Ashley Simpson.
#30 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — April 2, 2005 @ 7:57 am
I would feed off her sister too. Fetishes rock!
#31 | Comment by Alias — April 2, 2005 @ 10:03 am
Alias,
I thought you said Fraggle Rock for a second. 😐
#32 | Comment by smash — April 8, 2005 @ 8:13 pm