Got some promo pics of the cast from the new House of Wax flick.
The movie looks pretty good. I’m digging the whole TCM/Amityville Horror/Wrong Turn style. But will it actually be any good? Who cares. I just wanna see Paris Hilton die (you know she will).
Which makes me wish I was the killer.
🙁
The movie looks like ass, by the way.
#1 | Comment by radish01001 — April 20, 2005 @ 11:30 pm
Die Paris Die!
How funny would it be if she was torched? Paris Burning indeed.
#2 | Comment by V Chip — April 20, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
paris wax figure?
i’d buy that for a dollar!
by the by, paris also has a movie in production right now with jason mewes (!)
snootch to the nooch!
#3 | Comment by Justin — April 20, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
fifty gajillion dollars and she cant afford a boob job?
#4 | Comment by mikesisgod — April 20, 2005 @ 11:54 pm
i think i’ll masturbate to the paris hilton sex tape tonight
#5 | Comment by Justin — April 20, 2005 @ 11:57 pm
me be happy the bitch will die she ugly slut it shame not real i will go see just to watch paris die
#6 | Comment by matt — April 21, 2005 @ 12:34 am
DIE paris indeed but get naked first
i bet u she plays the slut that fucks every guy in the movie
#7 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 21, 2005 @ 1:15 am
did i ever tell you that i heart you more than huckabees?
#8 | Comment by Thigh Master — April 21, 2005 @ 1:15 am
boo urns! it’s rated R. but only for horror violence, some sexual content and language.
no nudity!
in other news, look at what i made!
#9 | Comment by Justin — April 21, 2005 @ 1:35 am
NO NUDITY = NO GOOD!
my penis disaproves 🙁
#10 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 21, 2005 @ 1:43 am
but it’s got elisha in a tanktop ala jessica biel in TCM!
#11 | Comment by Justin — April 21, 2005 @ 1:55 am
jiggling breastessis are better 😛
http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/Jessica_Biel_-_TCSM.wmv
and
jessica alba > jessica biel
but
jessica biel’s dog > then jessica alba’s dog
http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/bielalba15rj.jpg
#12 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 21, 2005 @ 2:43 am
Cuthbert >>>>> Hilton
#13 | Comment by Dex — April 21, 2005 @ 4:03 am
DArK SAgE – those are some hawt bitches.
#14 | Comment by Dex — April 21, 2005 @ 4:04 am
I’m thinking she’s bawling like that because the ‘comedy team’ of Paris and Nicole is no more…
#15 | Comment by smash — April 21, 2005 @ 6:09 am
Yeah, Paris needs a new BFF…
…maybe once Hayden dumps Justin, he can try out.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 21, 2005 @ 9:20 am
in other news, i masturbated to the 3 minute preview of paris’ sex tape last night.
it was good.
would have been better if i hadn’t deleted the full copy of the sex tape that i used to have.
#17 | Comment by Justin — April 21, 2005 @ 9:52 am
omg…did you finish before the 3 minutes were up?? 😮
#18 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 21, 2005 @ 10:41 am
Wowsers! She looks ugly there! Big breasted ugly!
Then again I usually thinks she’s ugly… but wowsers it looks like she’s gonna eat someone.
#19 | Comment by Travis — April 21, 2005 @ 1:45 pm
stop saying wowsers.
#20 | Comment by Dex — April 21, 2005 @ 3:22 pm
trousers bowsers schnauser Hauser mausers
Horrible ugly woman. I saw her on Las Vegas and tried my damndest to see what was so attractive about her.
I know persoanlly five or ten women whom are much more beautiful than she is.
Of course, due to the technicalities of whore-ishness, none of them are as bangable.
#21 | Comment by Travis — April 21, 2005 @ 3:48 pm
was there ever a comedy team of paris and Nicole? Annoying whiny bitches team maybe …
#22 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 21, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
in the last picture of paris you can tell she wears contacts. Hawt
they have been doing specials on this movie on mtv and she said that she has “the coolest death scene”
#23 | Comment by thesuit — April 21, 2005 @ 6:22 pm
Blah.
#24 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 21, 2005 @ 10:20 pm
Poo.
#25 | Comment by Dex — April 22, 2005 @ 1:57 am
That’s how wide her mouth was when swallowing rick solomon.
#26 | Comment by Robopenis — April 22, 2005 @ 5:11 am
It just better be brutal and gory…
like the movie ‘8mm’ style
#27 | Comment by SheepDog — April 22, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
paris dies in this movie?
if only art imitated life
#28 | Comment by adrock_420 — April 22, 2005 @ 3:12 pm