This post is for all of you who actually give a shit about Star Wars. Personally, this is what i think about Episode II:

Nevertheless, i’ll still watch Episode III for completions sake. I’ll probably just buy it on bootleg DVD when it comes out in the next couple of days or something. Too cheap/lazy to actually go see it at the movies.
So what’s the verdict fanboys? Those of you who’ve seen it. Is it really Titanic in space? Because if it is, then damn! Because as we all know, Titanic is like, the best movie ever. So maybe this is like the best Star Wars movie ever too???
Titanic > Episodes I – VI
I’m serious.
Pink is the new FUBAR? I think at this point seeing the new Star Wars is all about completion in my life than it is about the movie actually being good. Because we all know its going to blow.
#1 | Comment by wonderyak — May 19, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
I haven’t seen it yet, but it seems to me that most of the problems seem to stem from Lucas’s inability to direct. You’d think that doing all that producing work for the great directors that he has, (Spielber, Howard, Coppola, and Henson to name a few) he would’ve taken a few tips away from them. Oh well, I’ll probably see it too, for completions sake.
#2 | Comment by zombie jesus — May 19, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
it’s not pink. it’s purple you fag! get it? as in like the gay pride color. because i’m apparently gay or something? because i like titanic? yeah, that’s the ticket.
#3 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
I just watched Episode IV, which also sucks. I think the only reason why people like the originals is because it is a good movie by comparison. Movies were shitty back then!
#4 | Comment by michler — May 19, 2005 @ 10:14 pm
Looks magenta to me… now who’s gay!
#5 | Comment by rick — May 19, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
I totally feel you about Jar Jar and the other bs from the later Star Wars episodes. But don’t hate on the original three. Try to compare Star Wars to the original Star Trek where aliens were only people painted purple and green. This is way before blue screens and computer animation. Shit, they built models and stuff!
Kate Winslet is fuggly. Basketball diaries is a far better Leo film.
#6 | Comment by parlayplyr — May 19, 2005 @ 11:10 pm
You just proved my point, the original Star Wars movies are only good by comparison.
That’s like saying Dex is the best lover I’ve ever had..compared to my hand.
#7 | Comment by michler — May 20, 2005 @ 12:42 am
The Empire Strikes Back is the best movie ever!
#8 | Comment by lswalker — May 20, 2005 @ 12:46 am
^
fanboy
#9 | Comment by Justin — May 20, 2005 @ 12:53 am
Dex + lovin. now thats a blockbuster moive right there
#10 | Comment by digitalpenguin — May 20, 2005 @ 2:05 am
I would also like to say it cool have the old old tjnr look back well – the “purple”
#11 | Comment by digitalpenguin — May 20, 2005 @ 2:13 am
michler
With that kind of thinking you would probably say that Ying Yang Twins are better than the Beatles.
Its not comparison why I give props, its the innovation.
#12 | Comment by parlayplyr — May 20, 2005 @ 2:48 am
I have NEVER liked Star Wars and I never will. I’ll see this new one when it hits the dollar movie theater.
#13 | Comment by RDog — May 20, 2005 @ 2:48 am
Or even worse that Kobe is better than MJ.
#14 | Comment by parlayplyr — May 20, 2005 @ 2:50 am
Where’s Trish the dish? Anyway, I saw Star Wars and it’s not that bad. Actually, it’s pretty damn good. Is it OT quality? No. But still pretty damn good.
#15 | Comment by mack — May 20, 2005 @ 3:39 am
No matter how many times I’ve tried, I have never seen Titanic from beginning to end. I just can’t do it captain!
#16 | Comment by Pointman77 — May 20, 2005 @ 4:40 am
I’m still debating whether it was a good movie or not…On one hand, Anakin and Obi-Wan’s fight kicked ass. On the other hand, Natalie Portman died. I just don’t know.
At least in Titanic we got to see boobies.
#17 | Comment by divrekku — May 20, 2005 @ 5:41 am
^
wow! i loved the spoiler alert on that one! what next? are you going to tell us darth vader is luke’s father? damn!
#18 | Comment by Justin — May 20, 2005 @ 6:05 am
i hate spoilers. why’d you have to ruin it justin. i didn’t know vader was luke’s father! now i cry.
/orgasm
#19 | Comment by Ryan — May 20, 2005 @ 6:25 am
^^
i meant /sarcasm
#20 | Comment by Ryan — May 20, 2005 @ 6:27 am
^^^ Tyowned!!
#21 | Comment by J-Mah — May 20, 2005 @ 6:42 am
I liked the new star wars. I thought it was great, story-wise. Much better than titanic. Now, if only I could find a pair of star wars shorts.
#22 | Comment by Titleist — May 20, 2005 @ 6:51 am
Episode 3 is great. 1 sucked. 2 was a little better than 1. 3 is great. Ya.
#23 | Comment by Bubba — May 20, 2005 @ 7:21 am
pink rules!!
#24 | Comment by turtle — May 20, 2005 @ 9:07 am
!@#$%^&
#25 | Comment by Justin — May 20, 2005 @ 9:11 am
^
i see you agree
#26 | Comment by turtle — May 20, 2005 @ 9:18 am
i do not concur
#27 | Comment by Justin — May 20, 2005 @ 9:25 am
This site is pink.
#28 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 20, 2005 @ 12:08 pm
of course,
pink is a very fashionable color right now.
that is..
if you’re gay
jkjk
#29 | Comment by self-motivated — May 20, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
I don’t get it.
#30 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 20, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
wow i like the new design!!! looks like my barbie dream house!!!! LOLZ
#31 | Comment by Jaime — May 20, 2005 @ 2:00 pm
Pink’s the new black. Well it was for 2004.
#32 | Comment by Titleist — May 20, 2005 @ 3:14 pm
Ep. III = awesome.
#33 | Comment by Observant — May 20, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
If Justin looked like Natalie Portman, i’d fuck him in the ass. But he doesn’t, so I won’t.
#34 | Comment by Titleist — May 20, 2005 @ 3:55 pm
It was the best of all the pre-quels.
One thing that pissed me off.
Anakin didn’t kill Jar-Jar!
I wanted to here this so bad.
Anni missa friennnd *zzzzim* Uuuurgh!
#35 | Comment by Crackpot Live — May 20, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Obligatory Website Comment:
Looks PINK 😉
Obligatory Star Wars Comments:
EP1 – sucked
EP2 – sucked more… if Lucas had put in indian songs, it would have been a GREAT Bollywood movie though
EP3 – Compared to EP1 and EP2, EP3 was watchable… for all the fight and battle scenes at least… acting-wise, still sucked, big time…
Still EP 4-6 the BESTEST 🙂
Obligatory Star Wars Wish List:
SPOILERS AHEAD————-
Wished Anakin did kill off Jar Jar, instead of some crap about killing the younglings… haiz…
AND dont get me started on the birth scene… at least we know LXXX is the eldest of the twins… hehehe…
#36 | Comment by zeny — May 20, 2005 @ 5:00 pm
#34
which is why it’s purple in 2005!
#37 | Comment by Justin — May 20, 2005 @ 7:12 pm
thank god, because poo poo brown was so 2001.
#38 | Comment by Titleist — May 20, 2005 @ 7:45 pm
now all we need is a new picture to use because that header is so 2003
#39 | Comment by Justin — May 20, 2005 @ 7:47 pm
This site needs more William Hung.
#40 | Comment by Titleist — May 20, 2005 @ 8:05 pm
bring back teh transformer … twas cuddle-sexy
#41 | Comment by rick — May 20, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
fucking retard.
#42 | Comment by Titleist — May 20, 2005 @ 8:44 pm
george lucas rapedmy childhood
#43 | Comment by Justin — May 20, 2005 @ 10:25 pm
That was Smash.
#44 | Comment by Observant — May 21, 2005 @ 2:51 am
Hey Justin. Bootleg available already for download. It on the internet somewhere. When you find it let me know.
#45 | Comment by Fandango — May 21, 2005 @ 6:12 am