Regular readers, pay no mind to this post. I’m just doing this so i can have a page that i can direct people to should i ever get the dreaded “Who are you and why are you on my buddy list?” questions on AIM.
Because i get those. all. the. time.
It never fails. Everytime i get on psykotik2k, there’s always at least 5 or more people IMing me asking who i am. Today i had 6. In fact, i think i’ll just get on AIM right now to see if i can get lucky number 7.
Okay random IMer, first off, why the hell am i still on your list if you have no idea who i am. I’d delete that shit if i were you. In fact, go look through your buddy list right now and delete those other screennames that you don’t recognize anymore and spare that poor soul the annoying IM that you’re probably going to send them asking the same thing you just asked me. But since you already asked, and since i’m too lazy to type the same thing over and over again explaining who the hell i am and how i probably ended up on your buddy list like i did with the guy before you, and now you and then the guy after you, here’s a post for all you future yous. Me, i’m Justin. And this is my website. I don’t know you in real life. We’ve never met. Heck, i don’t live in the same country as you. So how did i get on your buddy list? Well, i sure as hell didn’t add myself to your buddy list. So chances are:
a. You added me to your list after seeing my screenname on this site.
b. Or maybe you saw my screenname on the other sites that i used to run over at thatsjustnotright.com or badinagoodway.com.
c. Your roommate/brother/friend was on my site and you had your AIM open they decided to add me to your list for God knows why.
d. You visited my site a long time ago, added my screenname, figured you’d try to catch me online and ask if i have any good porn, couldn’t, then finally did, and then forgot who the hell psykotik2k was. Well, i’m that guy. And no, i don’t have any good porn.
e. You saw my screenname on my Libby Hoeller page and you probably wanted to ask me something.
f. You thought this was Avril Lavigne’s screenname.
g. Your friend told you this was Avril Lavigne’s screenname.
Because i can’t think of any other way that you could’ve gotten my screenname. If there’s one thing that i hate more than “Is this Avril Lavigne?” it’s “Who is this?”.
Oh and also, just because i have a picture of a chick with the word “whore” under her face as my buddy icon, doesn’t mean that i’m a chick. So no, i’m not ‘Amber’ or ‘Jenny’ or whichever chick you thought i was who you thought you’d try to get nude webcam pics off of. She’s probably XoBabygurl112 or XxPapErdOlLcUtxX. I have a penis.
Oh. Well lookie here. Lucky number 7.
shortague2: hm, you’re on my buddy list, who is this then
I hate you shortague2.
First! Shortague2 licks my nadcakes!
#1 | Comment by Nerima — June 10, 2005 @ 5:14 am
i’m emo
#2 | Comment by Ryan — June 10, 2005 @ 5:38 am
if you share a computer with other people in your house/dorm/cell and have to ask why things are on it but you didn’t add, then you are too stupid to own a computer.
Or you’re that guy from Memento.
#3 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 10, 2005 @ 7:21 am
Why is this site bookmarked? Who are you?
#4 | Comment by Observant — June 10, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
Wait! I think I remember! Are you Peter Andre?
#5 | Comment by Observant — June 10, 2005 @ 12:27 pm
Wait. I remember Observant. He makes the really retarded obvious comments and thinks they are still funny.
#6 | Comment by smash — June 10, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
I permi-blocked Justin from IMing me.
Yay!
#7 | Comment by Dex — June 10, 2005 @ 2:34 pm
I am going to IM Justin and say “sup justin” …
It’ll be a hoot.
#8 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 10, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
JustSumDude: sup justin
Justin: SUP MEXICO
JustSumDude: I just posted a comment on your site and said I would IM you and say “sup justin”
JustSumDude: And now I have
Justin: :O
Justin: who are you and why are you on my buddy list
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Like a said … a hoot.
#9 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 10, 2005 @ 3:24 pm
Hey I remember Smash! He thinks that because his lame attempts at jokes are intended to be funny, my lame attempts at jokes are intended to be funny.
Figure it out dipshit.
#10 | Comment by Observant — June 10, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Where’s Trish?
#11 | Comment by Skeezer — June 10, 2005 @ 11:42 pm
#6 = funny
#10 = bitter queen
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 11, 2005 @ 3:23 am
You’re in my favorites folder, who are you?
That happened to me only once, and I nearly killed the motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
#13 | Comment by Seriously — June 11, 2005 @ 5:25 am
Angelbaby, refer to my post on Tom Cruise in refrence to your lesbianism, and french toast, please.
#14 | Comment by Observant — June 11, 2005 @ 8:21 am
Please refer to my boyfriend in reference to my lesbianism (he no doubt wishes I’d explore it a bit more), and I like my french toast with powdered sugar and maple syrup.
#15 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 11, 2005 @ 9:28 am
Whoops.
Looks like Observant beat me to the stupid joke punch.
I guess I should read, or something.
#16 | Comment by Seriously — June 12, 2005 @ 2:33 am