I THINK. I MUST BUY THIS. OH YES.

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Now i can only imagine that these are based off of Maria Sharapova’s breasts. What with the tennis theme and the brand name being Sharanpowan and all. That said, she’s not exactly my first choice when it comes to making breast pillows but i gotta hand it to them, Sharapova breast pillows (realized) > Lavigne butt pillow (unrealized).

Translated from the site:

If the tennis fan instantaneous, also the tennis fan not becoming, the expectation which comes with the pin. But “pillow plain gauze run is the commodity of the naming which acts playfully. It probably is the pillow which does not accumulate in the man of world. Well the dream which tonight is seen probably is what kind of dream what?

THE DREAM OF HAVING MY FACE BETWEEN MARIA SHARAPOVA’S BREASTS. COME TRUE!!!!! IN A WAY!

23 thoughts on “I THINK. I MUST BUY THIS. OH YES.”

  1. Absolutely awesome.

    #1 | Comment by Observant — June 22, 2005 @ 4:35 pm

  2. I don’t know what I just read.

    sup justin

    #2 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 22, 2005 @ 4:46 pm

  3. DS SUCKS

    #3 | Comment by supher — June 22, 2005 @ 8:20 pm

  4. What kind of dream what?

    #4 | Comment by wonderyak — June 22, 2005 @ 9:32 pm

  5. they blurred the fake nipple.. oh the humanity…

    #5 | Comment by yawn — June 22, 2005 @ 10:26 pm

  6. yes, a company with no compunction about marketing a young girl’s breasts or infringing on Nike’s trademark saw fit to blur out a fake nipple. because showing it would be, you know, morally wrong and stuff.

    #6 | Comment by stank — June 22, 2005 @ 11:57 pm

  7. nipples are why this country’s on the slippery slope to hedonism. oh, you vulgar americans and your baboon of a president.

    #7 | Comment by tomcruise — June 23, 2005 @ 3:32 am

  8. Blow-up doll coming soon!

    #8 | Comment by kiko — June 23, 2005 @ 4:47 am

  9. Oh silly #1, you don’t have to pretend you actually like this invention…not around us. We all know your true proclivities.

    Now if the Japanese decide to produce an Andy Roddick ass pillow, I’m sure you could get behind that.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 23, 2005 @ 5:43 am

  10. MMM angelbabe should make an ass pillow.

    #10 | Comment by smash — June 23, 2005 @ 5:44 am

  11. I’ll buy that for a dollar.

    #11 | Comment by kiko — June 23, 2005 @ 5:47 am

  12. Mine would be more like a throw pillow… 🙁

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 23, 2005 @ 6:56 am

  13. that’s not a blurred nipple it’s a “pasty” everyone has them these days. Even Tom Cruise.

    #13 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 23, 2005 @ 7:08 am

  14. Sitting on my hands greatly reduces the amount of times I touch myself.

    #14 | Comment by Alias — June 23, 2005 @ 8:20 am

  15. How bout a Jessica Chobot Toilet seat cover? {0_o}

    #15 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 23, 2005 @ 9:13 am

  16. Nice idea, #15. Kids can play “fill in the missing pixels.”

    #16 | Comment by al k holik — June 23, 2005 @ 11:48 am

  17. You say throw pillow like that’s a bad thing. I’d still enjoy it. 😀

    #17 | Comment by smash — June 23, 2005 @ 5:49 pm

  18. “boy who goes to sleep with problem in hand, wakes up with solution on sharapowan chest pillow”

    #14 – u need help

    #18 | Comment by Goigen — June 23, 2005 @ 7:47 pm

  19. I wanna buy one of those… Anyone know how to read That shit?

    #19 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 24, 2005 @ 2:48 pm

  20. Justin does because he is Japanese.

    #20 | Comment by Seriously — June 25, 2005 @ 1:37 am

  21. I thought he was Chinese.

    #21 | Comment by kiko — June 25, 2005 @ 5:00 am

  22. New “Sharanpowan” pillow for sale!

    Now you can have both halves!

    Translation from site:

    Tennis fan and man long-awaited foolish news item second step appearance of world! Long time dream is the Kanai う instantaneous.
    シャランポワン does the knee pillow with anytime, how, the あぁ -, it is splendid! ! To the friend and others れ る thing you are not wrong is enviably.

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 14, 2005 @ 7:25 am

  23. […] They are pretty much exactly what you think they are. According to the website that sells them, “the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser.” Shockingly, it doesn’t appear that this remarkable invention came from the same creative Japanese minds that brought the world the infamous “Sharanpowan” breast pillow. But couldn’t you just imagine celebrity versions of this product? Maybe with waterproof portraits you could adhere to the tile above your boobs? Just imagine how long you could go without having to refill the Pam Anderson model… […]

    #23 | Pingback by ZOMG B(.)(.)BS at dont link this — August 2, 2006 @ 11:33 pm

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