Before i begin.

If for whatever reason:

1. You hate this site.
2. You hate reading stuff written by people with dicks.
3. You are offended by naked women.
4. You are offended by naked 3D women.
5. You can’t stand fucking bad weblogging with swearing in it.

And if:

1. You like good sites.
2. You like reading stuff written by people with breasts.
3. You like sites with no naked women on them.
4. You like sites with no naked 3D women on them.
5. You love good weblogging with minimal swearing in it.

Then you’ll love this site because it’s got practically everything that you don’t hate about mine.

She blogs good, she talks about movies a lot, she LOVES DVD’s!, she plays videogames!, she updates pretty consistently (A sign that she has no life… just like me. Kidding kidding…) and she’s just… ME! Without all the bad parts (Or the good parts depending on your preference towards porn).

What more could anybody ever want from a girl?? Now THAT is what i would consider to be the ideal girl. Good writer, movie goer, DVD lover, videogame player… *swoon*

<3 <3 <3So visit her, follow her site and give her a million hits. Or something. Yes.

In other news:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fansign
From: “will.hinds.” will.hinds@latenightlogic.com
Date: Fri, Oct 26 2001 11:46:23 AM -0700

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look even i decided to make you an R rated fansign with underage drinking none the less. so yeah. see you later.
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Woo hoo! Where??

Fucking hell that is not funny.

FOR THE LOVE OF KIRSTEN DUNST SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND ME A FAN SIGN THAT HAS TITS IN IT. OR CLEAVAGE AT LEAST. FROM A FEMALE. SOMETHING R RATED. I’LL GIVE YOU HITS. YESTERDAY I INCREASED THIS GIRL’S HITS BY 51 TIMES HER NORMAL AMOUNT!* AND THAT WAS WITHOUT A FAN SIGN!! WHAT MORE INCENTIVE DO YOU NEED??

Thank you.

So i was going through the Final Fantasy DVD last night an i stumbled upon an easter egg on the first disc. If you go to the special features and click on the DVD-ROM content, try perssing UP. You should see and Japanese character being highlighted. Press enter and it’ll take you to a short clip of Aki… in a bikini!! Lots of different variations of Aki… in a bikini!!

Coolness!!

They’re actually just the same pics that i posted up yesterday though. The ones of her in the bikini and that leather suit thing (Yes, you’ll also get to see her in that leather outfit in the easter egg).

Of course, you won’t get to see her being completely buck naked but it’s an extremely cool easter egg nonetheless.

So yes, These
ones you’ll be able to see in the easter egg. And as it stands, these two Aki character models were officially rendered by Square. Okay somebody cheekily added the Maxim stuff into that bikini pic but yeah, the Aki model in there is an official Square Aki model. Not at all ‘fan art’. This one, however, you do not get to see in the easter egg. And i doubt that it’s officially made by Square. And even if it was, it was probably either made by some horny Square artist (i doubt it but could be possible… i know i would if i had the power…) or by somebody with too much time on their hands.

Either way, i’m not complaining!

*only sounds more impressive than it really is.