I got my site voluntarily reviewed over at recently. Check it out. And no, i didn’t pay him to say all those things.

Been a while since i last had my site ‘officially’ reviewed. I think the last time was back in 2001. And i didn’t pay that guy to say all those things either. I’m surprised that review is still even up. I think i ended up winning their best site of the year award that year. Natch.

Here are some excerpts of other ‘reviews’ that i’ve stumbled upon over the years.

“…this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there – you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.”

– Bears-Cave

“He has nude naked topless celebrities, amusing things to say, and an interesting following. Its about half very bright girls and half guys who can’t spell anything at all. Makes for a fun dynamic.”

– Spacecheese

“Excellence, if one word could wrap up his site, excellence would be it. The […] logs are interesting and fun to read.”

– theweblogreview

“…I also just wanted to take a min, and say thanks. I really do enjoy your web site, it makes me laugh. I have told co-workers about it, and they also tell me that it is good. Whatever you are doing, keep it up.”

– Kevin (via e-mail)

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman Ms. Lewinsky”

– Bill Clinton

Go submit your site to if you have one. And if you want, give me a little review of your own in the comments. Who knows, maybe i’ll immortalize your words on the ‘testimonials’ page (aka the page i go to whenever i want a virtual dick sucking).

Of course, if you talk shit about me, i’ll have to ban you from ever coming here ever again. Thanks in advance. Justin is your friend.


  1. Your site pwns teh internets.


    #1 | Comment by gulliver — July 28, 2005 @ 8:19 pm

  2. This site has always come closest to an online representation of what’s rolling around in my head: chicks, games, women, movies, babes, lame humor and some hotties.

    #2 | Comment by smash — July 28, 2005 @ 8:31 pm

  3. i come here only because it’s the best Chobot fansite on the net.

    #3 | Comment by Titleist — July 28, 2005 @ 8:49 pm

  4. They said your site was pink.

    Your site is pink.

    #4 | Comment by Seriously — July 28, 2005 @ 9:30 pm

  5. pink = pretty

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 28, 2005 @ 9:43 pm

  6. molly ringwald what?

    #6 | Comment by Justin — July 28, 2005 @ 9:44 pm

  7. Still love the sight, but there has definately been a downturn of less boobage and chicks since Chobot fucked with your head.

    #7 | Comment by parlayplyr — July 28, 2005 @ 11:03 pm

  8. Your site rox ass and has inspired me to start my own web log or “blog” as the kids might say. Mind taking a look at it and tell me what you think? Its Thanks brosef.

    #8 | Comment by Getajobyahippie — July 29, 2005 @ 1:12 am

  9. now you should make a new fake site and fill it with popups and too-pink flash based stuff.

    Add lots of warnings about how this site is used to track pedophiles and by visiting it, the Feds could be knocking on your door next.

    Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah.

    #9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 29, 2005 @ 2:42 am

  10. #9 bahh, that would be hilarious. oh, and a big angry sad face to chobots: >:,(
    why? cause she deserves it.

    anyways, thanks for the link back justin.

    #10 | Comment by mo — July 29, 2005 @ 3:35 am

  11. what color is this site if you are color blind? Do you think it looks better or worse? Eh?

    #11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 29, 2005 @ 3:45 am

  12. hmm. thats a good question…if i were colorblind…the color of this site…

    i say 4

    #12 | Comment by mo — July 29, 2005 @ 3:57 am

  13. I like Justin’s site because it’s a bit like an interesting blog but doesn’t use the word blog which everybody does now in their blogs.

    Plus you know you might see nipple. Just like watching crappy French movies or pointless lady sports.

    #13 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 29, 2005 @ 4:40 am

  14. [one of the few sites with pink used right]

    It’s official. This site is PINK!

    Were Paypal monies used to pay for that review?

    #14 | Comment by kiko — July 29, 2005 @ 5:15 am

  15. ****1/2 out of 10 sucks

    #15 | Comment by Chobot — July 29, 2005 @ 5:42 am

  16. ^ proof that chobot is stupid

    #16 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 5:50 am

  17. Her success can’t be denied.

    #17 | Comment by kiko — July 29, 2005 @ 5:58 am

  18. if by success you mean stupidity, then i concur

    #18 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 6:02 am

  19. By success I mean been on TV multiple times because people love her and value her opinions.

    #19 | Comment by kiko — July 29, 2005 @ 6:07 am

  20. if by love you mean hate and laugh at her opinions, then i concur

    #20 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 6:18 am

  21. Leave it to ‘Chobots’ (aka Stupid Idiots) to derail a perfectly good on topic comments page.

    I like this site because Justin has very strange taste in women.

    I mean Susan Sarandon? Seriously?

    #21 | Comment by yoyoma — July 29, 2005 @ 6:24 am

  22. susan sarandon is teh SEX.

    and speaking of colorblind, i think i actually do have a colorblind reader.

    he e-mailed me once to get me to make all my posted links underlined so he could tell that it was a link.

    #22 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 6:36 am

  23. what color does he think the site is?

    #23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 29, 2005 @ 6:54 am

  24. dunno but he couldn’t tell the difference between normal text and hyperlinks i think. had to hover the cursor over every line to see if there were any links in the posts. it’s been fixed though. because justin is everyone’s friend. except jessica chobot.

    #24 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 6:57 am

  25. What can i say Mr. Justin…not only are you my home-page, but somehow your views relate perfectly to mine. Thanks for giving me the hottest chicks naked, the dumbest chicks owned (CHOBOT) and much more. Keep up the fantastic work.
    ALOHA from Hawaii,
    the DUKE

    #25 | Comment by Duke — July 29, 2005 @ 7:02 am

  26. so I clicked an the gossip ad thing to give some pennies to Justin and it took me to a page that had a link to something called … PINK is the new BLOG.

    Everyone is copying Justin now, except Trent lies, because his site is mostly black with pinky bits. At least this site is all pinky all the time, with a hint of black.

    #26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 29, 2005 @ 7:26 am

  27. oh, the gossip ad things don’t give me pennies per click. just the google ads.

    ps: this site is purple

    #27 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 7:30 am

  28. Chobot sucks, but this site is pink.

    #28 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — July 29, 2005 @ 7:39 am

  29. susan sarandon = wrinkled old liberal hag

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 29, 2005 @ 8:43 am

  30. Justin “Chobot” Smith has been an Internet sensation since the height of the dot-com boom. This mysterious mouthpiece has spewed more opinion, personality, and focussed obsession than any current paid pop-culture journalist, and he probably does it with less alcohol in his system. “E” The Entertainment Network and Rolling Stone Magazine can learn something from this reluctantly-rising star, as he mixes witty commentary with strong personal opinion and playful banter with his oddly loyal online followers. This is true Gonzo journalism without ever having to mention that dreaded Hunter-esque word “Gonzo”. And probably without all the drugs.
    Keep an eye on this Asian fireball, for he will either take over the Entertainment Industry, or be arrested for stalking some 16-year old blonde untalented Disney throw-away. Either way, the journey will be entertaining.

    #30 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 29, 2005 @ 9:47 am

  31. ah, I skipped class that day. Alexis’ shirt is pink and so is the writing. The rest is a kind of … eh, mauve.

    I clicked on the hair transplant thing as well, I hope you got some pennies for that because hair transplants are fucking stupid. Kojak was cool and he didn’t need no hair plugs.

    #31 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 29, 2005 @ 12:23 pm

  32. Bryanboy bugs the shit out of me and I want to bitch-slap him. But I clicked on the link anyways.

    #32 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 29, 2005 @ 12:27 pm

  33. #31 those other ads get me diddly squat per click.

    #33 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 12:44 pm

  34. Google ads only? You mean I met Bryanboy for nothing! Son of a B!

    #34 | Comment by Pred — July 29, 2005 @ 12:56 pm

  35. This site would rule if it weren’t for all the hi-res pictures of boobies.

    Justin is your friend.

    Chobot is your feces.

    #35 | Comment by JustSumDude — July 29, 2005 @ 1:14 pm

  36. rawr I found the new hangout!

    Anywho, Justin’s does just about everything he can think of to scare off readers and it just makes us come back begging for more. Hell, I’m browsing a *pink* website on a daily basis.

    #36 | Comment by Jeff — July 29, 2005 @ 1:15 pm

  37. ugh.. “Justin’s does”

    meh 🙁

    #37 | Comment by Jeff — July 29, 2005 @ 1:16 pm

  38. The text is crazy pink yo.

    #38 | Comment by heineken — July 29, 2005 @ 4:16 pm

  39. Also.

    “the message boards are an added extra with hilarious posts and crazy characters popping up everywhere.”

    What the fuck board did this guy go to?

    #39 | Comment by heineken — July 29, 2005 @ 4:17 pm

  40. your penis is pink. the text is purple.

    #40 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 4:18 pm

  41. and obviously this board duh. there’s even a screenshot of the hilarious posts! how could you miss that????????????????????????

    #41 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 4:32 pm

  42. Hey Jeff, i just recently found the new site too. It’s good to see it back online the way it’s supposed to be. Pretty sneaky not telling everyone the new url Justin!

    #42 | Comment by yoyoma — July 29, 2005 @ 4:47 pm

  43. i can be very easily found through google. just keep that in mind if i ever disappear again.

    now get back on topic or i will ban all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #43 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 4:53 pm

  44. 43 comments!

    #44 | Comment by supher — July 29, 2005 @ 7:21 pm

  45. I’m a crazy character popping up everywhere!!11 Look out!

    #45 | Comment by heineken — July 30, 2005 @ 3:06 am

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