So there’s this Japanese site right; they buy all these female anime/videogame PVC statues and then they take pictures of them.

Innocent enough.

Until you scroll halfway down each of the picture pages on there and they start taking downblouse shots, panty shots, shots of them without their skirts on and in one case, shots of one of them straddling a makeshift dildo.

I don’t think i’ve gotten this excited over toys since i last played with my Cheetara action figure 16 years ago.

Read some of the (very broken) translated text for even more perverted comedy. The emoticons they use while descibing each toy (what i imagine to be in excruciating detail) is quite possibly even more perverted than the pics themselves, strangely enough (once you actually realize what they’re supposed to represent).

Now excuse me while i masturbate to these pictures of Tifa from Final Fantasy VII*

* (this may or may not actually happen)

ps: if you click on this link, you will become a pedophile.

14 thoughts on “Perverts

  1. I clicked the link.

    ARREST ME!!!

    #1 | Comment by gulliver — July 29, 2005 @ 8:54 pm

  2. i found this particular comment on that page highly amusing.

    “The good body, good color doing, now the shank!”

    now the shank indeed!

    #2 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 9:04 pm

  3. Those crazy shanking Japanese.
    What will they think of next…

    #3 | Comment by gulliver — July 29, 2005 @ 9:20 pm

  4. I’m not one to criticize, Justin, but I think your posts could use a disclaimer like this one

    “Note: Because from here the article under, rather it becomes vulgar contents, the わ it can obtain the person who one * still already the satisfactory one * air is weak with just image would not like to become the adult, perhaps, whether the one * girl who dislikes lower news item (temporary) you want it is the エロ the one which is not seen is better, is, the ï½¥ ï½¥ ï½¥ (HBAR the â–¡ cHbar;)
    て warning already news item we would like to see the air without it is not, is, but (the ゚ ∀ ゚)

    #4 | Comment by Skeezer — July 29, 2005 @ 9:39 pm


    #5 | Comment by gulliver — July 29, 2005 @ 10:04 pm

  6. So, being to be an opening in the very important this part, it does!
    It cannot receive this! (# ゚ Д ゚) フ ゚ ン ï½½ コ!

    Because other things call edging the pink, the ぱ are shape of the ち ã‚… good perfectly are close, more fatal ï½¥ ï½¥ ï½¥ (; ‘ Д )

    Because the extremely fitting っ ち ゃ う which is such angle, in here the トイプラクオリティー the ï½¥ ï½¥ ï½¥ which does not enter (; ‘ Д )

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 29, 2005 @ 11:50 pm

  7. Engrish is teh fun-a

    #7 | Comment by Skeezer — July 29, 2005 @ 11:58 pm

  8. huh?

    #8 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — July 30, 2005 @ 1:24 am

  9. anyone else having trouble loading that page? for me it doesn’t load any of the images.

    #9 | Comment by fujiko — July 30, 2005 @ 2:27 am

  10. no images for me either #9…

    we lose.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 30, 2005 @ 4:38 am

  11. The page loaded the images just fine for me. Maybe it’s fixed now.

    I didn’t click the pedo link though.

    #11 | Comment by kiko — July 30, 2005 @ 9:19 am

  12. I clicked it…


    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 30, 2005 @ 11:55 pm

  13. FBI

    #13 | Comment by kiko — July 31, 2005 @ 12:33 am

  14. What the fuck is up with the cat picture in the fourth link?

    #14 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — July 31, 2005 @ 10:00 pm

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