Jenny McCarthy

Remember the Jenny McCarthy Show on MTV? I used to love watching that show. Funny as hell. I remember fapping to it every now and then. She was always playing these sexy goofy characters on it (it was a sketch comedy show if you don’t remember). Nobody can do sexy goofy like Jenny McCarthy can.

And that’s hot.

43 thoughts on “Jenny McCarthy

  1. Men I would have loved to have MTV as a kid. Stupid MTV Canada is not on basic cable!!

    #1 | Comment by Jamdez — August 10, 2005 @ 3:25 am

  2. Jenny was sexier on that stupid MTV dating show “Singled Out”

    #2 | Comment by dex — August 10, 2005 @ 5:00 am

  3. I remember seeing her playboy pics wayback in the day and said to myself “damn she really has a hairy bush” It was a case of the bush not matching the person cause it would seem that she would be a clean shaver or a strip but the pics proved otherwise. Oh well still a hot milf.

    #3 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 10, 2005 @ 5:12 am

  4. I don’t remember the Jenny McCarthy show being funny as hell, but it was funnier than you would expect from someone who was thought of mostly as just a hot chick. I think most people don’t expect much from a blonde with big boobs, so it was surprising to see that her show was entertaining. I agree with #2 though.

    #4 | Comment by Elder Young — August 10, 2005 @ 5:34 am

  5. She now host a show at E! where she performs oral sex on hot girls.

    #5 | Comment by kiko — August 10, 2005 @ 6:06 am

  6. big chin, fake boobs and if you see her on TV, arm fat. Meh.

    #6 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 10, 2005 @ 6:10 am

  7. Her expressions are weird in every pic.

    #7 | Comment by BobFredGeorge — August 10, 2005 @ 6:33 am

  8. (Rolls up to the take out window) Yes, I’ll take the Hathacarthy Sandwhich please.

    #8 | Comment by Fandango — August 10, 2005 @ 7:44 am

  9. it musta been FREEZING on this photo set, check out the goosebumps on Jenny’s thighs.

    brrrrrrrr…

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 10, 2005 @ 8:37 am

  10. Wait… are her boobs fake? i have debated that question for the last 5 years or so, though i was leaning towards the fake category. But they are like Brooke Burkes: they look so super nice and real that they have to be fake 🙁

    #10 | Comment by Mixhail — August 10, 2005 @ 9:07 am

  11. i thought they were real too until i found out last week that they were fake.

    but i still fapped to them anyway.

    #11 | Comment by Justin — August 10, 2005 @ 9:23 am

  12. They’re fake. Word on the street in Chi-town is that she had a bf that was a dealer and he bought them for her before she hit it big.

    #12 | Comment by jackdaniels — August 10, 2005 @ 9:24 am

  13. FAKE

    #13 | Comment by turtle — August 10, 2005 @ 10:09 am

  14. Are you fucking kidding me? Brooke Burke and Jenny McCarthy’s super-obviously fake boobs “look so super nice and real”?!??!

    That was always the deal-breaker for me with Jenny Mac; she’s hot and goofy (an unbeatable combination) but since she has fake boobs I refuse to hit it. Nope; not gonna do it.

    #14 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 10, 2005 @ 12:00 pm

  15. here’s an old gallery of jenny’s that i never posted up (but uploaded anyway). i think it’s from a behind the scenes playboy shoot or something. i forget.

    #15 | Comment by Justin — August 10, 2005 @ 12:16 pm

  16. The idea that Jenny McCarthy is now a MILF makes me miss the ’90s. I’m sad now.

    #16 | Comment by Nerima — August 10, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

  17. #14 i always thought they both had real boobs =(

    I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!!!!!!

    #17 | Comment by Justin — August 10, 2005 @ 7:30 pm

  18. like you’d ever get the chance #14…

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 10, 2005 @ 9:51 pm

  19. Gee, AngelBaby, thanks for the wake-up call. I actually thought I’d have the chance to turn down a fuck with Jenny McCarthy.

    Just like everyone else on this site who says “I’d hit it” (or “I wouldn’t”) actually thinks they have the chance of getting close enough to even touch the person they’re talking about, let alone fuck them (or not).

    Always the level-headed voice of reason, you are!

    #19 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 1:20 am

  20. #19 you’d hit kelly osbourne but not jenny mccarthy?

    #20 | Comment by turtle — August 11, 2005 @ 1:44 am

  21. I never said that. But I will admit that she at least has a chance of scoring with me (lucky gal) since her boobs are all her own. It would just have to be one of the (admittedly rare) occasions when she’s looking relatively good, not like some fat old drag queen.

    I reiterate: Fake boobs are a deal-breaker!!

    #21 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 1:56 am

  22. Fake Boobs > No Boobs

    You can’t say if given the one in a million chance to have relations with any of the above mentioned ladies you’d pass that up. You have to have fapped once or twice to the fake boobage.

    EndlessMike, I have to call bullshit on that one.

    #22 | Comment by jackdaniels — August 11, 2005 @ 2:16 am

  23. kelly osbourne makes my face melt

    #23 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 2:34 am

  24. Fake Boobs > No Boobs

    False.

    “You can’t say if given the one in a million chance to have relations with [Jenny McCarthy or Brooke Burke] you’d pass that up.”

    False.

    “You have to have fapped once or twice to the fake boobage.”

    True.
    However, that was when I was a kid and had yet to actually see real boobs live and in person (let alone touch them). At a certain point I realized that while good fake boobs can look awesome while covered up by clothes, bare fake boobs just look–well–fake. You can disbelieve me if you want (I won’t hold it against you) but I am sincere when I say I find fake boobs to be something(s) that truly make my penis sad.

    jackdaniels‘ score: 1/3 = FAIL!

    #24 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 4:05 am

  25. thx #22, i call truckloads of cow manure on this guy as well…

    #25 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 4:06 am

  26. Also, AngelBaby is something that truly makes my penis sad (fake boobs or not).

    #26 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 4:09 am

  27. oh #26, you are sooo much cooler than the other loser boys on here because your high sexual morals simply won’t allow you to jump the bones of a girl with store-bought sweater puppies, celeb or not! how i wish there were some way for me to gain the attention and approval of someone so blatantly awesome…

    wow, is anyone else buying the crap this fucktard is shoveling?

    STFU

    #27 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 4:17 am

  28. AngelBaby: It’s not “high sexual morals.” It’s personal taste: I think fake boobs look gross. If you want to get a boner over them, don’t let me stop you; I promise to not think any less of you, either. I also would like to point out that I never called anyone a loser.

    Why all this hostility? Did you have a bad day or something?

    If you want me to “STFU”, why don’t you stop talking about/to me?

    #28 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 4:40 am

  29. S. T. F. U.

    it’s really quite simple, which letter didn’t you understand?

    seriously though, i’ve got no problem with guys who say they hate fake boobs and wouldn’t date or sleep with a girl because of them. i’ll buy that. however, only a total fagay would turn down an opportunity to nail a hot celeb for that reason, if only for the chance to brag to all their buddies…

    you lie or you smoke pole…take your pick.

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 5:07 am

  30. EnlessMike-

    You should just stop before you look like even more of a douche than you do already…

    #30 | Comment by smash — August 11, 2005 @ 5:11 am

  31. worst example of fake boobs? Tera Patrick. WTF was she thinking?

    I don’t think it matters who the chicks on this site are as to whether you would hit them or not. I judge them outside of celebrity and just if they do it for me physically or not. JM, nope. Although if I got drunk and woke up next to her I wouldn’t complain … if it was Paris Hilton, I would probably cut my cock off. Celebrity or not.

    and next to fake boobs, I don’t like huge tattoos either.

    #31 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 11, 2005 @ 5:34 am

  32. I don’t mind fake boobies. Hairy pussies do scare me though.

    #32 | Comment by kiko — August 11, 2005 @ 5:55 am

  33. but they do keep your nose warm on a cold winter night.

    #33 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 11, 2005 @ 6:05 am

  34. faces, melting, inevitable.

    #34 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 6:07 am

  35. #33 stinky mess of hair = sad penis

    #35 | Comment by kiko — August 11, 2005 @ 6:13 am

  36. angelbaby…we’re all losers, huh?

    kiko…have to agree with the hairy pussies. they scare me too. you never know what’s hiding in there.

    #36 | Comment by turtle — August 11, 2005 @ 1:27 pm

  37. S. T. F. U.
    it’s really quite simple, which letter didn’t you understand?

    The only thing I don’t understand is why I should STFU just because you say so.

    only a total fagay would turn down an opportunity to nail a hot celeb for that reason, if only for the chance to brag to all their buddies

    You’re wrong, it’s that simple.

    you lie or you smoke pole…take your pick

    Again, you’re wrong (on both counts).

    Oh, and smash, thanks for the advice. I’ll be sure to take it under consideration.

    #37 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 8:53 pm

  38. come on #36, don’t you recognize sarcasm when you see it? of course I don’t think you’re all losers, I wouldn’t spend such an inordinate amount of my time here if I did. there’s really only the one loser in this thread, and I’m sure you don’t need me to point him out…

    and keep living the lie #37.

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 9:20 pm

  39. OK #38, how’s about we leave it like this:

    When I find myself – in real life – actually having to decide whether or not to have sex with a celebrity with fake boobs, I will let you know how things turn out. If I hit it – in spite of the artificial rack – I will gladly and publicly admit that you were right.

    Now, go hold your breath until that happens.

    Fake boobs look gross.

    #39 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 10:09 pm

  40. gee #39, you didn’t go to the trouble of finding four of the worst examples of obviously fake boobs just to try and prove your point, did you? nah, you wouldn’t stoop to that…

    and I won’t be needing you to ever admit that I’m right, I already know I am. 🙂

    #40 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 11, 2005 @ 10:32 pm

  41. Maybe if I had been trying to illustrate the point that fake boobs can sometimes look almost real, I would have linked to some nicer-looking ones. Duh. I didn’t think I was being sneaky or anything. And don’t worry, it wasn’t much trouble, anyway. I just Googled “fake boobs” for #1+3. 2+4 are celebs so I Googled their names. Took a couple of minutes, tops.

    Besides, I’m sure there are people who think that most (if not all) of those chicks are hot. Except that last one, hopefully; that’s a guy.

    #41 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 11, 2005 @ 11:12 pm

  42. Finding out that a hot celebrity has fake boobs is like finding out Superman isn’t real or that Santa is really a low paid drunk in a store.

    Or that a gorgeous woman who loves videogames, manga and anime doesn’t really exist.

    #42 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 12, 2005 @ 12:14 am

  43. She does exist.

    #43 | Comment by kiko — August 12, 2005 @ 9:53 am

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