Hayden & Paris

A look at just three of the e-mails i’ve gotten so far on the matter.

Well apparently there’s a demand for me to get the pics and post them up. Wasn’t going to (because i’m sure everybody and their mother has already seen them) but what the hell.

I always knew Hayden would grow up to be a slut someday. She already had the bitchface for it. I think it’ll go along with her new-found lifestyle. Teach her well Paris. Teach her well. Now on with the nipple slips already so that i can masturbate to them!*

*this will probably happen.

29 thoughts on “Hayden & Paris”

1st

#1 | Comment by Dolla — August 22, 2005 @ 3:34 pm

thats hot

FOR DAMN SURE

#2 | Comment by Evestay — August 22, 2005 @ 3:50 pm

t minus 3 years and counting til a hayden sex tape is on the net

#3 | Comment by adrock_420 — August 22, 2005 @ 4:19 pm

Noooooooooo…

Don’t let Paris corrupt Hayden! *shakes fist*

#4 | Comment by Bronson — August 22, 2005 @ 4:35 pm

That’s a big stripper pole. The bigger the whore the bigger the pole?

#5 | Comment by lswalker — August 22, 2005 @ 8:03 pm

Can you say “Corruption of the values of a minor”? I knew you could.

#6 | Comment by Dairy — August 22, 2005 @ 8:17 pm

Picture #3. Hayden is giving Paris the “I want your vag” look. So hot.

#7 | Comment by yak — August 22, 2005 @ 9:19 pm

Well, picture #3 if you’re clicking on them. It’s

#8 | Comment by yak — August 22, 2005 @ 9:21 pm

ZOMG Hayden + Paris = BFF!!!

…until Hayden makes the fatal mistake of joking about “A Night In Paris” in front of the female lead and gets kicked to the curb ala Nicole.

#9 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 22, 2005 @ 9:27 pm

i would like to spend a night in paris

#10 | Comment by Justin — August 22, 2005 @ 9:40 pm

i love you paris

#11 | Comment by dab5ph — August 22, 2005 @ 10:10 pm

#7 is so right Hayden smoking at a club 5 points up on the slut scale, clubbing with Paris Hilton 10 points. Staring at said Paris with a “I wanna dip my toungue in your cooch” stare Priceless

#12 | Comment by Skeezer — August 22, 2005 @ 10:30 pm

So young and already smoking and partying

Shame, shame, shame*

*This comment may or may not be true to what I feel

#13 | Comment by Jamdez — August 22, 2005 @ 10:32 pm

that’s so weird, I only posted those pics on my blog because people kept emailing me about them too.

#14 | Comment by LA — August 22, 2005 @ 10:47 pm

Now thats fuckin hot. Tech her well Paris, teach her well.

#15 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 23, 2005 @ 1:58 am

Has she contributed the world with any good movies that I should be checking out?

I mean, she was like 10 when I saw her on Remember the Titans. Any “Mean Girls” type of film I should rent?

Why all the hype?

#16 | Comment by parlayplyr — August 23, 2005 @ 3:05 am

I’m sure Hayden tasted Paris nasty vagina. Not good.

#17 | Comment by kiko — August 23, 2005 @ 5:08 am

As long as she gets to be slutty like Paris and not as coked up as Lohan, I’ll be happy. And so will my penis.

#18 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 23, 2005 @ 8:10 am

The problem is that slutty and coked up seem to go hand-in-hand.

#19 | Comment by kiko — August 23, 2005 @ 8:59 am

I was gonna say that Paris is so-gonna-fuck-her. Then I realized that since Hayden is like 15 it would be more appropriate to say that Paris is so-gonna-molest-her. Probably while fucking her doggy style with a giant black strap on.
And now you can’t even imagine hitting it because it will have Paris cooties all over it.

#20 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 23, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

P.S. She shouldn’t be smoking. She’s gonna end up looking like a burned out crack-version Lohan before she’s 17. She needs to take care of herself so that she still looks hot enough to spank it to in 3 years when she shows up in Playboy.

#21 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 23, 2005 @ 12:36 pm

P.P.S
Like I’m gonna wait 3 years. I already spanked it.

*this totally did happen…or not.

#22 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 23, 2005 @ 12:37 pm