From: Vartan M (Michael Vartan????)
Date: Aug 28, 2005 2:44 AM
Subject: Dakota at 25Remember this?
“You know, seeing Natalie Portman in Leon really reminded me of Dakota Fanning (although Dakota hasn’t been so slutty so young in movies ala Natalie circa 1994). But Natalie really gave a damn good performance in Leon. And looking back at her entire body of work, most of them have been pretty smart choices. I’d love to see Dakota Fanning become the next Natalie Portman. Hopefully she’ll age as gracefully as Natalie has and not like Haley Joel Osment.”
that was you back in may
Check it out. Its Dakota photoshoped looking old. I know you like them underage but she looks rather good
She’ll be good soon.
Yeah, I had sex with a 14 year old once.
‘Course, I was 14 too 🙂
#1 | Comment by tool — August 28, 2005 @ 3:30 am
yowzers
#2 | Comment by Ryan — August 28, 2005 @ 4:14 am
That gallery is pretty nasty, it scares me.
#3 | Comment by lswalker — August 28, 2005 @ 4:29 am
gayest. Post. Evar!!!!111!!!
Please. Yer supposed to be posting boobies, not some wacko’s m@d 5ki11z yo.
Git on the ball before I send out the monkey hordes.
Damn. ruined my buzz reading that shit.
#4 | Comment by TheChef — August 28, 2005 @ 6:35 am
Neat.
#5 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 28, 2005 @ 6:37 am
Can you say “pedophile”? I knew you could.
That said, she sorta reminds me of Sarah Polley at that age and she turned out very nicely, eh!
#6 | Comment by Dairy — August 28, 2005 @ 8:12 am
I’d do the old lady version of Jessica Simpson
#7 | Comment by middlehead — August 28, 2005 @ 9:01 am
That’s a creepy looking alien…
or a hot looking one. It’s hard to tell the difference sometimes.
#8 | Comment by ninbw — August 28, 2005 @ 9:09 am
dakota fanning has fantastic TEETH
#9 | Comment by turtle — August 28, 2005 @ 9:42 am
Monkey Hordes?
Fucking Monkey Hordes?
I’m out….
#10 | Comment by embus — August 28, 2005 @ 10:46 am
Fanning = Jodie Foster
What amazing technology, too bad its not even funnier than Conan O’Brian’s IF THEY MATED
#11 | Comment by Chobot — August 28, 2005 @ 11:25 am
i’d do the old gwen stefani?
#12 | Comment by Justin — August 28, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Gwen is teh hot sex
#13 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 28, 2005 @ 11:56 am
FACT:
Monkey Hordes > Chobot.
Indeed
#14 | Comment by TheChef — August 28, 2005 @ 1:05 pm
F this post….
check this out
http://www.ryoni.com/news/123/ARTICLE/1486/2005-08-21.html
Scrumptious
#15 | Comment by bigs — August 28, 2005 @ 1:29 pm
Holy christ bigs…you are with it! That was only posted in the forums on FUBAR almost a year ago!
You rock man.
#16 | Comment by smash — August 28, 2005 @ 6:11 pm
Stupid bigs needs to learn href.
#17 | Comment by embus — August 28, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
i would just like to say that i think michael vartan is all kinds of hot?
#18 | Comment by Justin — August 29, 2005 @ 12:48 am
i dont´ know what you guys are thinking but i think Dakota is really hot i would love to fuck her she surely must have a great pussy and i would even let her suck my cock
#19 | Comment by ?????? — March 9, 2006 @ 6:02 am