Lindsay Lohan

From: Vartan M
Date: Sep 14, 2005 11:28 AM
Subject: Michael Vartan strikes back

No I’m not him. That fucker stole my first name and made it into his last name. Sorry for the disappointment. On a side note, what is she 40 now?

I wouldn’t be surprised if she DOES look like that when she’s 40.

More pics here.

22 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan

  1. First.

    I wouldn’t hit it.

    I would spackle that hole shut so no man hits it, ever.

    #1 | Comment by Nerima — September 14, 2005 @ 1:19 pm

  2. Second.

    I’d hit it, with an open palm.

    #2 | Comment by stank — September 14, 2005 @ 1:28 pm

  3. What the hell is that? If she looks like that now, imagine what she’ll look like when she’s older and has a lot of facial surgery to “keep her looking young.”

    #3 | Comment by Elder Young — September 14, 2005 @ 1:37 pm

  4. no worries! that was just a bad picture ^_^ the rest are better.

    still no contest for lohan ’04 though.

    #4 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 1:43 pm

  5. C’mon…
    At least it’s a step in the right direction. It may be some bad lighting, or bad makeup, but she looks like she’s starting to get her figure back…putting back on a little of the weight she used to have that made her so beautiful before.

    #5 | Comment by CaptHutch — September 14, 2005 @ 1:51 pm

  6. She’s looking great.

    #6 | Comment by Wonderyak — September 14, 2005 @ 2:06 pm

  7. definitely starting to fill out again

    not quite there yet but taking a step closer

    #7 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 2:52 pm

  8. Holy fuck she looks like that fat ass Kirstie Alley in that pic

    #8 | Comment by nick — September 14, 2005 @ 4:46 pm

  9. Oh, Fap! Teh Lohan is BACK!

    #9 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 14, 2005 @ 8:14 pm

  10. Looks like she just woke up from a long pot smoking session, and now has the munchies.

    #10 | Comment by lswalker — September 14, 2005 @ 9:21 pm

  11. Looks like her personal trainer’s (another Justin) plan, revealed to the world back in early August, may in fact be working…or maybe she’s just not hoovering a gram of nose candy as a meal substitute these days.

    Now if she’ll just go back to the red hair, I might consider putting her back on my Hit List.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 14, 2005 @ 9:45 pm

  12. strap on or finger fuck?

    #12 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 10:17 pm

  13. hmmm…

    double dildo?

    😮

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 14, 2005 @ 10:25 pm

  14. ass to ass!

    #14 | Comment by Justin — September 14, 2005 @ 11:11 pm

  15. Still as ugly as ever. freckles are still ugly.

    #15 | Comment by chad — September 14, 2005 @ 11:28 pm

  16. nip

    still would hit it

    #13…legs intertwined?

    #16 | Comment by turtle — September 15, 2005 @ 5:56 am

  17. not puffy anymore =\

    #17 | Comment by Evestay — September 15, 2005 @ 6:37 am

  18. That’s Goldie Hawn. That’s not Lohan. I repeat. That’s not Lohan. That pic is just Justin trying to discredit Lohan’s beauty.

    #18 | Comment by kiko — September 15, 2005 @ 12:04 pm

  19. what a horrible picture

    the other ones aren’t bad though

    #19 | Comment by Jacked — September 15, 2005 @ 12:34 pm

  20. Freckles are teh hottsex

    #20 | Comment by Wonderyak — September 15, 2005 @ 1:19 pm

  21. Ew.

    #21 | Comment by Bronson — September 15, 2005 @ 9:26 pm

  22. Makes you wonder what happened to the cute redhead.

    #22 | Comment by Dairy — September 16, 2005 @ 5:52 am

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