We had a big sleepover at Eric’s place last night. That’s why i didn’t update. It was just Me, John, Oliver and Kristian over at Eric’s. We watched half of Reservoir Dogs and half of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon on VCD while eating 3 boxes of pizza, a bag of Lays, a bag of Doritos, about 20 cans of Coke and Sprite and 3 kebabs. Halfway through the sleepover, John decided to call up his slice Jia Shin. Oliver got kinda pissed because John kinda defeated the purpose of the get together that night but nevertheless, John went upstairs anyway to call up his girl. So i was just us 4 left in Eric’s room while John was upstairs on the phone. There was only one slice of pizza left and we all decided to get back at John by ‘staining’ the pizza.

So we all kinda stained it with our ass sweat, armpit sweat, ball sack sweat, saliva, nose pickings, ear wax and other assorted bodily excretions. Ah what a fine slice of pizza that was.

Anyway, we put that lone slice of tainted pizza on a plate to make it presentable for John to eat. But when he came down later, he didn’t feel like eating it then so we saved it for the next morning. We watched Detroit Rock City before we all went to bed and had a looooong talk about all the foul girls in our school and a fairly amusing debate on who was the hairiest girl in school.

Heheh. “All body mohawk”.

Anyway, the next morning, we all got up and Oliver suddenly remembers the pizza and says…”Is there anymore food left?” Eric says…”There’s still one slice left”. John says..” Ah…i think i’ll have it”. So as Eric and John leave the room to get the pizza, Me, Oliver and Kristian pissed our selves laughing. But then…tragedy struck. Eric and John came back in the room with no pizza in hand. Eric had a devastated look on his face.

Eric’s mom ate the pizza.