39 thoughts on “Alyssa Milano”

  1. Jesus, her arms are hairier than mine. Doesn’t she ever shave ’em? They look like friggin tree bark! I kept looking for a Teamsters tattoo under all that foliage.

    But still HOTT!

    First!

    #1 | Comment by Smiley — October 9, 2005 @ 6:00 pm

  2. I likes me some hairy woman

    #2 | Comment by pevee — October 9, 2005 @ 8:02 pm

  3. Oh dear god

    #3 | Comment by sevenpercent — October 9, 2005 @ 9:14 pm

  4. Her arms don’t bother me nearly as much as her ugly fake boobs. Yuck.

    #4 | Comment by The Kilted Yaksman — October 9, 2005 @ 10:02 pm

  5. I don’t know what kind of kink you freaks are into, but I’m not planning on fucking her arms if I ever get the chance. I wouldn’t notice if she had a couple gorilla arms stapled on there. I might notice, but definitely wouldn’t even care if she had a third eye right in the middle of her forehead.

    You don’t like her arms, take a couple of paper sacks and tape them on

    #5 | Comment by SpankMonkey — October 9, 2005 @ 10:18 pm

  6. P.S. If I was her mom I’d be pissed. Her mom goes on a crusade because websites have pictures of her slutty daughter naked. Then she goes on some photo shoot with a see through dress. If I was her little brother I’d be spanking it to those pics too.

    #6 | Comment by SpankMonkey — October 9, 2005 @ 10:29 pm

  7. How weird is it that she looks furrier withOUT the coat?

    I’d still hit it.

    #7 | Comment by someone — October 9, 2005 @ 10:51 pm

  8. I wanted to fuck a little Mexican girl one time . She had really hairy arms and that meant she’d have a gigantic unruly bush downstairs. I love me some cantankerous hairy bush. Milano has one too.

    #8 | Comment by Socially Unacceptale — October 9, 2005 @ 10:58 pm

  9. … And a tattoo covered freak.

    Millions of women would kill to look half as hot as she does. I have no respect for any woman who is that gorgeous and then tramp-stamps herself. Why is it sexy to ugly it up these days?

    She’s only good for porn now. I hope the career tanks enough for it soon.

    #9 | Comment by odietamo — October 9, 2005 @ 11:24 pm

  10. isn’t she like 30 years old ? pretty hot looking for being old.

    also she did lots of topless scenes in movies. she has nice boobs.

    #10 | Comment by dfas — October 10, 2005 @ 12:04 am

  11. she’s made more than emough money from Charmed to get those arms waxed once a week…or every other day, whichever is necessary.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 10, 2005 @ 12:10 am

  12. She’s older than Rachel McOld.

    #12 | Comment by Billy — October 10, 2005 @ 12:16 am

  13. She looks pretty darn close to a man in some of those photos…

    #13 | Comment by bowwow — October 10, 2005 @ 12:25 am

  14. Her arms are harier than most lumberjacks. Fact.

    #14 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — October 10, 2005 @ 2:50 am

  15. Career Highlight: Embrace Of The Vampire

    #15 | Comment by kiko — October 10, 2005 @ 3:23 am

  16. She doesnt have fake boobs and Michelle Trachtenberg’s arms are hairier.

    #16 | Comment by Adam — October 10, 2005 @ 3:38 am

  17. I would like to shove that hair arm up my hairy bumhole.

    Therefor comebining our respective hair and a making a new, even hairyer baby.

    #17 | Comment by pevee — October 10, 2005 @ 3:57 am

  18. I’ve been aware of her hairy arms for quite some time. What do you expect, she’s Italian. While I do wish she’d wax them (or trim it down using a beard trimmer) or something, it’s definitely not a deal-breaker when you are that hot. I mean, everyone has their faults, and her’s happens to be sasquatch arms. Oh well.

    #18 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 10, 2005 @ 4:22 am

  19. Some guys like the hairy arm look. I’m not one of them.

    #19 | Comment by smash — October 10, 2005 @ 6:28 am

  20. i concur #15.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 10, 2005 @ 7:22 am

  21. all you can come up with is hairy arms? god help us! like you wouldn’t hit it hair and all?
    that bitch is hot.

    #21 | Comment by flipmode — October 10, 2005 @ 8:53 am

  22. Take away the fake boobs, add the man arms and catch her on a day when she hasn’t tweezed that unibrow, and in the immortal words of Austin Powers, “She’s a Man! Yeah, baby!”. She’s still pretty hot for a dude, though.

    #22 | Comment by council24 — October 10, 2005 @ 2:24 pm

  23. #16, see #4. If you think those boobs are real, you are either ignorant or blind, or both.

    #23 | Comment by EndlessMike — October 10, 2005 @ 9:17 pm

  24. I’ve gone out with a chick with hair on her body, you couldn’t really tell because her hair color was blonde. The only way you could tell is if you rubbed your nose on her body – then you get that tickling sensation. She smelled good too.

    #24 | Comment by The Brad — October 11, 2005 @ 1:26 am

  25. Her arms are not hairier than mine, but her boobs are bigger than mine, so I would…

    #25 | Comment by devnull — October 11, 2005 @ 1:31 am

  26. I’d still take Allysa over Amanda any day of the week and twice on Sunday, ’cause it’s God’s day and we all need to be bare ass naked and fornicatin’ with Allysa on Sindays

    Allysa > Amanda

    Man arms and all.

    Oh and #10 is a jackass. 30 old? Please, women are just hittin’ their sexual stride in the 30’s.

    #26 | Comment by TheChef — October 11, 2005 @ 3:18 am

  27. not fake boobs, she’s had big ones since she was a teenager.

    Also walks around the house naked … she’s not cool but I’d still hit it.

    #27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 11, 2005 @ 9:27 am

  28. Not fake boobs? WTF?
    They may be real in the sense that they are not imaginary. But they are definitely after-factory equipment.

    #28 | Comment by SpankMonkey — October 11, 2005 @ 9:56 am

  29. #27 and #16 are delusional.

    I mean, I love Alyssa, but to say her boobs aren’t fake? Please.

    #29 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 11, 2005 @ 10:57 am

  30. The boobs are deff after market add-ons.

    You guys too young to remember Who’s the Boss? She had handfuls when she popped. She added the additions after the show was over to shed her ‘good girl’ image.

    #30 | Comment by TheChef — October 11, 2005 @ 11:47 am

  31. if they *are* implants, then they’re extremely well done.

    other actresses should take notes.

    Oh, and Alyssa>pretty much anyone.

    #31 | Comment by Cleesh — October 11, 2005 @ 7:18 pm

  32. Hot. And she’s 30+ but looking better than she did at 25.

    #32 | Comment by Bronson — October 12, 2005 @ 12:43 am

  33. I think I should know a thing or two about implants.

    Judging by the pictures of Alyssa Milano, I’d say she does have implants. Her boobs are too perfectly round and perky to be natural for the average 30-yr-old. In the pics, it is obvious that she is not wearing any bra nor cleavage-enhancing garments. Yet her boobs roundly bulge out towards her armpits in the pics where she is lying down, one indication of implants. Also evident by the perky, round shape of her cleavage.

    I say she’s definitely had work done. I’d consider her boob job to be one of the better ones. She probably had her implants positioned under the pectoral muscles to give less of a porn-star look and more of a natural look.

    #33 | Comment by Becca — October 12, 2005 @ 1:47 am

  34. #30, I’m not too young (26). In fact, she was the girl that all the guys in my age group loved while we were growing up (especially because she was just slightly older than us). Thus, when she decided to increase her hotness with implants and filming Poison Ivy II and Embrace of the Vampire, it was a joyess occasion.

    #34 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 12, 2005 @ 2:50 am

  35. This is weird. Alyssa said years ago that she had breast implants. And anyone who saw “Who’s the Boss?” knows she was flat as a board. Arguing over whether Alyssa’s breast are real is about the same as arguing over whether Pamela Anderson’s breasts are real. They’re NOT! This is old news. For those of you that think Alyssa’s breast are real, welcome to the 90’s, they’re not. Now you can join the rest of us in the 21st century. 😉

    #35 | Comment by council24 — October 14, 2005 @ 2:51 am

  36. NOTE TO ALL WOMEN! Men don’t care if the tits are real or fake!!! The breasts are just a bump on the road down south anyways.

    In an age where even men can get penis implants and add 2 – 4″ if they want, I doubt you will hear women say…”Oh he is hot, but he has an implant, I’d not want to do him!”

    Alyssa….I love you just the way you are, Fake tits and all!

    #36 | Comment by THOR — October 14, 2005 @ 4:25 am

  37. I have no problems at all with fake breasts. Anyone who knows me personally, will know this to be true. I think a well-done boob job can look better than natural boobs because fake breasts are generally perkier and rounder. In fact, I think some girls SHOULD get implants, because their natural boobs look *that bad.* For example, small-chested girls that have breast-fed children…usually their breasts get saggy, even smaller, and resemble fried eggs. *Ew!*

    #37 | Comment by Becca — October 18, 2005 @ 3:01 am

  38. girls with hairy arms are EXTRA sexy

    #38 | Comment by Loretta Lucero — November 20, 2005 @ 9:50 pm

  39. Alyssa is definetely hairier than I am, but I still think she is beautiful. I wish I had as much hair on my arms as she does or at least close to it.

    #39 | Comment by Bob — May 4, 2009 @ 1:28 am

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