Monica Bellucci

Monica Bellucci has no intention of moving to Hollywood to further her acting career. The 41-year-old actress hates the way women are treated by the American film industry!!!

I could never live there. They are obsessed with youth and beauty even more than us. There is this thing in America where actresses reach 40 and go mad, she says.

The film industry wants all these young people. They also like a different sort of woman (to me). I will never be skinny. I also had a child a year ago, and I have been lazy. I love to eat. Who cares? I am natural.

I LOVE YOU MONICA BELLUCCI.

33 thoughts on “Monica Bellucci

  1. She is a fucking goddess among women. Such raw, uncompromising beauty with a grace and sexiness matched by very few other women on the planet.

    Bow down motherfuckers!!

    #1 | Comment by gulliver — November 3, 2005 @ 10:33 pm

  2. Plus she looks nice.

    #2 | Comment by Seriously — November 3, 2005 @ 10:49 pm

  3. Plus, shes not shy in doing full frontal, which is always plesant.

    #3 | Comment by Zahid — November 3, 2005 @ 10:50 pm

  4. plus she’s not as hairy as alyssa milano

    #4 | Comment by Justin — November 3, 2005 @ 11:01 pm

  5. she is starting to show her years, but that just makes her seem more tasty, like nice aged beef jerky

    #5 | Comment by berkley — November 3, 2005 @ 11:09 pm

  6. So now Justin is making “you go girl!” posts about old fat chicks like Monica Bellucci and musing “I don’t know what Hilary’s boyfriend sees in her!” in other posts.

    Guess he really is trying to court the chick readers, like he said.

    #6 | Comment by Nerima — November 3, 2005 @ 11:32 pm

  7. it was either this or a jake gyllenhaal post but i suck at finding male celeb pics!!

    welcome to the suck!

    #7 | Comment by Justin — November 3, 2005 @ 11:43 pm

  8. suck… monica bellucci..
    gonna go to spanky town right away.

    #8 | Comment by monkeymachine — November 4, 2005 @ 12:16 am

  9. …but you don’t suck at finding ryan reynolds pics

    #9 | Comment by turtle — November 4, 2005 @ 12:54 am

  10. Bellucci rhymes with Coochie. I’d hit it just for that.

    #10 | Comment by SheepDog — November 4, 2005 @ 1:18 am

  11. and she’s italian, which means she knows how to cook.

    #11 | Comment by shirizaki — November 4, 2005 @ 2:19 am

  12. And also might have Mob connections. You know, because she’s Italian.

    #12 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 4, 2005 @ 3:56 am

  13. One of the hottest friggin women on the planet, hands down. I’d almost say she was perfect, but she’s married to someone other than me, so that sucks

    :-\

    #13 | Comment by TheChef — November 4, 2005 @ 4:05 am

  14. #11 laugh out loud hilarious

    everyone else too busy thinking about how hot Monica Belluci is to think about her skills in the kitchen

    brilliant

    #14 | Comment by bob — November 4, 2005 @ 4:57 am

  15. Bellucci has really no right to complain about Hollywood since she’s amazingly beautiful. Isn’t she ranting about the very thing that she is? She’s 40 but looks 25. She has no basis in her complaint. Now, if she were someone who once was good but is now being ignored because she’s old and way less attractive (like, say, Goldie Hawn) then she’d have a point.

    #15 | Comment by JoeMizzle — November 4, 2005 @ 5:00 am

  16. i think she is sounding somewhat hypocritical.. she’s made a career out of being hot.. and now she’s upset because she’s getting older and fatter… tough luck.

    #16 | Comment by yawn — November 4, 2005 @ 5:00 am

  17. Kudos to you Justin for finally picking a natural beauty. I was getting worried ever since those german girls you posted a while back.

    check her out in Irreversable (sp?) for a lot of nudity. But there is a sick rape scene with her in it.

    #17 | Comment by parlayplayr — November 4, 2005 @ 5:14 am

  18. I find her vastly overrated. She’s hot, yeah, but I’ve seen much better.

    #18 | Comment by Kthulhu — November 4, 2005 @ 5:30 am

  19. HOTTEST MILF EVAR!!!

    Btw, for the best of Monica’s nudity on film watch Malena.

    #19 | Comment by kiko — November 4, 2005 @ 6:24 am

  20. Horrible. Horrible horrible pictures. The most beautiful breasts ever and she hides them behind a CHAIR?!? Burn it! Burn it to the ground!

    #20 | Comment by Methusala — November 4, 2005 @ 6:26 am

  21. MILF MILF!!
    Sing with me!!!

    Fuckin Goddess. Its said.

    #21 | Comment by Idaho — November 4, 2005 @ 7:22 am

  22. With all the nude scenes she’s done over the years, I can understand why guys might like her. Personally, I don’t see it. She seems so plain, and always seems to remind me of a peasant girl from the 1920’s.

    #22 | Comment by council24 — November 4, 2005 @ 11:26 am

  23. How anyone could think MB is plain, old or fat is just stupid. She is above your comments. Sh is a goddess, if ever there was one.

    #23 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — November 4, 2005 @ 12:48 pm

  24. I saw this and was like “she’s pretty hot” until I checked my mail and saw the brunette from That 70’s Show on the cover. Now… I dunno.

    #24 | Comment by John — November 4, 2005 @ 1:51 pm

  25. #24 – Mila Kunis is looking VERY nice on Stuff. She’s easily one of the hotter actresses of that age.

    #25 | Comment by Kthulhu — November 4, 2005 @ 2:06 pm

  26. Yes, I obviously thought about the fact her hotness is comparable to her skills in making me white wine chicken with peppers.

    But I envisoned her making me dinenr in nothing but a white apron with her clevage coming out showing on the top.

    regular people think of just sex. Shiri thinks of sex AND food. I’m a multitasker.

    #26 | Comment by shirizaki — November 4, 2005 @ 9:12 pm

  27. Bellucci…

    My Count de Ballsack awaits thee…

    PS, mon cherie, I never wanted to be anyone fucking ugly…but now, seeing your ‘usband…

    #27 | Comment by UncleMao — November 4, 2005 @ 11:40 pm

  28. married to the joker..
    she kills ‘im in brotherhood of the wolf.

    #28 | Comment by hastd — November 5, 2005 @ 12:26 am

  29. Monica, eat a carrot ya fat tub of sh**

    #29 | Comment by John — November 9, 2005 @ 3:24 am

  30. i go with a boner just to stuff that bigy milf, i luv monica cos she got milk and got the voluptuous curves, fuck holywood, ciao merica

    #30 | Comment by monica_MANIAC — November 11, 2005 @ 12:31 pm

  31. SHUT THE BLEEP UP !!!

    #31 | Comment by Duder — November 12, 2005 @ 11:52 am

  32. aSShOLE I SAID SHUT THE %*$# UP

    #32 | Comment by Duder — November 12, 2005 @ 11:54 am

  33. #30 – dik kok?

    #33 | Comment by UncleMao — November 12, 2005 @ 2:00 pm

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