44 thoughts on “I’m not gay”

  1. Got nothing on Christian Bale.

    #1 | Comment by Me — August 4, 2005 @ 3:02 pm

  2. re:post #1

    if i were truly gay, i would do all three

    #2 | Comment by Made In China — August 4, 2005 @ 3:05 pm

  3. batman bale or american psycho bale?

    i like american psycho bale better

    i’d also do 1994 ethan hawke

    if i were gay

    #3 | Comment by Justin — August 4, 2005 @ 3:09 pm

  4. Little Women Bale, ideally.

    #4 | Comment by Me — August 4, 2005 @ 3:16 pm

  5. Have you gone mad! The 120 pound Bale in The Machinist is the hottest! If I was gay…

    #5 | Comment by Ragnarok — August 4, 2005 @ 3:22 pm

  6. You’re all gay.

    #6 | Comment by supher — August 4, 2005 @ 3:43 pm

  7. Newsies Bale is the best.

    #7 | Comment by Pred — August 4, 2005 @ 3:44 pm

  8. And if you can’t tell, that’s him in my gravatar, with a nail gun.

    I’m not gay.

    #8 | Comment by Pred — August 4, 2005 @ 3:45 pm

  9. ignore my last post. Cillian Murphy is kinda hot if I were gay.

    #9 | Comment by supher — August 4, 2005 @ 3:48 pm

  10. You dirty bunch of cocksniffers.

    We all know Dolph Lundgren was the the hottsex in He-Man.

    I’m not gay.

    #10 | Comment by gulliver — August 4, 2005 @ 4:01 pm

  11. speaking of dolph lundgren, i would’ve totally done brandon lee when he was alive

    if i was gay

    #11 | Comment by Justin — August 4, 2005 @ 4:04 pm

  12. Fags.

    #12 | Comment by heineken — August 4, 2005 @ 4:32 pm

  13. Brandon Lee’s corpse was hot.

    If I were gay.

    #13 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 4, 2005 @ 4:59 pm

  14. Justin’s finally taking half a step out of the closet. Who else isn’t surprised?

    #14 | Comment by smash — August 4, 2005 @ 6:02 pm

  15. i’d hit them. 🙂

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 4, 2005 @ 9:06 pm

  16. I knew it, a pink and purple layout and not liking alba! GAY! Don’t forget his love for Peter Andre

    #16 | Comment by lswalker — August 4, 2005 @ 9:15 pm

  17. here i thought u could not be gay and like Titanic. oh Brad Pitt & Christian Slater, if i was gay

    #17 | Comment by Goigen — August 4, 2005 @ 9:52 pm

  18. Justin = Katoy

    For creating this thread.

    #18 | Comment by parlayplyr — August 4, 2005 @ 9:54 pm

  19. This, THIS makes my penis sad.

    #19 | Comment by stank — August 4, 2005 @ 10:18 pm

  20. I’m no homophobe, but y’all are a bunch of pansy-ass faggots.

    Fags!

    #20 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 4, 2005 @ 11:03 pm

  21. well, at least you can see nipple.

    #21 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 4, 2005 @ 11:29 pm

  22. Wow, I now know why fubar is pink.

    #22 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — August 5, 2005 @ 12:19 am

  23. RE:Post 22
    it’s not pink idiot, it’s purple

    #23 | Comment by Made In China — August 5, 2005 @ 12:28 am

  24. Sure thing queerbait

    #24 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — August 5, 2005 @ 12:45 am

  25. pump up the jam christian slater or heathers christian slater?

    #25 | Comment by Justin — August 5, 2005 @ 12:49 am

  26. You’re running low on bandwidth again, aren’t you Jason?

    This sort of post isn’t going to solve that, it’s only going to attract a different kind of internaute.

    BTW you are Hom.

    #26 | Comment by JVC — August 5, 2005 @ 1:30 am

  27. LOL @ # 26.

    And let’s face it. None of us are YY. Females are XX, guys are XY. We’re all at least half-gay.

    /thinks Nicole Richie looks like J. Alba.

    #27 | Comment by starryfever — August 5, 2005 @ 2:09 am

  28. #27 is a blind bat.

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 5, 2005 @ 2:45 am

  29. When I said “I want his body” that is not what I meant!

    #29 | Comment by mo-boobies — August 5, 2005 @ 3:36 am

  30. I’m not gay, but, I’d do Ryan Reynolds. Then his constant smart-ass jokes would get annoying and I’d leave him for Hugh Jackman.

    #30 | Comment by ScarJoLover — August 5, 2005 @ 4:11 am

  31. Heathers Christian Slater was a certifiable nut. True Romance Christian Slater was a hunky bad-ass.

    #31 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 5, 2005 @ 4:48 am

  32. Homos!

    #32 | Comment by kiko — August 5, 2005 @ 5:28 am

  33. Ryan Reynolds > kiko

    if I ever become gay or bi.

    #33 | Comment by jackdaniels — August 5, 2005 @ 5:43 am

  34. But I’m bigger where it counts.

    #34 | Comment by kiko — August 5, 2005 @ 6:20 am

  35. #27 you might be right, but my gay half is above the waist.

    I think Justin put this up to keep Bryanboy happy.

    #35 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 5, 2005 @ 7:21 am

  36. Anyone notice that the google adds on this page telling you to “meet republician singles” or get “republician shirts & gear”. Now that’s gay.

    #36 | Comment by shizknight — August 5, 2005 @ 8:03 am

  37. …………making her way to me across the bed, Keely stops to slowly wet her lips, which only makes my ache intensify. Sitting up, she reaches behind her back to release the pressure on her chest. With apparent relief, she takes a deep breath; now exposing her heaving breasts for all their worth………..

    ……….Commencing her crawl across the mattress, Keely’s face and body begins to change….The soft curves begin to harden and hair begins to sprout from her stomach and chest! What in the hell is Chris Evans doing in my bed?!?!?!?!

    Either this is a nightmare, or I’ve awakened only to find my favorite website under the control of bizzarro-Justin…

    #37 | Comment by fubarvet — August 5, 2005 @ 12:42 pm

  38. I’d hit.

    If I was gay.

    No, wait, I’d hit it and I’m not gay. Omg, wtf!

    #38 | Comment by JEJ — August 6, 2005 @ 11:27 pm

  39. #37 is now gonna have Justin discussing his stiffy for Bizarro Superman. He was ruggedly handsome…for a fag.

    #39 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 7, 2005 @ 3:01 pm

  40. hahaha funny…. But seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal is the hottest of all….if I were into butt secks. Donnie Darko was fucking great.

    #40 | Comment by farking fap — January 10, 2006 @ 10:45 am

  41. I can appreciate the male body in like a manly WWF wrestling non-gay way, no really. Why are you looking at me like that? No it came out all wrong!

    I just meant I, oh never mind.

    #41 | Comment by Steve Savage — February 20, 2006 @ 1:33 pm

  42. Look, there’s pitcher gay and catcher gay. I would pitch to these guys if I was gay.

    #42 | Comment by mister — May 10, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

  43. Womens deodorant now this and Justin claims he’s not gay?…are the closet doors still locked?

    I can understand if AB posted this.

    #43 | Comment by Viper — December 15, 2010 @ 12:54 pm

  44. If I were a lesbian, I would do ScarJo.

    #44 | Comment by Dude — December 19, 2010 @ 12:46 pm

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