Linsday Lohan’s Shawl

HEY REMEMBER WHEN I BOUGHT LINDSAY LOHAN’S SHAWL OFF OF EBAY LAST YEAR? I STILL HAVE IT LOLOLZZ!

Pictured with the certificate is a film strip from Mean Girls!

And the shawl still smells like a girl too!

I like to sniff it every now and then.

24 thoughts on “Linsday Lohan’s Shawl

  1. first

    #1 | Comment by Mark — November 9, 2005 @ 8:53 am

  2. Justin, don’t sniff it too much, you might just get high of the coke residue.

    #2 | Comment by Jacked — November 9, 2005 @ 8:59 am

  3. nah, this is from the mean girls era! before all the corruption.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — November 9, 2005 @ 9:04 am

  4. It may smell like Lindsay, but it feels crusty, cuz Justin used it for fapping!

    Fact!

    Use a tube sock! Word!

    #4 | Comment by Smiley — November 9, 2005 @ 9:32 am

  5. you can totally see her boobs in the first few frames of the strip ^_^

    #5 | Comment by vhw — November 9, 2005 @ 9:53 am

  6. That’s just creepy.

    #6 | Comment by Kim — November 9, 2005 @ 10:03 am

  7. Dear Justin,

    You are gay

    #7 | Comment by lswalker — November 9, 2005 @ 10:16 am

  8. To XXXXXXXXXXX Artists Agency (name withheld for security reasons)

    Dear Sirs or Madam,

    I am writing to bring attention to a matter of a dire nature.

    Last year, one of your represented clients, a Miss Lindsay Lohan auctioned off a piece of clothing last year on Ebay. This clothing item(a shawl) was won by the proprietor of FUBAR, a website of questionable taste and morale. I have come to understand that the young man who has possession of the shawl has been sniffing it on a regular basis, hoping that, in his words, ‘some of the Pussy Stank would rub off on him’. In addition, he has been using the garment as a masturbatory aid. Again, in his words, he’s been’beating his meat like there’s no tomorrow’ and using the shawl as a receptacle.

    In order to avoid the possibilty of tarnishing your client’s(Miss Lohan) reputation, and to avoid future instances of Miss Lohan’s used garments falling into the wrong hands, please send me all of Lindsay’s used undergarments. This will include bras, panties, negligees, silk teddies, garter belts, stockings, pantyhose, sports bras, as well as any clothing items containing bodily fluids. The items will be kept at a secret location out of harm’s way, until this matter is resolved. Please understand this will be purely for your client’s benefit. I have nothing to gain from doing this, I am just a big fan of Miss Lohan’s.

    Call me, OK?

    PS. Can you toss in a couple of used bicycle seats, too? Thanks, dude.

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — November 9, 2005 @ 11:10 am

  9. Smiley at it again!

    #9 | Comment by Billy — November 9, 2005 @ 11:29 am

  10. BTW Justin, until Lohan gains actual weight, that shawl is a waste of money! It probably hangs off her now, lolzsslzz.

    #10 | Comment by Billy — November 9, 2005 @ 11:31 am

  11. 10, aren’t shawls supposed to hang off people? Just a thought.

    #11 | Comment by lessthanzero — November 9, 2005 @ 11:54 am

  12. #9 – Justin’s awesome creepiness inspires me…

    #12 | Comment by Smiley — November 9, 2005 @ 12:55 pm

  13. Are you sniffing it, or wearing it? 🙂

    #13 | Comment by Bill Clay — November 9, 2005 @ 1:04 pm

  14. #11 not with Justin’s crusty dried up fap juice on it.

    #14 | Comment by Billy — November 9, 2005 @ 1:04 pm

  15. #13 – Hmmm… Maybe Justin has a whole ladies outfit that matches the shawl and does a Buffalo Bill dance.

    ‘Put the lotion in the basket!’

    #15 | Comment by Smiley — November 9, 2005 @ 1:34 pm

  16. I remember the night you got it! Memories….

    #16 | Comment by bligityblah — November 9, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

  17. on some nights Justin likes to wrap it over a pillow, prop it up in a chair and stick a print out of Lohan’s head over it.

    Then frightening things start to happen …

    “Hello, Lindsay. Are you a mean girl? I like mean girls …”

    #17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 9, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

  18. ^ ^
    …and cut out a one inch diameter hole where Lindsay’s mouth is…

    #18 | Comment by Smiley — November 9, 2005 @ 6:41 pm

  19. Wait, you really got that?

    I thought that was a joke.

    Well, what do you know?

    #19 | Comment by Seriously — November 9, 2005 @ 10:10 pm

  20. And by sniff you mena masterbate right?

    There’s probably white spots all over the back.

    #20 | Comment by shirizaki — November 9, 2005 @ 10:27 pm

  21. Can you buy 1 of her gazillions of freckles for me on eBay?

    #21 | Comment by easydoesituniversity — November 10, 2005 @ 4:48 am

  22. i dont which part is worst, that you buy someones cloaths online, or that you get off smelling it

    #22 | Comment by meh — November 10, 2005 @ 5:57 am

  23. Don’t touch the shawl with an open wound Justin.

    #23 | Comment by UncleMao — November 10, 2005 @ 10:06 am

  24. I bet you get naked every night and wear that shawl to bed. Nasty boy.

    #24 | Comment by stacia — November 11, 2005 @ 10:22 am

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