So Xtina has a new album coming out…guess that would explain her tastefully posing in the buff for the June issue of Gentleman’s Quarterly.
I promised somebody the hi res goodies when I found them, et voila!
Why, oh why, couldn’t Jewel celebrate the release of her new record in the same manner?
Boo.
EDIT: Someone asked if these photos were an homage to a shoot featuring Marilyn Monroe. Well, you be the judge…
DO NOT WANT.
Does she have downs syndrome or something?
#1 | Comment by Dex — May 20, 2006 @ 6:38 am
PS – FIRST and second
#2 | Comment by Dex — May 20, 2006 @ 6:39 am
i liked her better when she was in her bottle.
#3 | Comment by Sampson — May 20, 2006 @ 6:48 am
I read she just rippped the poses from Marilyn Monroe?!?…not that im turning down the chance to see xtina naked…but shes not as nice as she was :/
#4 | Comment by Rappy — May 20, 2006 @ 6:53 am
Sorry but Jewel really doesn’t have the body to pose like this. Christina would have been better years ago too. Sadly, they wait until too old to pose and then it ain’t as great. Take a leaf out of Pam Anderson’s book.
#5 | Comment by alrighty — May 20, 2006 @ 6:56 am
worst. hi res. ever.
#6 | Comment by aargh — May 20, 2006 @ 7:00 am
^^^
worst. painter. ever.
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 20, 2006 @ 7:02 am
truth zing!
#8 | Comment by Dex — May 20, 2006 @ 7:04 am
i’d rather see jewel too.
christina can’t do tasteful. she should just go spread -eagle. jewel would actually look attractive with strategically placed bedsheets.
#9 | Comment by heapy — May 20, 2006 @ 7:12 am
*fap fap fap* thanks angelbaby
#10 | Comment by filthyfish — May 20, 2006 @ 8:15 am
Yay, she’s pretty again!
#11 | Comment by tool — May 20, 2006 @ 9:51 am
Xtina has got some nicer ta-ta’s than I’d thought. Huge in those pics
#12 | Comment by Birdboy — May 20, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Where did that rack come from?
#13 | Comment by J — May 20, 2006 @ 12:25 pm
#12 & 13 Well, now we know where’s she’s been lately. At the plastic surgeon’s office! That rack ain’t natural, so it must be man made.
I’d love to see Jewel in some of these poses, too. I’ll take the all natural Jewel over the silicon x-tina anyday!
#14 | Comment by council24 — May 20, 2006 @ 1:27 pm
Jewel has fantastical boobies.
Xtina bores me.
Jewel gives me an erection.
Xtina bores me.
#15 | Comment by nerima — May 20, 2006 @ 3:25 pm
the thing i like about her is that she decided to be a trash-barrel whore and has dedicated time to it.
#16 | Comment by tehpunk — May 20, 2006 @ 8:11 pm
Wow for someone who denied having Implants before.
I guess she can’t deny it anymore
#17 | Comment by delaserman — May 20, 2006 @ 8:35 pm
But when will AngelBaby pose nekkid? It’s way overdue.
#18 | Comment by kiko — May 21, 2006 @ 12:50 am
she’s so old!
#19 | Comment by ragoo — May 21, 2006 @ 2:43 am
But how young she should be ragoo, it hink that christina still have her sexappeal.
i can´t hardly wait for her next cd.
christina rock´s!
#20 | Comment by daniel — May 21, 2006 @ 3:06 am
yawn. Is this site still open?
#21 | Comment by Hell in a Handbasket — May 21, 2006 @ 10:53 am
I remember when this site was another site, and then another before that one. Gosh those days were filled with manboy love for Titanic.
AB is my hero.
#22 | Comment by nin — May 21, 2006 @ 11:34 am
Xtina is teh hottest human toilet on earth
#23 | Comment by filthyfish — May 21, 2006 @ 1:12 pm
Where is Justin?
#24 | Comment by Fandango — May 22, 2006 @ 12:06 am
who the fuck is justin?
#25 | Comment by Dex — May 22, 2006 @ 7:07 am
street hooker xtina > classy whore xtina
#26 | Comment by Sumdumguy — May 22, 2006 @ 2:16 pm
Let’s see if I can drag Justin out of hiding…
Oh look, it’s Jessica Chobot at E3!
http://tinyurl.com/pmhj7
#27 | Comment by BobBobson — May 22, 2006 @ 2:34 pm
Damn! The Chobot is hot!
#28 | Comment by alrighty — May 22, 2006 @ 7:53 pm
bad padded bra by chobot..
#29 | Comment by yawn — May 22, 2006 @ 10:03 pm
amanda bynes is a slob. what u gonna do now!
fat bynes
#30 | Comment by RJ — May 22, 2006 @ 11:40 pm
Evangeline Lilly’s Nipple
#31 | Comment by AXE — May 23, 2006 @ 2:05 am
Evangeline Lilly’s Nipple
#32 | Comment by AXE — May 23, 2006 @ 2:07 am
UPDATE ALREADY!!!
#33 | Comment by Steven — May 23, 2006 @ 3:58 am
^^^
Why bother?
#34 | Comment by yawn — May 24, 2006 @ 2:28 am
Monroe’s hotter
#35 | Comment by Coach Dante — May 25, 2006 @ 4:38 am
umm… I think shes absolutley beautiful and amazingly hott and you all need to shut the **** up because you’re probably ass ugly yourself.
🙂
#36 | Comment by Jessie — June 4, 2006 @ 9:33 am
Awesome body, but I wish she would stop trying to imitate Marilyn Monroe! It’s starting to get sooo OLD and REDUNDANT, and just plain BORING. Xtina is awesome, but she’s just so boring, and I wish she would stop with the whole hoochy sex appeal and try to be more classy sexy. We’ve all seen her “dirrty” days already, nothing new here.
#37 | Comment by Jessica — June 21, 2006 @ 1:42 am
I’d Fuck Xtina 8 ways from Sunday. (What ever the hell that means!)
I guess I’m just saying….Yeah, I’d hit that!
#38 | Comment by THOR — June 22, 2006 @ 2:25 am
Can someone explain the need of Hi res pics?
What fun is it too scan 1/4 to 1/3 of a pic?
I am sure I am missing something.
Ileft this site for awhile then at least image shack pics are wothwhile.
#39 | Comment by Jim — July 9, 2006 @ 3:05 pm
Hi !
I have an interesting question and I hope it hasn’t been asked. 🙂
In the segment titled “The Discovery” on Christina’s Video “christina aguilera, genie gets her wish”, it shows her as a child carrying a poster across, what is apparently a stage, with her name on it. The sign or poster reads “Christina Agularia”. I was wondering if “Aguilera” is a variation of “Agularia” and if so when was the spelling of her name changed? Under which spelling was she named at birth?
Thank You,
#40 | Comment by Mark G. — October 27, 2006 @ 8:17 am
what is this? Ask Jeeves?
#41 | Comment by THOR — October 27, 2006 @ 1:48 pm