Kristen Bell

Here’s Kristen Bell over at some Planet Hollywood event, promoting that new flick of hers, Pulse, by leaving her handprints in some clay or cement or something, and sadly enough, not on my penis.

Kristen Bell is pretty!

32 thoughts on “Kristen Bell

  1. She is so hot… I definitely need to watch me some more Veronica Mars.

    #1 | Comment by Pred — August 9, 2006 @ 12:12 am

  2. You didn’t mention your “girlfriend” in this post.

    #2 | Comment by Bill Clay — August 9, 2006 @ 12:12 am

  3. You know I saw here in person on sunday and she puts the makeup on with a cement truck. She’s not all that pretty.

    #3 | Comment by BoyDharma — August 9, 2006 @ 12:19 am

  4. #2 – Girlfriend = Cum encrusted Lohan shawl wrapped around old store mannequin(also cum-encrusted). Oh Snap…

    #3 – Cement truck… heehee..good one…

    Justin, are you going to see Pulse? I saw the Japanese original and was rather disappointed with the pacing and the miniscule amount of scares. But the yummy Kristen Bell re-make looks like it has more scares. Well, at least the trailer does, anyways. Then again, you can never trust trailers.

    #4 | Comment by Smiley — August 9, 2006 @ 12:26 am

  5. an earlier draft of this post included a story of how i tried getting my girlfriend to start watching veronica mars with me and how she absolutely refused because she hates it when i try to make her watch things she has no interest in (she probably still hates me for making forcing her to watch she’s the man, aquamarine, the descent and the hills have eyes).

    but then i decided to not tell that story and hope somebody brings her up so i can mention it in the comments. ftw!

    #5 | Comment by Justin — August 9, 2006 @ 12:45 am

  6. also, i thought pulse was supposed to be rated PG 13? how come it says R over at the apple trailers page? i could’ve sworn they decided to PG 13-ize it…

    and yah, i heard that the japanese original sucked.

    hopefully the US pulse will do a US the ring and actually be better than the original. i will watch this movie because kristen bell takes a naked bath in the bathtub. though i hear they added CGI water splashes to cover up her (already covered) boobies. oh well… the thought of a naked kristen bell is a good enough reason for me.

    the sister fucker from lost is in this movie too i hear.

    #6 | Comment by Justin — August 9, 2006 @ 12:52 am

  7. Kristen Bell! She can ring my bell anytime. And by ring I mean suck. And by bell I mean penis.

    #7 | Comment by El Payo — August 9, 2006 @ 12:58 am

  8. Is your new girlfriend Chloe from your high school? beacuse that would be awesome. You could totally hit that now that you’re swimming in all that bruneian oil money. Regardless, I’m gonna need some type of Chloe update.

    #8 | Comment by guy — August 9, 2006 @ 1:46 am

  9. u all suck.. kristen bell is not yur average teenage girl..she can kick yur butt..oh well ..pulse movie is blockbuster.and kristen bell is great..

    #9 | Comment by mary rose estera — August 9, 2006 @ 2:36 am

  10. Hello.

    #10 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 9, 2006 @ 3:25 am

  11. Still pretty, but still strangely unsexy.

    She needs to have a home video leaked to the internet. Unfortunately it would probably be her baking cookies for children or being nice to a kitty.

    #11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 9, 2006 @ 8:52 am

  12. #10, that’s what makes me hard.

    #12 | Comment by Nerima — August 9, 2006 @ 1:50 pm

  13. She is so pretty! Ilove this actress. SPARTAN was good. and her guest role in Deadwood season 1 is NOT to be missed! Swearengen and Tolliver want to turn her out as a hooker.

    #13 | Comment by Mateo — August 9, 2006 @ 3:24 pm

  14. I used to love her until I read convincing internets rumors that she’s a man.

    #14 | Comment by kiko — August 9, 2006 @ 5:54 pm

  15. #4- Now that you reminded me, I wonder what is the “girlfriend’s” reaction to teh Lohan shawl. Or has J even brought up that subject yet?

    #15 | Comment by Bill Clay — August 9, 2006 @ 6:22 pm

  16. #14 ewwwww, you’re a sicko

    #16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 9, 2006 @ 6:33 pm

  17. #14 – Justin makes her ‘puts the lotion on its skin’ and gets the hose again.

    Heh,heh… I’m sure she has smelled teh Lohan-ness.

    #17 | Comment by Smiley — August 9, 2006 @ 7:07 pm

  18. Hathaway > Bell

    #18 | Comment by Birdboy — August 9, 2006 @ 7:40 pm

  19. ^^^
    Oops, I meant #15.

    #14, If the light catches her in the right spot, she does like a leeeetle dude-like. Must be that jaw, looks like she could crush walnuts with that chin. Strong like ox.

    #19 | Comment by Smiley — August 9, 2006 @ 7:46 pm

  20. You need to get your girlfriend to watch Veronica Mars, Justin. Then you can start a whole section in the forums devoted to VM and we can do episode recaps and discussions like TVGasm. Ok, that would probably be too much. Still, I can’t wait ’til the new season starts and ’til I can buy season 2. I bet you have already have a bootleg copy that you bought for 3 bucks.

    #19, Unfortunately you are kind of right about the jaw. I’d still hit it though. Actually, all 5’1″ of her would probably beat the crap out of me if I tried.

    I remember watching the Apple trailer and being surprised that it would be rated R. Then I saw the ads on TV and the trailer when I saw the Descent; both said it would be PG13. Sad. You know it’s just so they can get more people in the theaters AND sell an unrated ZOMG Scary Edition DVD later.

    #20 | Comment by Elder Young — August 9, 2006 @ 10:09 pm

  21. #20 – There is absolutely nothing wrong with her jaw, it’s a little square, but it’s not like a lantern jaw or anything like that. In fact, she would look a lot less attractive if her chin was pointier. And I would hit it so hard… if she would only lift that double secret probation restraining order against me…sigh…

    That R rated trailer was probably purposedly put together to make it more enticing and to generate more hype in the movie. It’s harder selling a PG13 horror film. Besides, no producer in his or her right mind would put a top 40 popstar like Christina Milian in film kids can’t get into to see.

    #21 | Comment by Smiley — August 9, 2006 @ 11:29 pm

  22. I bet you money she’s wild a fuck when the cameras aren’t around. It’s the good girl/preachers daughter, they act like a goody goody in public to make up for how they are at night.

    That’s what I want to believe anyway…please let that be true

    #22 | Comment by Knocturnal — August 10, 2006 @ 11:02 am

  23. Justin, the more you post of her, the more I like her. I’ve never seen Veronica Mars, but wow she’s a true beauty.

    #23 | Comment by exelis — August 10, 2006 @ 1:15 pm

  24. ^^^

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 10, 2006 @ 1:40 pm

  25. here’s a couple of vids of CB on the Opie & Anthony radio show.
    fuck i hope i get the html right….



    #25 | Comment by yawn — August 10, 2006 @ 3:36 pm

  26. I love Kristen Bell… I want to marry her.

    #26 | Comment by Kaka — August 10, 2006 @ 4:54 pm

  27. I dislike blondes highly, but Kristen is my exception. She’s a doll.

    #27 | Comment by Eric W. — August 10, 2006 @ 5:59 pm

  28. Yummie

    Kristen bell save puppies
    kills kittens

    (love the fark cliches)

    #28 | Comment by mo-boobies — August 11, 2006 @ 12:28 am

  29. Thanks AB!

    #29 | Comment by exelis — August 11, 2006 @ 8:29 am

  30. KB is in a new movie- check it out

    #30 | Comment by Ashley — August 14, 2006 @ 12:37 pm

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  32. Shes Being Consider To Be a New Other On Lost! Named Charrlotte! for the 4 season of lost if she gets the part she will appear on the second episode of the forth season wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

    #32 | Comment by Au Du — August 10, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

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