30 thoughts on “I’d hit it. Twice.

  1. For some reason this reminds me of the small penis or big vagina discussion on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Imagine the storage space of two vaginas!

    #1 | Comment by Elder Young — August 9, 2006 @ 11:31 pm

  2. I will never look at a double-penetration scene the same way again…

    #2 | Comment by Smiley — August 9, 2006 @ 11:43 pm

  3. “for a while I thought I was a total freak”

    well, that’s because you are.

    #3 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 9, 2006 @ 11:48 pm

  4. AngelBaby would be happy with just ONE vagina.

    #4 | Comment by dex — August 9, 2006 @ 11:51 pm

  5. ©2006 AngelVagina

    #5 | Comment by Nerima — August 9, 2006 @ 11:59 pm

  6. i heard Dex would be happy just to get to SEE one vagina.

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 10, 2006 @ 12:02 am

  7. I heard that too.

    #7 | Comment by dex — August 10, 2006 @ 12:04 am

  8. A typical trip to the pharmacy counter:

    “Hi, 20 tubes of Vagasil and a caulking gun, please.”

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — August 10, 2006 @ 12:05 am

  9. I’ve seen a vagina.

    If you gaze for long into a vagina, the vagina gazes also into you.

    #9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 10, 2006 @ 12:43 am

  10. Im with all her previous boyfriends…. That’s cool.

    Sounds like she is a twin that either absorbed the fetus of her sister, or absorbed the blastula of her sister. The big distinction between the two of these is that typically twins that are absorbed only exhibit in tumor type structures (ala Steven King’s “Dark Half”) or partially formed organs.

    Chimeras on the other hand typically exhibit as one organism with complete organs with little or no abnormality. In some cases chimerism has occured between fraternal twins, male and female. In one particular case the affected person had a marked line straight down the center of their body. One side was of light color, and female, one side was of darker color and male. This sort of chimerism probably happens quite often in identical twins, and as a result is untracable.

    Other cases of Chimerism showed that women who clearly mothered and gave birth to their children were not related to them except by greater familial markers. Meaning they werent the mother, but perhaps a more distant relative. This lead researchers to understand that chimeras can exhibits organs with one twin’s DNA and the DNA of the the other twin in completely seperate organs.

    I am really interested to know where exactly the women described above had this septum… I mean how far in was it?

    Interesting find.

    #10 | Comment by CappyR — August 10, 2006 @ 1:23 am

  11. Somewhere in the world, a man with two cocks is very, very happy.

    #11 | Comment by El Payo — August 10, 2006 @ 2:28 am

  12. I bet it gets real smelly down there.

    #12 | Comment by gulliver — August 10, 2006 @ 2:48 am

  13. I am not quite sure of the point to this story! But I like it!

    #13 | Comment by THOR — August 10, 2006 @ 3:44 am

  14. A guy with two cocks would be happy anyway. I mean, wouldn’t you?

    #14 | Comment by Jonstafa — August 10, 2006 @ 3:59 am

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    #15 | Comment by Smiley — August 10, 2006 @ 4:27 am

  16. This is from Esquire last month and the whole series of articles is about people with weird or different life experiences… the article was titled, “What its like…” and then they had about 10-15 little articles such as this.

    #16 | Comment by Adam — August 10, 2006 @ 6:25 am

  17. Too bad she doesn’t have 4 boobs too. Because that would be cool.

    #17 | Comment by Nobody — August 10, 2006 @ 10:23 am

  18. #14 eh … no. You need a free hand to lean on the wall when you are drunk and aiming to take a piss.

    Besides, I already need two hands to hold the one I have now.

    #18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 10, 2006 @ 1:54 pm

  19. So, can someone tell me were her “second” Vagaina is located?

    #19 | Comment by Kaka — August 10, 2006 @ 5:04 pm

  20. ^^^
    right next to the first one.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 10, 2006 @ 5:24 pm

  21. 4 ovaries?

    #21 | Comment by tool — August 10, 2006 @ 10:39 pm

  22. Does this mean she had her period every 14 days? Or is she twice as bitchy during one?

    #22 | Comment by grey_fox24 — August 10, 2006 @ 11:34 pm

  23. I wonder if she is like the tree thing in Flash Gordon. If you stick your penis in the wrong hole does a big slug sting you to death?

    That would be cool.

    #23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 11, 2006 @ 9:34 am

  24. “I will never look at a double-penetration scene the same way again”

    It would be a triple, in her case.

    #24 | Comment by Jenesis — August 11, 2006 @ 9:23 pm

  25. Double pen is acceptable when one is in pink and one is in stink. Physically you are capable of maintaining a level on non-homo contact with the other penis. But side by side would get tricky, you would be practically embracing the other penis donor and might as well throw your arms around each other. Then if another pen0r were to enter from the south in the dookie shoot he runs the risk of being slapped with 4 sweaty thrusting balls…

    #25 | Comment by filthyfish — August 12, 2006 @ 11:23 am

  26. ^^^
    Now that’s hawt!!!

    #26 | Comment by Bill Clay — August 13, 2006 @ 12:05 pm

  27. Hell… If I had 2 dicks, I’d be the world’s most famous male porn star. I’d be getting paid 😉

    #27 | Comment by Maniacus — August 14, 2006 @ 4:23 am

  28. Well, here’s the man with two penes, maybe we should hook them up!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc

    #28 | Comment by Cez — August 22, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

  29. Gee, it’s so nice you’re making crappy fun of women like me.

    Don’t get too excited. My “double vagina” was one vagina with a thin wall in the middle (along the whole vagina). It was operated because it caused me a chronic urinary infection. So now I have a normal one.

    I also have two cevixes, two uteri, and only one set of ovaries (as usual in these cases). The condition sometimes causes pain and endometriosis. To me both.

    In fact, all the girls have had two sets of sex organs as a fetus. Normally they become one. I had a failure in this.

    #29 | Comment by Freak — August 24, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

  30. ^^^
    zomg freak!

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 24, 2006 @ 4:25 pm

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