Lindsay Lohan

Just when you thought Teh Lohan couldn’t possibly dive any further into the depths of the Skanklantic Ocean, she rents a bathysphere and sets new records. Didn’t this whore just have her appendix cut out?

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I don’t even know what to make of these pics. Let’s try to break them down…

Lindsay is running. Down a public street. In a bikini. With a cigarette in her hand.

Okay…I’ve got nothing.

o_O

38 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan

  1. Is that Smash behind her?

    #1 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — January 11, 2007 @ 6:26 pm

  2. Maybe someone forgot to tell her the auditions for Black Snake Moan is over…and that they’ve already shot the film.

    I don’t see an appendix scar, are they removing them through the wrists these days?

    #2 | Comment by Smiley — January 11, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

  3. Ha, First … if it ever sends!! damn its slow!1

    #3 | Comment by Siggh — January 11, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

  4. opps, meh who cares?

    #4 | Comment by Siggh — January 11, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

  5. soon, the paparazzi will just sop taking pics of people like her and spears…(maybe thats there plan)..cause at this rate, theyre begining to waste there time.

    #5 | Comment by Xan — January 11, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

  6. She doesn’t have “it”.

    Unless “it” is a std.

    #6 | Comment by The Pope — January 11, 2007 @ 6:51 pm

  7. c’mon! Jogging in a barely supported top?

    She might as well walk around topless with a GPS, so the photographers don’t have to run after her waiting for nip slips.

    #7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 11, 2007 @ 6:55 pm

  8. My dad had a girlfriend that liked to pull weeds in a bikini with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Lohan’s just about as attractive.

    I am left wondering, though, what has her so distressed. It looks like her ride ditched amongst the riff-raff or something and she’s panicking.

    #8 | Comment by Kewtr — January 11, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

  9. Figured it out– these are stills form the set of Wonder Woman. She’s playing it PG-13 with the cigarette, and this is an edge-of-your seat scene where she can’t find an open Andy Gump to change into her Wonder Costume.

    #9 | Comment by Kewtr — January 11, 2007 @ 7:16 pm

  10. #9. ew, theyd never…and i mean never ever cast her as wonder woman. everone knows wonder woman is gonna be katherine mcphee

    #10 | Comment by Xan — January 11, 2007 @ 7:49 pm

  11. I thought this site was for non-used-up-sluts with real tits. WTF?

    #11 | Comment by Tony — January 11, 2007 @ 8:10 pm

  12. Why is that guy chasing her with a drink in his hand? This pic is odd… very, very odd.

    #12 | Comment by Sampson — January 11, 2007 @ 8:13 pm

  13. at least she’s got some good orthopedic running shoes on.

    #13 | Comment by Jaquio — January 11, 2007 @ 8:45 pm

  14. Life is cruel.

    She went from stunningly beautiful in Mean Girls to something I wouldn’t touch after 10 tequillas.

    #14 | Comment by ZekeDMS — January 11, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

  15. I still hit it after only 2 tequilas but I wouldn’t brag about it.

    #15 | Comment by kiko — January 11, 2007 @ 9:24 pm

  16. Yea…….disturbing and funny at the same time.

    Mostly funny though…what a sad, sad person (I am giving her too much credit with that) she has become.

    #16 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — January 11, 2007 @ 9:34 pm

  17. Gee, another post stolen from Tyler. I so respect this site’s originality.

    #17 | Comment by wwjd — January 11, 2007 @ 9:35 pm

  18. #17 – gee, i wonder if tyler “stole” his post from egotastic?

    i so respect your enormous man-crush.

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 11, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

  19. WTF ALL THE CELEB GOSSIP SITES REPORT THE SAME CELEB GOSSIP!

    #19 | Comment by zomg — January 11, 2007 @ 11:40 pm

  20. ^^^
    thx that was exactly my point.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 11, 2007 @ 11:58 pm

  21. she is gettting fat again

    #21 | Comment by loco367 — January 12, 2007 @ 12:07 am

  22. btw happy whatever happen this wwekend! 14/1/07 day to remember! 😛

    A step closer to ………………

    #22 | Comment by ISM/127 — January 12, 2007 @ 12:31 am

  23. I feel like I want to give you my credit card #

    #23 | Comment by zomg — January 12, 2007 @ 12:57 am

  24. BTW, LiLo threatened a beatdown on our adorable Michelle Trachtenberg!

    http://popsugar.com/103510

    #24 | Comment by Bill Clay — January 12, 2007 @ 3:52 am

  25. #17 never responded to the fact that he was wrong on my Keira post. Douche.

    #25 | Comment by smash — January 12, 2007 @ 6:25 am

  26. she’s dead within 2 years. who agrees?

    #26 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — January 12, 2007 @ 7:56 am

  27. dontlinkthis celebrity death pool!?

    Its obvious that lohan has the shits. and that som-bitch behind her likes it.

    #27 | Comment by fithyfish — January 12, 2007 @ 8:15 am

  28. Definitely death pool. I give Lohan until December 2010.

    #28 | Comment by Randy! — January 12, 2007 @ 10:37 am

  29. “ZOMG” (the most overused phrase around here) I’ve been dissed by a fugly chink-hoe……whatever will I do now?

    #29 | Comment by wwjd — January 12, 2007 @ 10:50 am

  30. #29 – prolly just sleep til noon, surf for pr0n on the ‘puter in your parents’ basement, eat some cheetos and wash them down with a mountain dew, watch cartoon network, fap your microdick to thoughts of getting anal from Tyler, and then go to bed alone…you know, pretty much the same as every day.

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 12, 2007 @ 11:08 am

  31. ^^^

    that’s what I do. It passes the time.

    Well, except eat Cheetos. They make your dick orange.

    #31 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 12, 2007 @ 11:18 am

  32. ZOMG!!!!!! I’ve just been dissed on the net. Oh man Angelbitch, you sure got me that time.

    #32 | Comment by wwjd — January 12, 2007 @ 11:35 am

  33. Skanktastic though she is, I find it hard to believe that that’s a public street. It’s much more likely that she’s on a set, in costume, having a cigarette break and running to avoid the paparazzi.

    #33 | Comment by Mr Poo — January 12, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

  34. ZOMG, plot thickens

    angelbaby +10

    #34 | Comment by filthyfish — January 12, 2007 @ 7:46 pm

  35. srsly, for the next update you need to just post a big picture of the latest WWTDD story

    #35 | Comment by zomg — January 12, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

  36. ^^^
    that would invoke maximum lulz.

    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 12, 2007 @ 8:24 pm

  37. ^^^

    and with the next post all the comments should be completely unfunny, where everyone takes celebrity gossip seriously. That way it would match WWTDD site perfectly.

    I’ll start with this one.

    #37 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 13, 2007 @ 12:25 am

  38. Maybe some hoboe was walking by and stole her chest of ice cold beers

    #38 | Comment by Charlioso — January 14, 2007 @ 8:31 am

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