45 thoughts on “SHUT UP

  1. Look at the size of that girls head… It’s like sputnik!

    #1 | Comment by futool — February 1, 2007 @ 11:16 am

  2. FIRSTool

    #2 | Comment by futool — February 1, 2007 @ 11:17 am

  3. FIRST!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! YAY! i like to thank my mum for supporting me! love you mum! dad! you rock man… my bros for being there all the time and my sis….youre such a bitch sometimes…

    ANYWAY! it aint the head, its the pose

    #3 | Comment by JM — February 1, 2007 @ 11:18 am

  4. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #4 | Comment by JM — February 1, 2007 @ 11:18 am

  5. Haaaahaaaaaa Your that guy who thinks he’s first but is really NOT…. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    #5 | Comment by futool — February 1, 2007 @ 11:20 am

  6. that is so queer!! by two fucking mins!!!!! seriously, shes alright… but its kinda like an oval. i guess…..THIRD FOURTH AND FIFTH!

    #6 | Comment by JM — February 1, 2007 @ 11:21 am

  7. yea, well, i liked your mum.

    #7 | Comment by JM — February 1, 2007 @ 11:24 am

  8. the size isn’t the issue. it’s the fact that a sex-legal-aged face on a sex-illegal-aged body, that’s the biggest problem. when will she fully mature?

    #8 | Comment by terrysky — February 1, 2007 @ 11:47 am

  9. i love her!!!! she’s no Miley Cyrus though!!!!

    #9 | Comment by Xan — February 1, 2007 @ 11:52 am

  10. i have a bigger than hers kid face to match an im 25

    #10 | Comment by M — February 1, 2007 @ 11:54 am

  11. she has cute toes 😡

    #11 | Comment by anon — February 1, 2007 @ 12:18 pm

  12. Even if her head is a bit odd, at least she doesn’t have a HOOF.

    #12 | Comment by Mondo — February 1, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

  13. Mmm. Probably the best pics of Jojo yet. Good post, Justin!

    #13 | Comment by exelis — February 1, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

  14. that outfit made her boobs disappear.


    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 1, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

  15. Probably the best pic so far but that doesn’t count for much, now does it? Seriously guys, you should check your standards. Those lips of hers were sure not made for kissing and will not be of much use to similar activities when she grows older. And yes, that head is…..huge….

    #15 | Comment by Hesse — February 1, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

  16. in the words of Chandler from off of Friends … “Big head, big head, big head!”

    Friends jokes are still topical, yes?

    #16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 1, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

  17. i don’t care what any of you say jojo is hot, her head is hot, herr body is hot, justin you gotta keep these jojo posts comming

    #17 | Comment by tom foolery — February 1, 2007 @ 2:13 pm

  18. The only problem with her head is that its not covering my cock when I look down right now.


    #18 | Comment by sKetch — February 1, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

  19. There’s a reason there’s only one straight-on pic in the whole bunch. And it’s not her head, it’s hear mouth/jaw/chipmunk-in-autumn region. See here for reference:


    I also think she might have some form of Bell’s Palsy, what with her mouth pulling to the left like that.

    She’s still cute, still better than girl’s I usually get, just to be clear. Got to be honest.

    #19 | Comment by Kewtr — February 1, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

  20. It is not so much the SIZE of her head, but the fact that she is FUCKING UGLY! Ahem, excuse me. I mean that her mouth is out of proportion, or something. When she smiles, it looks like the skin stretches in much the same way as a burn victim. Plus she has a skin spot under her right pit. It will probably start spreading, and then she is going to need a whole bunch of “surgeries” like Michael Jackson.

    #20 | Comment by geekazoid — February 1, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

  21. Head…, arm pit spot…, jaw….

    Who cares…! I wanna lick her crotch!

    #21 | Comment by Ben — February 1, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

  22. I agree with most of the comments!! It’s not her head, but her small mouth. It’s definitely not big enough to fit my dick into it!! 😛 And the eyebrows can look pretty hideous, at times, too!!

    #22 | Comment by council24 — February 1, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

  23. jojo is a fat ugly whore and needs to lose weight

    #23 | Comment by piemaster — February 1, 2007 @ 4:19 pm

  24. #14 – Yeah, of course, she doesn’t have big boobs to begin with. Sigh. PS: Marry me plz

    #19 – Well-thought post, as always. I’d still hit it, of course. Attitude has a lot to do with hotness.

    #22 – If the mouth is that small, here’s hoping the clam matches. Minus the teeth.

    #23 – Go home.



    #24 | Comment by Duffman — February 1, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

  25. too bad it wasnt cold at this photoshoot…

    #25 | Comment by rye — February 1, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

  26. I figure theres no place better than this website to ask: Where can I find a decent Jojo poster? Thanks in advance!

    #26 | Comment by yoyo — February 1, 2007 @ 7:44 pm

  27. for some reason every time i see her i think of the word “moist.”

    #27 | Comment by tehpunk — February 1, 2007 @ 7:45 pm

  28. #26 – It seems like most teen celebs have calendars or posters, but I don’t think Jojo has an Official poster or calendar. About the only thing you’ll find are posters from teen magazines or maybe a fold out poster from one of her CDs and some photo sites will take an 8×10 photo and turn it into a 20×24 photo/mini-poster. So you could probably check EBay or your local newstand for the the teen magazine fold outs and the different photo sites on the net for enlargements! Still not sure why she doesn’t have any official posters or calendars, because her photoshoots are usually pretty good, so there should be plenty of good pics out there to choose from. I hope that helped!! 🙂

    #28 | Comment by council24 — February 1, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

  29. Are those pictures of Jojo or of a Jojo bobblehead?

    Why doesn’t she try smiling just once in a picture. She’s a friggin teenage millionaire. Lose the angst.

    #29 | Comment by The Pope — February 1, 2007 @ 10:33 pm

  30. im blinded by the beautiful sight of her face n’ her eyes..
    so i cant see nothing wrong with the size of her head.

    #30 | Comment by Charlioso — February 2, 2007 @ 1:27 am

  31. pope. she does smile. that’s when things get bad!

    #31 | Comment by geekazoid — February 2, 2007 @ 7:56 am

  32. Very true, #31
    I was just thinking to myself…she’s starting to look better, at least in this shoot. Then I got to a picture where she smiled, and it all made sense. She looks alright until she smiles, then her whole face goes all “chipmunk…ie.” I agree with who ever said it above, though, she’s still better than the girls I date, so I’d still hit it.

    #32 | Comment by Pyronuc — February 2, 2007 @ 8:45 am

  33. her ass is turning into a vida ass. i predict many miles of black penis running up into that nappy dugout.

    i will personally account for 5 inches.


    on a good day. a very good day.

    #33 | Comment by tehpunk — February 2, 2007 @ 9:58 am

  34. #28- Thanks for the info. Surprised Justin hasn’t already opened his own Jojo poster website. He’d turn a profit! 😉

    #34 | Comment by yoyo — February 2, 2007 @ 11:48 am

  35. I don’t see an issue with her head size. I always thought her jaws were quite huge, but that may have been overemphasized by a small mouth.

    Two Jojo mouths = One Julia Roberts mouth

    Obviously the reason why so many of these pics are serious-looking is because she looks much better that way.

    When she smiles, things just go terribly, terribly wrong…

    #35 | Comment by FubarVet2 — February 3, 2007 @ 12:53 am

  36. I could say the only thing wrong with Jojo’s head is that isn’t not between my legs, but that would be wrong.

    #36 | Comment by Scratch — February 3, 2007 @ 11:16 am

  37. Once i have finished with her there will be something wrong with the shape of her head

    #37 | Comment by JoJosStalker — February 3, 2007 @ 7:40 pm

  38. Well for one thing… I love her smile, I think it is nice..
    I love her thighs, shes got the “woman look” going for her…
    I never noticed anything about an odd shaped head… still dont… but hey, if you are that opinionative, your problem, not mine…

    She does have alot of freckles on her arms and such… still no biggy… still an overall beauty…

    But the armpit spot… That just groses me out… ew…

    I can understand some hair from not shaving… but the stain, scar, birthmark, whatever it is, is just weird enough for me…

    #38 | Comment by imatwirp — February 4, 2007 @ 12:32 am

  39. i find this site very bizarre. i have always found jojo to be one of the hottest celebs out there. she is my favourite and i know many of my friends and people from other boards feel the same way as me. yet i come to this board and you all say how weird and ugly she is. you picky bastards. she is gorgeous, and is so cute and adorable. im sorry if this is a gay site where you all meet up, or if its a site where jealous women meet up, but if you are all straight guys then you should all be ashamed of yourselves, and if you are guys you are probably all ugly and would never be able to get a stunner like jojo anyways. this is only aimed at the ones who said bad things about jojo. she is a beautiful looking girl end of. so leave her alone and stick to fantasizing over men cause my little cutie jojo is the best, and i met her last week and she looks even sexier in the flesh. she took my breath away. shes the cutest, most gorgeous looking girl alive.

    #39 | Comment by JOJOLUVA — February 4, 2007 @ 9:22 am

  40. What first turned me on to Jojo wasn’t a picture but a radio interview. She conducted herself so well that I was amazed. Then I found out she was 13, and I’m was like, they are so lying.

    #40 | Comment by Scratch — February 4, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

  41. #39 – okay, who let Jojo’s dad on the site?

    To all of those who say she is better than girls you date…stop throwing logic into this site!!

    #40 — You were impressed with her maturity?? MATURITY??? When I can get a raging, hard-enough-to-cut-diamonds boner from maturity….well, I guess I’ll be fapping to Terri Gross at NPR.org. 🙂

    #41 | Comment by geekazoid — February 5, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

  42. mmmmmmm…..Terri Gross…..

    #42 | Comment by geekazoid — February 5, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

  43. Yummy….

    #43 | Comment by geekazoid — February 5, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

  44. http://www.nndb.com/people/572/000049425/terry-gross-9645.jpg

    #44 | Comment by geekazoid — February 5, 2007 @ 12:34 pm

  45. Terry…I’d like to make a….”pledge” Winks, as good as a nudge, say-no-more…

    #45 | Comment by geekazoid — February 5, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *