In keeping with the musical theme of the posts of late (Grammys, McPheever, What What, Bald Brit) I bring you one of my faves, Jewel.
I’m not real sure where these pics come from, though it would appear that she’s on a talk show of some sort. The kind where they make some food and sing some songs, evidently. Regardless, she’s displaying her bounteous cleavage, and that’s always yumb.
Hopefully, these scrumtrulescent pics will help soothe your optic nerves of the pain caused by ‘What What’ and Britney’s new look.
I still need to pick up her last album, I heard it was supposedly a return to her early folksy sound.
Acoustic Jewel > Dance Jewel
First.
I don’t really get what the thrill is.
#1 | Comment by anonymous — February 19, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
the thrill is SHE”S AMAZING!!!
thnx AB!
once you its AB>Justin
#2 | Comment by Xan — February 19, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
i thought this was supposed to be a site where underage girls
#3 | Comment by ham — February 19, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
Titties poppin’ out Jewel > Acoustic Jewel
#4 | Comment by sKetch — February 19, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
in the immortal words of ham, “i thought this was supposed to be a site where underage girls”
you may not have finished, but i know exactly what you are saying.
jewel has consistently been hot for over ten years. what a fucking yum yum yummy. she’s pure heaven.
#5 | Comment by tehpunk — February 19, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
Love everything about her, including the teeth. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
One disturbing thing, it almost looks like those are fake where she’s bending over, and real + slight sag > fake. Please be real.
You want underage, go to my site you dirtball. http://kewtr.com it’s video, non-celebrity, I can’t keep up with Justin and the like.
#6 | Comment by Kewtr — February 19, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
I meant the thrill (or lack thereof) of being “first”.
#7 | Comment by anonymous — February 19, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
Jewel is sexy, smart, funny, down to earth, and very easy to talk too.
I sat next to her on the plane from Newark to LAX.
(At that time, I had no clue who she was; just thought she was an attractive blonde, till someone asked her for her autograph; as a joke, I said, “who me?”)
We had a long conversation about her life n chit. The girl has amazing talents, and not all of those include singing. 😉
She actually gave me her private email, which I thought for sure was BS, until she sent me an Email, and we hooked up yet again when MTV had their beachhouse in Seaside, NJ. (I’m just up the street!)
Alas I never got a piece from her! 🙁 Just a kiss on the cheek, but at least I got her tits pressed against me in a hug. I also got a few pictures and an autograped CD that I pretended to like!
Her email has since been changed. 🙁
#8 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 19, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
How dare you steal the thrill of being the first poster when it doesn’t thrill you. Ya know, it’s people like you that take the fun out of everything. You’re the type of guy who takes the color out of colored toothpaste because you find it too exciting; the type that makes curly straws turn straight because they’re above your tolerable threshold of excitement; and the type that undoubtedly turns images off in your browser for the same reason! Shame on you! For shame!
#9 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — February 19, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
she is old…and fat. I like anorexic 5 year olds. you know, skinny nough to slide in my butt. I don’t like voLUPtuous, real boobies that you can squeeze, and suck…lick and pinch and rub your cock against….oops. couldn’t fake that one.
#10 | Comment by geekazoid — February 19, 2007 @ 5:35 pm
^^^
i think you’ve got Jewel confused with Susan Sarandumb.
#11 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 19, 2007 @ 5:48 pm
#10. needs to be “taken out”….if you get what i mean.
#12 | Comment by Xan — February 19, 2007 @ 6:06 pm
Braces, please!!! Still absolutely gorgeous, but BRACES!!!
#13 | Comment by Tony — February 19, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
Angelbaby posts Jewel’s cleavage.
Justin yells about bald Britney.
Justin should be fired from his own website.
Angelbaby should be promoted to take his place.
#14 | Comment by Kthulhu — February 19, 2007 @ 6:49 pm
i second #13
#15 | Comment by Whits — February 19, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
I like girls with braces.
#16 | Comment by Scratch — February 19, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
OK, she’s a good looking woman. And I wouldn’t mind those chesticles in my hands, on my lips, or touching any part of me. But where are the
NAKED ONES!
#17 | Comment by Webpager — February 19, 2007 @ 10:08 pm
scrumtrulescent indeed….
Once again AB steps in to soothe us after the Butt Butt/Bald Britney mess.
#18 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — February 19, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
Jewels tits FTW
Snaggletooth FTL
#19 | Comment by Birdboy — February 19, 2007 @ 11:14 pm
Hooray tits
#20 | Comment by Whits — February 19, 2007 @ 11:15 pm
#16 is a pedo.
#21 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 19, 2007 @ 11:32 pm
I agree with #14.
Justin is a fucking annoyance. This kid had interesting things to say, what, like 4 years ago. Just shut.the.fuck.up. with the caps already.
Angelbaby needs to take over permanently. She at least acknowledges the “readers” (sites all pictures now). Christ.
#22 | Comment by mac — February 19, 2007 @ 11:36 pm
#8 is full of shit
#23 | Comment by mmmmm — February 20, 2007 @ 12:48 am
Yum.. yum.. i like..
#24 | Comment by hamsmokalot — February 20, 2007 @ 1:43 am
My penis says thank you.
#25 | Comment by Dead Monkey — February 20, 2007 @ 4:35 am
Jewel has boobies.
#26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 20, 2007 @ 4:45 am
thanks #6
#27 | Comment by ham — February 20, 2007 @ 9:06 am
AB–Don’t be hatin’ on Susan! I was, of course, joking. Who would want a five year old up their ass? I wait until at least 6. Jewel is yumsters!
#28 | Comment by geekazoid — February 20, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Xan…if you are asking me out on a date, the answer is “no.” I am spoken for. Besides, I have no idea of your gender, so there.
#29 | Comment by geekazoid — February 20, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
#29. “Taken out” is slang for killed. *cough*
#30 | Comment by Xan — February 20, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
^^^
no shit sherlock. sheesh.
#31 | Comment by geekazoid — February 20, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
The EXIF says this is from the Terry and Gaby show, whatever that is.
#32 | Comment by bigcodp — February 21, 2007 @ 12:16 am
I love her and her beautiful tits. So does my stiff dick.
#33 | Comment by Matty — May 4, 2010 @ 3:21 am