Speaking of penis power, I bet Justin’s reaches 110% while viewing this post.
I only wish there were some way I could link to some burn ointment to relieve the fap chafing he’s gonna get.*
Oh, there were a few other celebs posing in their birthday suits for the May issue of Allure. Here are Marley Shelton, Kristin Chenoweth, Vanessa Williams and Cassie (who?)
*this may or may not happen**
**who am I kidding…it’s totally happening
First!
#1 | Comment by CHyeahh — April 20, 2007 @ 10:29 am
and second…. wow u guys suck
#2 | Comment by CHyeahh — April 20, 2007 @ 10:29 am
third?
i should make a vid of “the third poster”
and AB > justin^100
#3 | Comment by Coolstream — April 20, 2007 @ 10:41 am
Fourth!
#4 | Comment by Mad Escaper — April 20, 2007 @ 11:22 am
Ok, I recant anything negative that I may or may not have said about Carla Gugino after this. She looks fucking hot.
#5 | Comment by clash — April 20, 2007 @ 11:42 am
Beautiful pics indeed.
#6 | Comment by FapTastic — April 20, 2007 @ 11:57 am
fap-a-licious indeed! 😀
#7 | Comment by 24 — April 20, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
Root snappage.
#8 | Comment by Kewtr — April 20, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
It’s true, I was hyperventilating when Carla sent me that email.
#9 | Comment by El Payo — April 20, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
Common where’s Jojo she’s got the PUSsy power on me
#10 | Comment by Tom Foolery — April 20, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
i was so looking forward to fapping to carla in the green screen version of sin city but was so bummed out when i saw that they actually cut out all her topless scenes from it! which is a crock of shit because you can still see jamie king’s naked boobs in it! so why no carla???
FAP DENIED.
#11 | Comment by Justin — April 20, 2007 @ 7:33 pm
Marley Shelton was hot in Grindhouse, but Kristin Chenoweth isn’t fapworthy to me.
#12 | Comment by Elder Young — April 20, 2007 @ 7:43 pm
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap …. thank goodness I’ve got tissues right here at the computer desk.
Maybe not the 3 greatest looking women of the world, but certainly no slouches here and utmost fappable…
Man, it is so hard (no pun) to type one handed.
#13 | Comment by Webpager — April 20, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
Why is it that I don’t know any of these women? Am I that out of touch? P.S. teaser pics no fun.
#14 | Comment by FJ — April 20, 2007 @ 10:41 pm
This one picture is not enough to dissuade me from my previous opinion that Carla is butt ugly. However, I will fap to the others.
#15 | Comment by Kito — April 21, 2007 @ 2:28 am
She knows exactly what she’s doing.
#16 | Comment by TAINT — April 21, 2007 @ 4:48 am
Always found Marley Shelton attractive in a very unique sort of way.
Yeah, hot pics. Deficient on the US RDA of nipple, but that’s OK.
#17 | Comment by exelis — April 21, 2007 @ 7:37 pm
I’m glad I was given proper credit by my favorite korean tranny for the Gugino picture in the first place.
Lose.
#18 | Comment by smash — April 21, 2007 @ 9:39 pm
the first three comments to the post were worthless.
#19 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — April 22, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
“This one picture is not enough to dissuade me from my previous opinion that Carla is butt ugly. However, I will fap to the others.”
Couldn’t disagree more! 😮
She’s the best looking of the bunch, imo.
#20 | Comment by Mike — April 22, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
ZOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Kristin Chenoweth shot was the most fapalicious thing I’ve seen in a loooong time.
#21 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — April 22, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
Vanessa Williams looks like a post-op tranny. God damn is she one ugly bitch.
#22 | Comment by TAINT — April 23, 2007 @ 2:05 am
OK, the title page (with Vanessa Williams) says they have pix of five women, and Vanessa, Carla, Marley and Kristin are posted here. Who’s missing? I sthe missing party considered totally unfappable?
#23 | Comment by Mark Lansing — April 23, 2007 @ 4:42 pm
Thanks for sharing. Great stuff. Both pics with Carla Gugino and Marley Shelton mention a nude pic together, where is that? I’d love to see it.
Thanks for all the good work!
#24 | Comment by michael — April 25, 2007 @ 11:16 am
Vanessa Williams was hotter in the muffdiving pics that got her Miss America shit taken away.
#25 | Comment by roo — April 25, 2007 @ 7:09 pm
Cassie used to be one of the main models for Delia’s.
#26 | Comment by sonicsham — May 3, 2007 @ 1:08 pm
Nice girl
#27 | Comment by Dan — June 4, 2007 @ 4:42 am