While I appreciate the boobage, the half-inch of makeup she always cakes on ruins the cuteness factor. And this Doris Day dress is brutal. The other prom dresses she wears on the red carpet aren’t much better. She needs to skank it up, like oh idunno, any outfit from Mean Girls (in keeping w/ the pedo nature of this site – hmmm, high school girls).
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by Captain Faptastic — May 1, 2007 @
5:43 am
#10: I have, in fact.
“I would like to have sex with her” is something Howard Stern would often nonchalantly say when discussing a hot celebrity chick.
needs more little white hat and thigh-high stockings.
!tsrif
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 30, 2007 @ 11:58 pm
I would like to have sex with her.
#2 | Comment by Theo — April 30, 2007 @ 11:59 pm
Really showing off her pumps and bumps in that last picture. Love it love it love it all.
#3 | Comment by Kewtr — May 1, 2007 @ 12:11 am
O.O;
#4 | Comment by Xan — May 1, 2007 @ 12:58 am
So shexy 😮
#5 | Comment by Hizoo — May 1, 2007 @ 1:03 am
NIIIIIIICE.
#6 | Comment by sKetch — May 1, 2007 @ 1:13 am
While I appreciate the boobage, the half-inch of makeup she always cakes on ruins the cuteness factor. And this Doris Day dress is brutal. The other prom dresses she wears on the red carpet aren’t much better. She needs to skank it up, like oh idunno, any outfit from Mean Girls (in keeping w/ the pedo nature of this site – hmmm, high school girls).
#7 | Comment by BobBobson — May 1, 2007 @ 1:21 am
Has anyone tipped off Justin to Allison Stokke yet?
Do a GIS.
Fap repeatedly.
#8 | Comment by Theo — May 1, 2007 @ 1:23 am
UGLY BITCH!!! ID CUT HER LEG OFF AND SHOVE IT UP HER ASS FOR BEING PRETTIER THAN ME FUCKING WHORE
#9 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — May 1, 2007 @ 2:07 am
#2 You’ve never had sex, have you?
#8 Isn’t that what Paul McCartney did?
#10 | Comment by JVC — May 1, 2007 @ 4:22 am
#9 Isn’t that what Paul McCartney did?
#10 Don’t you know how to count?
#11 | Comment by JVC — May 1, 2007 @ 4:23 am
soooooo fetch.
fapfapfap
#12 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — May 1, 2007 @ 5:15 am
she’s ok for me.
#13 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — May 1, 2007 @ 5:43 am
#10: I have, in fact.
“I would like to have sex with her” is something Howard Stern would often nonchalantly say when discussing a hot celebrity chick.
And Allison Stokke is my new desktop wallpaper.
#14 | Comment by Theo — May 1, 2007 @ 6:12 am
She makes my pants tighten. I would pound her silly.
#15 | Comment by Upchuck — May 1, 2007 @ 6:41 am
GODDAMN!
#16 | Comment by Tony — May 1, 2007 @ 5:26 pm
she wants me.
MORE SHA-BEAR!
#17 | Comment by donkykong — May 1, 2007 @ 6:27 pm
So rufus – giveth me evil thoughts.
#18 | Comment by Guy Perkins — May 2, 2007 @ 5:01 am
who is she? shes f—–n hot
#19 | Comment by ricardo — May 6, 2007 @ 6:48 pm