I guess to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Lara Croft’s debut in the first Tomb Raider game, they’re getting all most of the real life Tomb Raider models together for a photoshoot. Pictured are Karima Adibebe, Nell McAndrew, Lara Weller, Lucy Clarkson and Jill De Jong.

But what’s this?! No Rhona Mitra?? Is she now too good to step back into the role that got her famous in the first place? She was the first and probably the best Lara Croft model ever! Next to Karima of course. I have Karima as my background theme on my Xbox 360 dashboard. Big boobies FTW.

Also, i would’ve thrown Petra Verkaik in there too for her contribution as an unofficial Tomb Raider model. That video of her dressed up as Lara and stripping in an empty bus (?!) provided me with many a good fap. I wish i still had it.


  1. first?

    lolz :>

    #1 | Comment by WTF? — June 4, 2007 @ 8:39 am

  2. first, second & third; you’re my fucking hero, man.

    #2 | Comment by push — June 4, 2007 @ 8:40 am

  3. does any of these women look like laura? no!

    anyway, Petra Verkaik is the best laura hands down.

    #3 | Comment by Xan — June 4, 2007 @ 8:54 am

  4. I still have that clip, email me if you want it.

    #4 | Comment by Mad Escaper — June 4, 2007 @ 9:27 am

  5. i have a Lara outfit. short brown cargo shorts i’ve had since college that’ve been washed a million times so they’re totally soft (and tight), snug aqua tanktop, white tennis socks and my tan hiking boots. i’ve been known to put it on for ‘special occasions’*

    *this may or may not have actually happened

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2007 @ 10:13 am

  6. omg pics plz

    #6 | Comment by Mad Escaper — June 4, 2007 @ 10:16 am

  7. AngelBaby is so made up.

    #7 | Comment by Kewtr — June 4, 2007 @ 11:10 am

  8. AngelBaby,

    I would like to quote you in respond to, well, you..



    #8 | Comment by push — June 4, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

  9. kekeke

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2007 @ 12:05 pm

  10. Talking about Tomb Raider – it’s Angelina Jolie’s birthday today 🙂

    #10 | Comment by push — June 4, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

  11. “I have Karima as my background theme on my Xbox 360 dashboard.”

    I do too, best background available!

    “Also, i would’ve thrown Petra Verkaik in there too for her contribution as an unofficial Tomb Raider model. That video of her dressed up as Lara and stripping in an empty bus (?!)”

    I never knew who that was! Good times.

    I don’t know about you guys, but I think out of those girls, maybe one of those girls is OK looking…

    Rhona Mitra, and Karima FTW!

    #11 | Comment by Mike — June 4, 2007 @ 5:18 pm

  12. “Famous” Lara Croft model? Since when did these exist? Have you left your computer ever?

    #12 | Comment by Tony — June 4, 2007 @ 6:17 pm

  13. Nell was the best one, Karima pulling a close second.

    #13 | Comment by fluentinsilence — June 4, 2007 @ 6:29 pm

  14. aren’t we missing angelina jolie?!?

    #14 | Comment by mattyg — June 4, 2007 @ 6:38 pm

  15. I’m with the crowd, AB… I need evidence.

    #15 | Comment by smash — June 5, 2007 @ 6:20 am

  16. I likes chix with big guns.

    #16 | Comment by mister — June 5, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

  17. Does anyone think that Angelbaby is a real chick? and if so, does anyone really think that she’s hot? Man… the internet is a funny place.

    hey… I have six pack abs and a 14 inch dick… and I’m only 21. I have these jeans that I’ve had since high school that really accent my big fucking man meat, and a jock-like half shirt that shows my abs.

    Give me a fucking break. It’s old already. Every comment you post has this “I look hot” or “picture me with another chick” vibe to it. Fucking YAWN!

    In any case… I got off on another topic there… the reason for my post is to say: Holy fuck. I didn’t know that Lara Croft was a bunch of old nasty fucking hags.

    #17 | Comment by StrongBad — June 5, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

  18. ^^^
    o rly?

    every comment??

    hmm…i’ll have to cut back then. after all, i don’t want to bore you guys.

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 5, 2007 @ 2:57 pm

  19. Never seen a pic of Angelbaby so I can’t say if she’s hot or not, but she’s very smart, makes me laugh out loud, and can lay the smack down when a ‘tard wanders in where he’s not supposed to…

    That counts for something, I guess…but I’m here for the pix & some laughs. Shrugs…

    #19 | Comment by Hellfyre — June 5, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

  20. Yep… most fat chicks are very clever since they have nothing better to do then spend all of their time sharpening their wit.

    Example: High School! Everytime someone makes fun of a fat ugly chick, she thinks, “I should have said ___.” or “I should have said ___.”

    By the time the fat chick gets online and has time to think about her responses, they come across as “smart.”

    Though her response to my accusations was less that brilliant… then again, she is smart enough to realize that arguing with me would just make her look guilty… so KUDOS for that… no go eat some ice cream…

    or make another ambiguosly bi-sexual comment that paints a mental picture for the dorks on her who have never gotten any.

    #20 | Comment by StrongBad — June 5, 2007 @ 11:41 pm

  21. ^^^
    i know for sure this guy falls into the category of “dorks who have never gotten any.”

    wanna know how i know? cuz only pathetic virgin fucktards have enough free time on their hands to surf sites featuring sexy pics of celebs and then insult any girl they find posting there to work out their frustration of being rejected over and over and over again in real life. i know…it hurts. but if you weren’t such an obvious douchebag, one of us would’ve at least given you a handjob by this point in your life.

    maybe going gay would be an option? strongbad sounds like a rly butch nickname, you might do okay as a fudgepacker.

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 6, 2007 @ 12:04 am

  22. This is good stuff. Keep arguing! 😀

    #22 | Comment by Mike — June 6, 2007 @ 12:33 am

  23. I have proof of Angelbaby’s gender. Unfortunately.

    #23 | Comment by smash — June 6, 2007 @ 9:40 am

  24. ^^^

    is ur pooper still sore?

    i’m sowwy.

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 6, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  25. I saved the DNA you left behind in my behind for testing.

    #25 | Comment by smash — June 6, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

  26. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Spoken like a true fat chick.

    Sorry fatty… While I have no need to defend myself to an obvious fat ass online, I will say that thanks to my occupation (professional musician), I’ve gotten both quality and quantity in the pussy department.

    As for the circumstances that lead me here… I am a male. The chicks on here are hot. Need I say more? Fucking Caligula would spend his free time on this site. (If you’re too stupid to get the reference, look it up.)

    And the nickname? Visit for more info on that.

    I love it when a few choice words make a fat chick explode online. Too funny, and always entertaining. Don’t be mad because I “outed” you… no one belives your shit anyway… they just ignore the fact that you’re a fat chick (or a dude) because the fantasy entertains them.

    Fatty… ewwwwwwwww… fat chick pussy… I just gagged.

    #26 | Comment by StrongBad — June 6, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

  27. ^^^
    spoken like a true fucktard. if you’re too stupid to see the irony in every post you’ve made thus far, i feel sorry for you. name dropping horny roman emperors doesn’t impress upon anyone that you’ve got much going on between the ears. but you’ve probably only seen the penthouse movie, so how would you know any better? oh, and don’t look now, but most of that post is you defending yourself, not just to me, but to a bunch of other ppl who don’t know you, and couldn’t give a fuck about you. nice going.

    don’t you get it? there’s no more reason for anyone to believe a single word you’ve said, than anything i’ve said (except that i’ve been around here a hell of a lot longer than you, and some ppl actually do know what i look like).

    so you’re a “professional musician” huh? and thx to that you’ve gotten lots of quality pussy? yeah, and i bet you have a yacht and drive a Ferrari too. why quit there? tell us when will you be touring next. are you opening for Timberlake?

    and no, i’m not gonna visit whatever faggy website you picked your gay screenname from. don’t be mad because i outed you, being homosexual really doesn’t carry the stigma it used to. no one here cares that you’ve sucked enough cock to circle the planet one or two times. take care then, bye bye now!

    #27 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 6, 2007 @ 6:39 pm


    This is so fucking hilarious. Now because you have gotten so over the top insulting and defensive… everyone KNOWS FOR A FACT that you are nothing but a fat and frustrated smelly pussy sweaty under the fat tities nasty fucking cow.

    As for the ones you discuss when you say, “some ppl actually do know what i look like” How do they know? Because of some picture that you IM’ed them? What-fucking-ever!!!

    My work is done here fatty….


    #28 | Comment by StrongBad — June 6, 2007 @ 8:10 pm

  29. StrongBad is as retarded as he is annoying.

    If you weren’t so stupid and annoying, I’d give you a couple of hints as to where you might stumble on a pic of our favorite Korean from the South. To bad yep to bad.

    I’m not going to defend AngelBabe. There’s no need. Anyone that’s read her posts can tell she’s fiercely intelligent. You on the other hand…

    …references to historical incidents that a 6th grader knows about doesn’t make you smart. Why not throw in an offhanded reference to Spartans too, to really wow us?

    #29 | Comment by smash — June 6, 2007 @ 8:37 pm

  30. I’m very confused about something… the fatty… and this smash homo both seem to think that I mentioned caligula in some attempt to seem intelligent.

    Isn’t caligula fairly common knowledge? Why would anyone think that a referrence like that was supposed to be smart?

    Is it because I said “(If you’re too stupid to get the reference, look it up.)”

    I was being facetious.

    In any case… the fatty has at least one homo fooled…

    Dude, seriously… I should believe that “she” is some hot asian chick because YOU SAW PICTURES OF SOME ASIAN CHICK ON THE INTERNET??? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???

    #30 | Comment by StrongBad — June 6, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

  31. ^ “Dad why did you take me to a gay steel mill?


    #31 | Comment by zomg — June 6, 2007 @ 10:19 pm

  32. I’d love to continue trying to argue with my betters, but the fact is even someone as moronic as me knows when he’s been totally owned.

    I’ll run along with my tail between my legs now, I’ve got places to go and dicks to blow. I beg everyone’s forgiveness for exposing you to my blatant faggotry.

    Peace out.

    #32 | Comment by StrongBad — June 6, 2007 @ 10:58 pm

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *