Saved By The Bell

We all know what Screech has been up to since his days on the high school show, but what about his female co-stars? Well, thanks to his fast work identifying the posteriors in Name That Butt III, Dylan Murphy asked to see how the girls have grown up.

Here’s some pics of the Bell Babes from various events over the past year or so.

Apparently, Lark Voorhies must be dating Osama Bin Laden, because I could only find the one photo. And she hasn’t been in a movie or TV show since 2002. She’s also the only one of the trio who failed at being married. What a lose.

Absolutely no one was shocked when Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls didn’t launch Elizabeth’s career as his Basic Instinct did for Sharon Stone. She’s only worked sporadically in the past few years, mostly doing one-shot TV appearances. However, she’s apparently getting decent reviews for her stage work.

The ladies’ IMDB pages demonstrate that Tiffani (she dropped the Amber) is getting the most regular work these days, appearing most recently on What About Brian (zzz), but who can forget her outstanding work in FOX’s Miami Vice-ripoff, Fastlane? Specifically, her hot tub kiss with Jaime Pressly in an episode suggestively titled “Strap On” (where are the outtakes for that one?)

FUN FACT #1: Lark is Jermaine Jackson’s niece and was once engaged to Martin Lawrence.

FUN FACT #2: Elizabeth has sectoral heterochromia, one of her eyes is half green and half brown. Kate Bosworth also has this condition.

FUN FACT #3: Tiffani is in talks to appear in the next season of Grey’s Anatomy as Dr. McDreamy’s sister. (squee!)

35 thoughts on “Saved By The Bell

  1. Wow. First?

    Anyways, I quite like Tiffani but have gone off of Grey’s Anatomy now they seem to have fallen into the “how can we get every single character to together at one point in the storyline” trap. Argh.

    #1 | Comment by zedzded — June 16, 2007 @ 6:55 pm

  2. Eh, that was suppose to be a “sleep” between “to” and “together”, as in “to sleep together”. Crap. Blew my FIRST!1!! post. 😉

    #2 | Comment by zedzded — June 16, 2007 @ 6:56 pm

  3. I love Tiffani even as a crazy-eyed, mole-addled aging woman there in some of those pics. Lark too, but that lipstick sucks. Elizabeth just plain sucks, really.

    Also don’t like Tiffani dropping the A because I did enjoy always cleverly referring to her as T & A Thiesssen.

    #3 | Comment by Kewtr — June 16, 2007 @ 7:19 pm

  4. Forget the “now” photos. Get us some pics of them in their bikinis when they worked at the beach club.

    #4 | Comment by The Pope — June 16, 2007 @ 7:27 pm

  5. Fastlane was a great show, you Philistine!

    Where’s the fapping material of Miss Bliss?

    #5 | Comment by sketch — June 16, 2007 @ 7:28 pm

  6. What about Tori!?! Does she not count as a SBTB babe????

    #6 | Comment by cham — June 16, 2007 @ 8:32 pm

  7. Angelbaby, you just made an artery in my brain explode by saying “McDreamy.” I can’t love/internet stalk you anymore.

    #7 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 16, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

  8. Never having watched SBTB, thankfully, Tori who? Spelling? I hope not, because if someone is calling Tori Spelling a babe, someone needs to be top candidate for cybernetic replacement eyes.

    #8 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 16, 2007 @ 9:54 pm

  9. #7 – to bad yep to bad

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 16, 2007 @ 9:54 pm

  10. this post needs more leah remini!

    #10 | Comment by Justin — June 16, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

  11. Tiffani has always looked like a fucking skank.

    #11 | Comment by tehpunk — June 17, 2007 @ 12:21 am

  12. Damn, when will someone win a contest and demand pictures of AngelBaby? Even better, demand pictures of Justin’s supposed finance (sex slave). Unless AngelBaby is Justin’s finance (sex slave).

    #12 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — June 17, 2007 @ 12:55 am

  13. I never would have thought Elizabeth aka Jesse, would become the most attractive of the bunch. Oh, and the thing on her eye looks like someone took a dump on her iris! :O

    #13 | Comment by Mike — June 17, 2007 @ 1:05 am

  14. I was already to spank it to this post, however, at the mention of Jaime Pressley, I was already Spent! 🙁 yet 🙂

    She is the hottest peice of ass in Hollywood!

    But only because Shakira is not technically “Hollywood”!

    #14 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 17, 2007 @ 1:16 am

  15. Excuse my typos as I may be drunk! The first “already”, should be “all ready” and obviously Peice, is spelled “Piece”

    Damn that I before E Rule! and Damn you Brian Regan!

    #15 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 17, 2007 @ 1:19 am

  16. I before E, except after C.

    And yet.. “Weird Science”


    #16 | Comment by een — June 17, 2007 @ 3:02 am

  17. Fastlane kicked so much ass.

    And the reason Tori isn’t included is because no one remembers her. I had to wikipedia just to find out what the hell you were talking about.

    Stop watching SBTB reruns. And Full House too why you’re at it.

    Yes you do, don’t lie.

    #17 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — June 17, 2007 @ 4:14 am

  18. For anyone whos interest was peeked by justins post, heres your STBT/Leah Remini fix

    god bless youtube and its copyright infringement. I always thought she was way too mature for Zach/Doug tho. Guess her characters have a type.

    #18 | Comment by Tad Optomistic — June 17, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

  19. Remini looked awful on that show, just like she did when she got pregnant. All fat headed and freckly. She only looks good when they spend about ten hours on her make-up.

    #19 | Comment by The Pope — June 17, 2007 @ 1:15 pm

  20. FASTLANE KICKED ASS!!! I want that shit on dvd already.
    Where are the pics of Miss Bliss and that bitch who wore a leather jacket (Leanna Creel) ? What about Saved By the Bell The College Years and the New Class? Those sucked as hard as Leah Remini and her scientology crap.

    #20 | Comment by Tom Cruise — June 17, 2007 @ 3:56 pm

  21. angelbaby proves she has a feminine side. She does watch Grey’s Anatomy. *yawn*

    #21 | Comment by smash — June 17, 2007 @ 6:17 pm

  22. “Where are the pics of Miss Bliss and that bitch who wore a leather jacket (Leanna Creel) ?”

    I searched and found nothing. She has two identical sisters, and one has some photos on I think that’s the best you’re going to be able to do.

    #22 | Comment by Mike — June 17, 2007 @ 6:57 pm

  23. Fast lane sucked. Really sucked. But that didn’t stop me from watching it to see T.A.T.’s fake tats. 🙂 The porno scene definitely needs to be included with these pics.

    #23 | Comment by Tony — June 17, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

  24. IMDB the best you can do? Those triplets have bikini pics out there. Drool!

    #24 | Comment by spankmonkey — June 17, 2007 @ 11:40 pm

  25. Link?! 😀

    #25 | Comment by Mike — June 18, 2007 @ 3:54 am

  26. A same-sex kiss ain’t a kiss without tongue. And don’t say they can’t show tongue, they do it all the time on Lost.

    #26 | Comment by The Slow One — June 18, 2007 @ 4:20 am

  27. Remini did look bad…but…it was the 90’s..we did love us some big hair

    #27 | Comment by A-Dog — June 18, 2007 @ 7:58 am

  28. To all the T-AT haters, fine, more for me.

    Angelbaby – You rock. I knew I visited this site for a reason, you now officially have covered each of my favourite girls.

    Oh and number 8 : Tori Spelling WAS in SBTB, but thankfully, she played a character who was ugly and not found attractive by anyone but the uber-geeks/nerds. Infact, in the (much later) college years there is an episode where the main girls are sat around the table dissing Tory Spelling (in real life) ‘s looks and questioning why people find her attractive. At least the producers had some taste.

    Oh, and Fastlane kicked all kinds of ass. Awesome show, don’t hate.

    #28 | Comment by thiessen — June 18, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

  29. Thanks for the clarification Thiessen.

    Tori is number one on my list of “No, really, you think she’s hot?” She’s actually managed to surpass Paris Hilton, which takes a lot of effort to me.

    Paris, at least, if she stopped with the surgery and stopped “acting dumb”, as she put it, could be perfectly reasonable. The odd thing is, in person, she’s okay. Too skinny, but she’s okay, at least physically. Then again, I only saw her for 10 seconds or so in the bad E3 lighting when she forgot the name of her game, but you know, first impressions and all.

    #29 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 18, 2007 @ 5:30 pm

  30. ^^^
    you don’t mind the wonky eye?

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 18, 2007 @ 5:46 pm

  31. holy bloodshot eyes.

    #31 | Comment by dizzle — June 18, 2007 @ 11:36 pm

  32. I don’t really notice it too often, except when she’s using her one expression she has. There’s worse things than eyes of slightly bigger sizes, and if she gets smart she can pull a Bowie with it.

    Besides, I’m too busy noticing the dumb and the lack of food usually to notice the wonky eye. Even then, there is something oddly attractive in person. Not attractive enough to get her herpes, but it’s there. She seems to be one of those people who photographs badly because she tries too hard, when she’s not trying, she’s okay. Until she speaks, anyway.

    #32 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 19, 2007 @ 11:38 am

  33. No problem. I can’t stand Paris Hilton as a person, mostly due to her racist comments and encoraging of pretty viscious bullying of other people in the industry, often with more talent, but less “heritage” than her. I also have a production beef with her but i won’t go into that here.

    When it comes to whether she’s attractive or not, I’m never quite sure. I’m tempted to go “WOAH FUG CHICK” but then really, comparing her to people on the street (not celebrities), she’s way above average still, but thats 99% her make up, hair and fashion sense, and she pays other people to do that for her.

    As a true englishman I try not to speak badly of a lady, but holy crap, that hook nose and crooked eye are kinda distracting.

    I really hope that the stint in Jail has humbled Paris into being a little more sensible with her life choices and treatment of other people, there’s so much potential there for her to use her fame for the greater good, she needs to wake up and realise that.

    #33 | Comment by thiessen — June 21, 2007 @ 4:25 am

  34. PS Lay off the Firecrotch b*tch, she’s mine

    #34 | Comment by thiessen — June 21, 2007 @ 4:27 am

  35. PPS Oh, and eat a few pies. It’ll help. Alot. True dat.

    #35 | Comment by thiessen — June 21, 2007 @ 4:33 am

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