Everything looks great– she just needs to add like maybe 2 heaping tablespoons of pure slut or something. Even a venereal disease might work, she just needs an edge for me.
Apparently, Jessica Alba wants to see our peeners:
“Men’s magazines have nipples so why don’t women have a magazine where men show their penises? There’s Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle. “If there was a magazine like that I’d buy it. Nudity’s not a big deal to me…I’ve said I won’t go naked in any of my movies, because I don’t want to. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see other people strip off!”
Sounds like a game of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” is in order.
jessica is always yummy!
#1 | Comment by turtle — July 6, 2007 @ 11:49 pm
Everything looks great– she just needs to add like maybe 2 heaping tablespoons of pure slut or something. Even a venereal disease might work, she just needs an edge for me.
#2 | Comment by Kewtr — July 7, 2007 @ 12:35 am
Apparently, Jessica Alba wants to see our peeners:
“Men’s magazines have nipples so why don’t women have a magazine where men show their penises? There’s Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle. “If there was a magazine like that I’d buy it. Nudity’s not a big deal to me…I’ve said I won’t go naked in any of my movies, because I don’t want to. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see other people strip off!”
Sounds like a game of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” is in order.
#3 | Comment by Duffman — July 7, 2007 @ 1:36 am
Thank you for posting my second favorite girl named Jessica.
My first favorite isn’t a celeb
#4 | Comment by dex — July 7, 2007 @ 1:57 am
Is it your mom?
#5 | Comment by joe — July 7, 2007 @ 2:15 am
Much better than her US GQ pics from a few months ago.
#6 | Comment by CA — July 7, 2007 @ 2:35 am
Too right #7.
#7 | Comment by El Payo — July 7, 2007 @ 3:25 am
No thanks.
#8 | Comment by Mad Escaper — July 7, 2007 @ 6:31 am
Dex = Jessi > Alba > Biel
Tho if Alba keeps going skinny, she’s dropping to number 3!
#9 | Comment by smash — July 7, 2007 @ 7:32 am
She is still a distant second to Jessica Biel.
#10 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — July 7, 2007 @ 8:33 am
Biel seems a bit too Ellen for me.
We need a new banner up top, with Alba right in the middle.
#11 | Comment by The Pope — July 7, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
I’ll have one sweaty and ready Alba to go, please!
#12 | Comment by Topher — July 7, 2007 @ 6:18 pm
I’d smash that.
But only once, maybe twice.
#13 | Comment by Kevin — July 7, 2007 @ 6:59 pm
My first thoughts on reading the intro paragraph…
“AngelBaby, not Justin” 🙂
#14 | Comment by MIK — July 7, 2007 @ 7:07 pm
Yeah, she could stand to eat a sammich or 2, but still, if you don’t want to hit that, you may as well retire your dick right now.
#15 | Comment by Flyboy — July 8, 2007 @ 5:21 am
I never said I wouldn’t hit it…
…I’m not a Justin.
#16 | Comment by smash — July 8, 2007 @ 8:14 am
SPLOOGE!…again
#17 | Comment by Darkstar — July 8, 2007 @ 10:01 am
Overrated…
#18 | Comment by Kito — July 8, 2007 @ 6:55 pm
Oddly, this post made me severely thirsty!
#19 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 9, 2007 @ 9:37 am
So excited for this to get out
#20 | Comment by dan — July 11, 2007 @ 10:40 am