20 thoughts on “Jessica Alba

  1. jessica is always yummy!

    #1 | Comment by turtle — July 6, 2007 @ 11:49 pm

  2. Everything looks great– she just needs to add like maybe 2 heaping tablespoons of pure slut or something. Even a venereal disease might work, she just needs an edge for me.

    #2 | Comment by Kewtr — July 7, 2007 @ 12:35 am

  3. Apparently, Jessica Alba wants to see our peeners:

    “Men’s magazines have nipples so why don’t women have a magazine where men show their penises? There’s Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle. “If there was a magazine like that I’d buy it. Nudity’s not a big deal to me…I’ve said I won’t go naked in any of my movies, because I don’t want to. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see other people strip off!”

    Sounds like a game of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” is in order.

    #3 | Comment by Duffman — July 7, 2007 @ 1:36 am

  4. Thank you for posting my second favorite girl named Jessica.

    My first favorite isn’t a celeb

    #4 | Comment by dex — July 7, 2007 @ 1:57 am

  5. Is it your mom?

    #5 | Comment by joe — July 7, 2007 @ 2:15 am

  6. Much better than her US GQ pics from a few months ago.

    #6 | Comment by CA — July 7, 2007 @ 2:35 am

  7. Too right #7.

    #7 | Comment by El Payo — July 7, 2007 @ 3:25 am

  8. No thanks.

    #8 | Comment by Mad Escaper — July 7, 2007 @ 6:31 am

  9. Dex = Jessi > Alba > Biel

    Tho if Alba keeps going skinny, she’s dropping to number 3!

    #9 | Comment by smash — July 7, 2007 @ 7:32 am

  10. She is still a distant second to Jessica Biel.

    #10 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — July 7, 2007 @ 8:33 am

  11. Biel seems a bit too Ellen for me.

    We need a new banner up top, with Alba right in the middle.

    #11 | Comment by The Pope — July 7, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

  12. I’ll have one sweaty and ready Alba to go, please!

    #12 | Comment by Topher — July 7, 2007 @ 6:18 pm

  13. I’d smash that.
    But only once, maybe twice.

    #13 | Comment by Kevin — July 7, 2007 @ 6:59 pm

  14. My first thoughts on reading the intro paragraph…
    “AngelBaby, not Justin” 🙂

    #14 | Comment by MIK — July 7, 2007 @ 7:07 pm

  15. Yeah, she could stand to eat a sammich or 2, but still, if you don’t want to hit that, you may as well retire your dick right now.

    #15 | Comment by Flyboy — July 8, 2007 @ 5:21 am

  16. I never said I wouldn’t hit it…

    …I’m not a Justin.

    #16 | Comment by smash — July 8, 2007 @ 8:14 am

  17. SPLOOGE!…again

    #17 | Comment by Darkstar — July 8, 2007 @ 10:01 am

  18. Overrated…

    #18 | Comment by Kito — July 8, 2007 @ 6:55 pm

  19. Oddly, this post made me severely thirsty!

    #19 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 9, 2007 @ 9:37 am

  20. So excited for this to get out

    #20 | Comment by dan — July 11, 2007 @ 10:40 am

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