Mike posted an open letter to CNN on his website!

Dear CNN,

Well, the week is over — and still no apology, no retraction, no correction of your glaring mistakes.

I bet you thought my dust-up with Wolf Blitzer was just a cool ratings coup, that you really wouldn’t have to correct the false statements you made about “Sicko.” I bet you thought I was just going to go quietly away.

Think again. I’m about to become your worst nightmare. ‘Cause I ain’t ever going away. Not until you set the record straight, and apologize to your viewers. “The Most Trusted Name in News?” I think it’s safe to say you can retire that slogan.

Pwnage! Read the rest here.


  1. Hahaha, he may bear a striking resemblance to a tub of lard, and even though I may not agree with everything he says and does I do very much enjoy watching him agitate the even fatter corporate cats.

    Oh…and “first, omg, wtf, lol”

    #1 | Comment by BongoClown — July 14, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

  2. First?

    #2 | Comment by Patch — July 14, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

  3. Damnit!

    #3 | Comment by Patch — July 14, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

  4. God… that tubby fuck needs to kill himself.

    He doesn’t give a flying fuck about the topics he makes his “documentaries” about. He makes these movies about controversial topics because he wants attention… and when it doesn’t work… like with his most recent piece of shit… he throws a fit.

    Michael Moore is an attention whore, not a crusader for this or any other cause. FACT!

    #4 | Comment by StrongBad — July 14, 2007 @ 8:48 pm

  5. sounds like you could be talking about Oriely or Limbaugh

    #5 | Comment by d00d — July 14, 2007 @ 9:16 pm

  6. #4. explain please.

    #6 | Comment by Xan — July 14, 2007 @ 9:27 pm

  7. What’s to explain? In the simplest possible terms:

    He is not a crusader for this or any other cause.

    He makes these movies about controversial topics because he wants attention.

    He ONLY cares about getting attention for himself.

    #7 | Comment by StrongBad — July 14, 2007 @ 9:34 pm

  8. Why waste space on such a creepy, repulsive weirdo? He had his 15 minutes of fame and showed the world what he really is.

    #8 | Comment by Bill — July 14, 2007 @ 10:27 pm

  9. ^^^
    nah. thats not good enough. those are extreme allegations.

    #9 | Comment by Xan — July 14, 2007 @ 10:27 pm

  10. Not really… anyone who knows anything about human nature can see it…

    I’m right.

    #10 | Comment by StrongBad — July 14, 2007 @ 11:12 pm

  11. “Mr” Moore can eat me all the way down to my furry purple nutsack.


    #11 | Comment by chode — July 14, 2007 @ 11:21 pm

  12. michael moore is such a douche.


    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 15, 2007 @ 12:00 am

  13. I think the trouble is that both sides are presenting statistics and research, but they neither refute nor contrast each other effectively. Say MM presents some research, all his opposition says is, “No, you’re full of shit.” Then, the opposition presents its own info, and MM says, “No, you’re full of shit.”

    The cycle never ends, so I look at who has more to gain from winning an argument or convincing an audience. Dr. Gupta probably gets paid for his opinion as an MD, regardless of what anyone says to him on the air. MM gets his money if he can convince an audience that his research is legitimate. I can see that if someone is peeing on his claims, he would get angry because it is stunting his profit-making ability. CNN probably knows that all it takes is someone who is an expert in the field to contradict MM on-air, and he will explode and make an ass of himself. They know he won’t whip out a fact sheet so he can correct Dr. Gupta on-the-spot, which makes him even more angry. They gain two things: ratings and damage to MM’s credibility.

    Now I’m not taking sides, but it’s clear they both have agendas.

    #13 | Comment by mayhem — July 15, 2007 @ 12:07 am

  14. judging from the comments here, i can conclude that

    neocon pedophiles >>> liberal pedophiles

    #14 | Comment by libtard — July 15, 2007 @ 12:40 am

  15. “Think again. I’m about to become your worst nightmare. ‘Cause I ain’t ever going away. Not until you set the record straight, and apologize to your viewers. “The Most Trusted Name in News?” I think it’s safe to say you can retire that slogan.”

    Here’s a question… what the hell does this fat fuck think he’s going to do to CNN? Who the fuck (or what the fuck) does he think he is??? Does he think that he’s powerful in some way?

    I’m sure that even the deluded MM supporters can agree that he’s not really capable of doing “jack” or “shit” to CNN.

    #15 | Comment by StrongBad — July 15, 2007 @ 12:44 am

  16. Wow strongbad, bill, angelbaby, and chode your all entitled to your oppinion but i dont understand the insults?

    Hes no a crusader or a douche, hes doing what the news should be doing, like he said if you read the letter (which i doubt you did)* in closing he points out the fact that the first amendment is the first for a reason, its a check of power on all things, Government/Economic/Religous/and Environmental.

    And when the news is doing such shotty work, especially in the last 12 years (but forever really) he had the resources and charisma to persuade alot of people, hes biased for sure but who isnt even CNN is biased, and for all you neocons that watch the fox news channel you can kill yourselves now.

    The fact that hes biased shouldnt even be considered when thinking about his message because as far left as he is hes still telling the truth and in the end who fucking cares what side it comes from as long as its true.

    P.s. in case you havent noticed this administration/economy is flailing as you read this.

    #16 | Comment by Brokest Joke — July 15, 2007 @ 1:30 am

  17. At #14: That neocon EPHEBophile, thankyouverymuch. My motto is: If there’s grass on the field, play ball! Or, to put it another way: If it’s furry, there’s no worry!

    I’m a perv… Fact.

    #17 | Comment by chode — July 15, 2007 @ 1:33 am

  18. At #16: I wasn’t insulting the ”man”; in fact, I was paying him a complement. I only let the best near my junk, and whatever else he is, MM is a world-class pole-smoker: He sucks AND blows at the same time!

    …if only I could get Six to do that, I’d never leave the ship.

    #18 | Comment by chode — July 15, 2007 @ 1:42 am

  19. 16. im just saying you sound like a god damn child calling him names and shit. i simply asked you to expalin why you feel the way you feel. and you havent, and im bet you cant. and until you do, youre oppinion doenst mean anything to me.

    #19 | Comment by Xan — July 15, 2007 @ 1:59 am

  20. saw sicko today. phenomenal.

    #20 | Comment by same — July 15, 2007 @ 3:24 am

  21. Xan, Brokest Joke (16) wasn’t calling him names.

    #21 | Comment by Dingleberry — July 15, 2007 @ 4:34 am

  22. Mike Moore is wrong on Healthcare.

    Keep the government out of our bedrooms, keep the government out of our personal lives, and keep the government out of our healthcare system.

    #22 | Comment by Wizzle — July 15, 2007 @ 5:41 am

  23. @Brokest Joke (#16)


    “hes biased for sure but who isnt…as far left as he is hes still telling the truth…who fucking cares what side it comes from as long as its true.”

    That doesn’t make any sense. He’s biased but telling the truth? What crazy world are you living in. His films are propaganda. Yeah I’ll agree that he is doing good by raising issues, but his films cannot be considered the truth. How can you say that he is telling fact/truth and at the same time biased. That doesn’t make any bit of sense.

    Your entire post is absolutely ridiculous. I don’t know how you can defend the idea that “biased ideas shouldn’t even be considered when thinking about the message.”

    #23 | Comment by fornotta — July 15, 2007 @ 6:02 am

  24. Fact of the matter is no one knows the truth about the entire country’s health care system. To believe every word he says is naive to say the least, the same goes for any other talking head on the TV. They’re all full of shit anyway, so why believe someone who takes the same shit to the movie theater?

    The only reason people still remember MM is because he churns out a movie on a regular basis, so his name gets recycled every so often. All he has to do is make some hypothesis, pander to whatever audience is pissed at the time, then run away with everyone’s money and defend himself on TV. Honestly, who the fuck says to CNN, “I’m about to be your worst nightmare”?? Maybe if he said, “Hey cockfags, I’m gonna blow up your news room,” then I would take him seriously.

    #24 | Comment by mayhem — July 15, 2007 @ 6:52 am

  25. I suppose when I see Michael Moore apologize for any of his ‘glaring mistakes’ I’ll think CNN should apologize. Although I suppose if you think both Fahrenheit and Sicko were error-free documentaries (or documentaries, period), I’m not going to change your mind.

    Bottom line is, it’s tough to take a guy seriously with all that ginned-up righteous indignation with the 5 or 6 movies of statements he’s got on record. I could be wrong, but I don’t see a bunch apologies and retractions on his site.

    #25 | Comment by Kewtr — July 15, 2007 @ 7:05 am

  26. Also it might save time on these posts to just have a Reddit or Digg Politics RSS feed on the site. Geez Louise, these stories are going to make me permanently impotent. Instead of just transiently– I swear baby this never happens…

    #26 | Comment by Kewtr — July 15, 2007 @ 7:12 am

  27. Gotta love Moore.

    The violent reactions he gets only proves how right he is.

    #27 | Comment by cobalt — July 15, 2007 @ 9:43 am

  28. To hell with Michael Moore.

    Get Justin into therapy. He’s forsaken posting about hot chicks and obsessing over dysfunctional fat fucks.

    Thank God we all have AngelBaby or this site would only have posts about Michael Moore and how Justin would like to be Moore’s “special” personal assistant.

    Keep the politics & pictures of ugly fat men off the site and stay true to why this site was started.

    #28 | Comment by Hellfyre — July 15, 2007 @ 10:19 am

  29. #27 – then the neo-nazi skinheads who feel it necessary to have their little parades in various cities around the U.S. must be right as well, i suppose.

    based on your brilliant logic, i mean.

    plz spare us your opinions, that is until you develop some that contain an iota of thought behind them.

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 15, 2007 @ 10:30 am

  30. MM posts = more hits from google? :p

    I could live without ever seeing him mentioned again…

    #30 | Comment by Mike — July 15, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

  31. 2 words – corporate oligarchy

    #31 | Comment by dankai — July 15, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

  32. I hate Michael Moore. His movies are stupid and don’t even have any dancing in them. How are they supposed to be entertaining? Its like, they’re supposed to make you think about stuff or something. But…why can’t his movies have Lindsey Lohan dancing and Hillary Duff singing? We’re not supposed to think, we’re supposed to have fun. Right? Michael Moore is stupid.

    #32 | Comment by FapTastic — July 15, 2007 @ 1:29 pm

  33. good, the looney ‘tard is going to self-destruct over this one

    #33 | Comment by Taco — July 15, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

  34. Why say anything about MM when Kurt Loeder said it better than anyone else?

    #34 | Comment by mcgurk — July 15, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

  35. excellent post mcgurk…thanks

    #35 | Comment by dankai — July 15, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

  36. CNN’s responses

    #36 | Comment by mayhem — July 15, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

  37. the kurt loeder thing and the cnn response are fucking GOLD!!! Read ’em.

    #37 | Comment by StrongBad — July 15, 2007 @ 5:55 pm

  38. Good article #34

    #38 | Comment by d00d — July 15, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

  39. CNN calling themselves “impartial journalists” is the greatest fucking joke I’ve heard in a long while. I might’ve ruptured something laughing even. As long as they’re controlled by commercial interests you’re not going to be able to convince me (nor anyone with a healthy intellect) that they’re impartial. Though, for argument’s sake, they’re not as impartial as, let’s say, FOX News.

    Further, the CNN response sounds more like a well written bitch rant, though right should be right and so does large parts of Michael Moore’s letter as well. It’s turned into a bitch fest, much like the one’s you’d see on message boards over trivial things such as “orange is the new black” and “Paris’ right labia is more attractive than her left”.

    #39 | Comment by BongoClown — July 15, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

  40. I thought about watching CNN because Michael Moore is a twat, but then I realized this is a liberal ploy to pull people away from fox news!

    #40 | Comment by Mikeywikey — July 15, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

  41. Oh and the “take some patients to Cuba for some treatment” segment is total bullshit (and one of the main reasons you shouldn’t bother with this garbage).

    You can get yourself some free treatment in Cuba if you bring your own needles. I got family who have to practically smuggle wheelchairs there because there are none. Every single relative or friend who make it to South Florida from Cuba tell us the situation there is hell. They basically give you coupons, good for shoes, food, etc.. Except the coupons aren’t worth shit because none of that stuff is around anymore. If you want anything, you get it from a friend who got it from a relative in Florida. That’s how it works.

    Go ahead and learn medicine, but you can’t practice for shit since you don’t have the supplies.

    They brought their own shit to Cuba, they got special treatment. If you buy the statistics coming out of Cuba then you’re beyond fucking help.

    #41 | Comment by Mikeywikey — July 15, 2007 @ 7:41 pm

  42. …and I obviously meant that CNN isn’t as *partial* as FOX News is, not as impartial.

    The devil is in the details.

    #42 | Comment by BongoClown — July 15, 2007 @ 9:45 pm

  43. Look the point, as I see it, is not that Michael Moore’s stretched the truth on how much the average American spends on health care – but that CNN seems to want to argue the minutia of the arguement rather than the arguement itself.

    $5,000 per American or $7,000? Who cares? The point is that Americans pay wayyyyy more than Cuba does for health care and we’re only slightly better off then they are. CNN seems to want to obfuscate that point by arguing that because their numbers is a grand below Michael Moore’s figure, that somehow negates his point.

    Michael Moore, unfortunately, took the bait and is arguing sources rather than what the meat of his arguement is: “$5000 or $7000, doesn’t matter. We don’t live longer than Cuban’s, nor do we get exceptionally better healthcare, but they pay around 5% of what we do.”

    #43 | Comment by Puppethead — July 15, 2007 @ 11:04 pm

  44. The funniest shit about all of this is that CNN is about as far left as they come… and now all these faggy liberals are hating on CNN because of MM??? TOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

    #44 | Comment by StrongBad — July 15, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

  45. ^^^

    If you think CNN is a liberal news source then you really need to broaden your news sources.

    #45 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 16, 2007 @ 7:14 am

  46. I haven’t seen the movie, so I won’t comment on factual questions about the film. However, there is one observation. Dr. Gupta said Moore grabbed 2002 stats for one side of the argument and 2007 projected figures for American Health Care costs.

    That is a significant skewering of data, anyway you try and slice it.

    #46 | Comment by smash — July 16, 2007 @ 9:12 am

  47. it’s all just propaganda. He is a total fuckwit doing his best to control the minds of the people. Remember the sham of Fahrenheit 9/11? You know, the movie that didn’t show one single clip of the world trade centre, yet was meant to be “an eye opener about what really happened”

    #47 | Comment by Caspa — July 16, 2007 @ 9:22 am

  48. “If you think CNN is a liberal news source then you really need to broaden your news sources.”

    uh… but it is.


    #48 | Comment by StrongBad — July 16, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

  49. The question is… and I cannot answer it…

    is Moore’s point in “Sicko” that in general, we as Americans lack the capabilities to provide sufficient healthcare for the ill and inferm we desire to care for, provide for, and heal?

    Or is his point that we need the government to provide a healthcare service?

    Because if it is the first one, then Moore is right for once. if it is the second one then he is a stupid tub of lard that deserves free electrolysis or some other free yet agonizing medical treatment.

    What is his point? What is his thesis? Is “universal healthcare” a solution for a problem to him, or the point of the piece, with two hours of argument support?

    #49 | Comment by Travis — July 16, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

  50. “universal healthcare” is the first step towards communism.

    You know what… I can pay my medical bills with no fucking problem. If someone else can’t… too fucking bad. Fuck ’em.

    Fuck this welfare attitude that is infecting America. Fuck “entitlement.” Lazy fucking people who don’t want to work shouldn’t get medical care. Let ’em rot.

    #50 | Comment by StrongBad — July 16, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

  51. “”universal healthcare” is the first step towards communism.”

    And such comments are the first step towards narrow minded idiocy.

    You do realize (just as Sicko points out) that you already have quite a few universally run things in the US (such as fire department, police, etc), heck, even medicaid is a sort of universal healthcare (though just not for everyone). How are any of those things any less of a “first step towards communism”? I didn’t realize that the “red scare” was still so strong in the US.

    “Lazy fucking people who don’t want to work shouldn’t get medical care. Let ’em rot.”

    They’re the ones who are already getting medical care, it’s called medicaid and is avaliable to those in the bottom layer of society. The ones in between, the middle class, are the ones who are really getting in a jam because the medical bills are ridiculously high for even the smallest things if you’re not covered, and even if you are covered many HMOs have put it into practice to deny all claims when they first come in meaning you not only have to go through potentially bothersome invasive surgeries but you also have to become so fit so you can fight your HMO. Not only that but HMOs are choosing and picking what they want to cover, something a universal health system doesn’t do. These people work, they’re not “lazy” yet their medical situation is horrible.

    When the working force of a country becomes progressivly poorer and less healthy how the hell is the country going to move forward? A healthy middle class is important, either way you twist it…well, unless your aim is to control the middle class then keeping them poor and unhealthy is a pretty good idea. The way you’re reasoning you seem to fail to see the big picture, but hey, let’s fuck solidarity all together.

    If the US spends a shitload more money per capita than Cuba does and can only offer a marginally better healthcare than Cuba (according to the WHO list) doesn’t that seem like a horrible waste of money?

    #51 | Comment by BongoClown — July 16, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

  52. MM + Tittie blog = poop.

    No more MM shit.. stick with chicks.

    #52 | Comment by Rubert Murdoch — July 16, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

  53. God damn, bongowhateverthefuck… It’s people like you who are ruining this country with all your bleeding heart bullshit.

    Blacks commit more crimes than any other race in the US. This is a fact, but if I say that here, you will quickly call me a racist.

    Fags want special treatment based on what they prefer in the bedroom. This is another fact, but if I say that here you will call me homophobic.

    Fuck your liberal views. I feel sorry for you because it’s sooooooo incredibly obvious that you don’t have a mind of your own. You have been sooooo fucking brainwashed by the liberal media and the looney fucking leftist websites…

    but I’ll give you this… you have a flair for regurgitating the propoganda. It’s fucking sad that your intellect is going to waste defending such ridiculous concepts as universal health care… or the right for a man to get insurance for his gimp because he takes a dick in the ass and balls to the chin.

    There’s a reason we are called the silent majority… It’s because we are not allowed to voice our opinions these days without being labeled, losing our jobs, and being called closed minded or ignorant… so we must remain silent… But make no mistake… we are the majority. I’m gonna laugh my fucking ass off in 2008 when a republican wins the presidency again…

    #53 | Comment by StrongBad — July 16, 2007 @ 5:47 pm

  54. Justin you silly fuck, you don’t take that fat hairy man seriously do you?

    CNN pwnage:

    #54 | Comment by Tony — July 16, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

  55. #48 no I think you’ll find CNN is a news source that skews in the direction that public opinion has at the time.

    But you being so well informed and smart and all, you probably already know the analysis of CNN news content that has been covered by other journalists on many occasions.

    #55 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 16, 2007 @ 6:29 pm

  56. can we get pictures of the chick who plays luna lovegood in harry potter? kthx.

    #56 | Comment by tbone — July 16, 2007 @ 7:25 pm

  57. I’m ruining USA even though I live in Sweden? Tsk tsk, you shouldn’t make assumptions that I’m an American just because I’m fluent in English.

    Sweden has had universal healthcare for a long long while and it works nigh marvellously. Yes, there are issues with waiting times for certain procedures, but aside from that you’re not going to find many holes in the Swedish system. In the WHO list they take such things into consideration as well and Sweden (along with the rest of Scandinavia and large portions of Europe) still rates higher than USA. My views of universal healthcare does not come from reading about it, nor do they come from Sicko, they come from actually living with such a system, and having lived with it my entire life. I’ve used it both for minor things, for major things and even once for an emergency.

    Though, I’ll give you the benefit of a doubt, if the US system is so much better than what universal healthcare is howcome the vast majority of industrialized countries employ universal healthcare and not something similar to the US model with medicaid, HMOs and so forth? Surely, if it’s such a great system more people should jump on the bandwagon, no?

    It may perhaps come as a surprise to you that if we’re going by what party I vote for here I am indeed considered a consevatist, and not a liberalist. Though, I resent the word “liberal” being thrown around as some sort of a derogatory comment like it’s something wrong with having such beliefs. There isn’t, at least not any more wrong than holding conservative beliefs. Dismissing what I say as liberal propaganda just keeps you from having to question it, or even pay any attention to it. After all, it’s just “propaganda” and can be dismissed as such. Whose intellect is going to waste now again?

    You say that the conservatives are the majority? Granted I’m not entirely upto speed on how the polls look today but if we go back to the Bush/Gore election you were in a minority even though Bush won. If my memory serves me right the margin was just a little bigger to Bush’s favour during the Bush/Kerry election. You may be in a majority now, through the last few years it’s been a pretty even run between the democrats and the republicans. Yes, the republic party may be in a majority, but it’s not by much, at least not if we’re going to go by how it looked during the election(s). It would also be interesting to see what the actual vote would look like if someone could get more of the minorities to vote as well, since at least if we’re going to follow the polling results they vote traditionally more towards the democratic side.

    A question for you though, becuase the homosexual issue was raised again. If we disregard that “fags” want special treatment as you say, would you at the very least grant them equal rights as heterosexuals? Or should they be marginalized and discriminated on simply because of who they decide to fuck in the bedroom? In other words, should basic human rights and civil liberties be only for those who decide to live heterosexually?

    I can calm down your worries about my intellect though, I assure you it gets well used, I do other things than discuss politics and healthcare on sites like this you know.

    #57 | Comment by BongoClown — July 16, 2007 @ 7:47 pm

  58. No… My assumption was that you were American because you seem intelligent.

    #58 | Comment by StrongBad — July 16, 2007 @ 11:10 pm

  59. I don’t quite see what the big deal is. So the media is biased, CNN has biases, so what? Tell me something I didn’t know.

    A few years back after a long time of being totally sick of television I decided to buy a TV and get cable. I was particularly excited by CNN. I figured all news, all day, there was no way that could be bad. Instead what I got was an eternity of pathatically unimportant Breaking News Pieces.

    Breaking News:
    Cat Stuck in tree in Missouri.
    Interview with world famous Cat Expert regarding the psychology of the feline and why it may or may not have felt the need to climb this tree in particular and trees in general
    Followed by an round table discussion with world famous arborealist regarding why certain trees attract certain mammals and what can be done about it.
    Lots and lots of chopper shots of the tree in question.
    Interviews with the local residents who have met people who may (or may not) have scratched the cat’s belly.

    Frankly CNN for the most part is a load of bull shit.

    But then, so is most media. My brother spent a few years in Darfur. He then wrote a series of articles for the Economist. Couple months later a series of articles, with almost exactly the same content, interviewing the exact same people in exactly the same places appeared in the New York Times. And that is supposedly a respectable and good newspaper.

    I am not saying Moore is right, and I am pretty sure that he is just as biased and his stuff is as spun as everyone else’s crap.

    #59 | Comment by flakes — July 17, 2007 @ 11:09 am

  60. Strongbad, man, quit while you’re ahead buddy. You sound like a troglodyte and you didn’t listen to a damn thing the man actually said. He made a very good point about health care economically speaking, while you’re knuckle dragging about gays. Go back to the zoo from wenst you came you fookin monkey.

    #60 | Comment by d00d — July 17, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

  61. You see? I made a comment (3 sentences out of how many?) about gays and that’s the only fucking thing you remember because of the whole “politically correct” thing. THAT IS RUINING AMERICA!!!

    I’m a fucking musician. It’s what I do for a living. It’s what I’ve done for the past 20 years. I’m not rich… and I wouldn’t say that I’m famous… but I’ve had great medical and dental insurance for the past 15 years or so. My wife and I have had 3 kids and paid nothing for it… Private delivery room, private recovery room, it was like a fancy fucking hotel.

    My point? If a broke musician with no real day-job can get GREAT insurance… anyone can… but most people don’t want to put forth the effort… they just want free shit. THOSE are the fucking troglodytes. There is nothing wrong with our health care system. There IS something wrong with the lazy fucks out there who do NOTHING to better their situation.

    #61 | Comment by StrongBad — July 17, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

  62. goddamn your stupid.

    #62 | Comment by d00d — July 17, 2007 @ 3:54 pm

  63. Fuck you.

    #63 | Comment by StrongBad — July 17, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

  64. Don’t waste your time with dumbasses like StrongBad, d00d. He’s obviously the disastrous result of Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh’s all night fuck session. The dude probably has horns.

    He’s also obviously not stationed in Iraq, actually fighting the demented war that he most likely waves his ignorant flag to. Otherwise, his posts would consist of “Mommy, get me out of here!!! I hate this place!!!”

    The only thing bad about StrongBad is the pungent aroma of ass which surrounds his inbred and illiterate mass of a body…

    On a sidenote…please stop being a musician, man. Musicians are supposed to be open minded souls, not uptight, fucked in the head assholes. If you’re a musician, I hereby swear off ever playing a musical instrument again. I’m selling all of my fucking guitars and amps. Thanks a whole hell of a lot you right-winged cunt of a cocksucker.

    #64 | Comment by The Dude — July 17, 2007 @ 6:00 pm

  65. “You see? I made a comment (3 sentences out of how many?) about gays and that’s the only fucking thing you remember because of the whole “politically correct” thing.”

    How is that much different from you commenting about one tiny part of my message and completely avoiding answering direct questions? Why would seeming intelligent mean it’s likely that I’m an American though? It sounds like you’re saying that there aren’t any intelligent people elsewhere in the world, but I truly hope that’s not your intention since you’d have a very hard time backing up such a claim, and it’d only make you look stupid.

    “There is nothing wrong with our health care system. There IS something wrong with the lazy fucks out there who do NOTHING to better their situation.”

    I’d rather say there’s something wrong with both, universal healthcare does not equate with a population who are lazy fucks who do nothing to better their situation. Such people exist in all societies regardless of healthcare system or even political system. Lazyness is a basic human function once the basic needs of survival have been filled, some people just don’t aspire to be anything more than they are, some are content living in a trailer-park having disfigured children with their toothless cousin Jim-Bob. It’s their choice, even though I’d definitely roll my eyes at their entire existance. However, I still think they should have the same healthcare rights as everyone else, i.e. universal healthcare.

    #65 | Comment by BongoClown — July 17, 2007 @ 6:25 pm

  66. how inexplicably entertaining right-wing fundamentalist (un)thinking is!

    “fags” want “special treatment;” – (i.e. EQUALITY)
    michael moore is a big doodie-head . . . because i said so
    duuurrrr, only americans are think good, slur slur slur, drool

    o’ the hopeless, heroic, happy patr(idiotic) dead americans

    #66 | Comment by Abschied — July 17, 2007 @ 7:33 pm

  67. “I’m selling all of my fucking guitars and amps.”

    hahaha… good because you probably suck anyway.



    #67 | Comment by StrongBad — July 18, 2007 @ 12:49 am

  68. How would you know how well I play, you fucking pedo?

    And I’m American you asshole, so you fail there as well. Not saying that I’m particularly proud of that fact right now, seeing that a loser like you is also an American…

    Maybe someone needs to let this old child molesters wife and 3 kids know where he surfs online? Everyone knows that dontlinkthis is a well-known pedo site for old fucks like SmellsBad.

    Leave the internet to us younger people you loser. You can’t even defend your own skewed argument with the other guys. Take the stick out of your fat smelly white ass, fuckhead.

    #68 | Comment by The Dude — July 18, 2007 @ 3:06 am

  69. What kind of a commie isn’t proud to be an American?

    The fact that you defended your guitar playing tells me that you suck. I would never defend any allegations about my playing BECAUSE I KNOW I RULE!!!

    All of your other “arguments” are weak so they don’t deserve a well thought out response. That would be a waste of my time. Instead, I will go to the second floor of my big house, go to bed in my California King next to my wife who is hotter than any chick you will EVER get and sleep knowing that I am better than you in every way, shape and form.

    If you listen to rock, I’ll bet you have at least one CD that I played on in your collection… or on your iPod.

    #69 | Comment by StrongBad — July 18, 2007 @ 4:09 am


    That said, Strongbad, please go away.

    #70 | Comment by Tad Optomistic — July 18, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

  71. See I find that offensive. I have a cousin that’s mentally challenged. Jokes at the expense of the metally challenged are among the most cowardly jokes on the internet. They can’t defend themselves. They did nothing wrong. My wish is that everyone who makes these jokes has a kid that is just like that, or that everyone who makes these jokes has some type of injury that causes a similar affliction.

    #71 | Comment by StrongBad — July 18, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

  72. Also… “The Dude” seems to think that this is an ACTUAL site dedicated to pedophilia. He doesn’t get that the pedo references are meant to be facetious.

    Britney Spears (26), Lacey Chabert (25), Jessica Alba (26), Kylie Minogue (39), Hillary Duff (20), Jessica Biel (25), Katharine McPhee (23), Keeley Hazell (21), Lucy Pinder (24), Rebecca Gayheart (36), Paris Hilton (26)… SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME WHEN i GET TO THE PEDOPHILIA!!! Shit… My wife is 27.

    I’m sure there are some postings about underage celebrities somewhere on this site… like that lazytown chick… but this site is mostly dedicated to hot celebrity chicks in little ort no cliothing. WTF makes it a “well-known pedo site for old fucks.

    My wife frequents this site as much as I do. They talk about it on a local Rock radio station all the time. Pedo site? I think not.

    #72 | Comment by StrongBad — July 18, 2007 @ 5:46 pm

  73. I hope they consume each other.

    to death.


    #73 | Comment by Travis — July 18, 2007 @ 6:10 pm

  74. Wow, SmellsBad needs three separate posts to spew his ignorance. Here, let me show you how easy it is to post all of your thoughts in a single post. It makes you appear as less of an “obsessive-compulsive” adhd-like retard. I’ll try to use small words, so as to not confuse you too much.

    Number one – I don’t listen to “shit”, so I highly doubt that I’ve ever listened to your sewage before, you clown. Let me guess…you’re a janitor and you’ve emptied the trash in a studio where the aforementioned musicians recorded the music that I listen to?

    Number two – Asshats who brag about their musical conquests online usually blow huge portions of ass. Anyone with a single brain cell realizes that REAL musicians with any credibility let their talent do the talking. Believe me, I’ve run into too many dorks who go on about how great they are, and they aren’t…

    Number three – Who the fuck said that I defended my guitar playing? I merely stated that you don’t know me, nor my abilities. You were the vagina who stated that I sucked. Learn how to read, idiot.

    Number four – Typical stick up the ass GOP thinking…anyone who disagrees with them is a commie. Go fight in Iraq you hypocrite cunt, show me your medal, and then talk up how fucking patriotic you are you flag waving fuckhead. A bumper sticker on your SUV and blind faith in a complete retard of a president doesn’t make you any better than me.

    Number five – I’m more than certain that you aren’t even married, nor have kids. You sound too immature, bragging at every turn about your apparent wealth and “hot” wife. Anyone in that supposed situation sure as hell wouldn’t waste his time in here arguing with us. I for one would be paying attention to my hot wife. I’m pretty sure that you’re some faggot 30 year old who lives in mommies basement, probably so fat that she has to hose you down and scrub you with a broom in lieu of a standard bath.

    Number six – You can go back to fapping to that Lazytown chick…

    #74 | Comment by The Dude — July 18, 2007 @ 6:21 pm

  75. 74. hahaha

    it’s so obvious that this StrongBad assclown is Skarasta. Everytime that this Skarasta idiot makes up a new user name here he uses two words, and doesn’t separate between the two words:


    real original Skarasta…

    #75 | Comment by big fapper — July 18, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

  76. “Anyone in that supposed situation sure as hell wouldn’t waste his time in here arguing with us. I for one would be paying attention to my hot wife.”


    #76 | Comment by TJ — July 18, 2007 @ 6:38 pm

  77. 1. I stand by my original statement: If you listen to rock, I’ll bet you have at least one CD that I played on in your collection… or on your iPod.

    2.There’s no where to upload songs on here… and since I want to remain anonymus, I can’t exactly point you in the right direction… but guess what… ALL good musicians are HUGELY egotistical… therefore bragging is a byproduct of the huge ego. If you are a musician and you are not an arroiogant prick, then you aren’t any good. FACT!

    3. Comes down to semantics… Your addressing the issue was defensive in nature.

    4. I love my country UNCONDITIONALLY… I don’t care who is running the country… I loved America when Clinton was running things, I love it now. I LOVE my country… THAT is what makes me better than you.

    5. My circumstances are true, but your basement scenario sounded a bit self loathing… Did you, perhaps, inadvertantly reveal your own circumstances and attribute them to me? The bragging you refer to is pride in my circumstances. I came from nothing and I live a pretty good life. I NEVER said I was rich. In fact, I clearly said “I’m not rich…”

    6. That lazytown chick isn’t that cute. My only pedo-crush is Emma Roberts. I f*cking LOVE Emma Roberts. Hey Justin and AB… POST SOME EMMA PICS!!!

    #77 | Comment by StrongBad — July 18, 2007 @ 6:51 pm

  78. #76… There are 24 hours in a day. I am awake for 18 of them. I have to do something other than fuck my wife.

    “Score!” … Indeed.

    #78 | Comment by StrongBad — July 18, 2007 @ 6:53 pm

  79. CNN hardly pwned MM: From CNN’s response;
    Point 1 = they both agree US is #37.
    Point 2 = We only spend 26 times what Cuba spends to rank two levels above them — not 28 times! Take THAT MM.
    Point 3 = Americans will live 0.7 years longer — not 0.2 years less than Cubans.
    Point 4 = uhh…. CNN pretty much agrees with MM but doesn’t think it’s a big deal that we pay a crap load for health care and don’t really see the benefit.
    Point 5 = CNN is right; hip/knee replacement is pretty important and it would suck to have to wait. It would suck more to never have it as a choice which is the case for a large number of people in the US. Compare that to the other countries referenced. It would also help if a number of people needing it here weren’t fat fucks which leads to early degeneration of the joints.
    Point 6 = Anyone that stupid doesn’t know how to use the internet. FACT: I have some dumB (with a capital ‘B’) relatives that don’t know how the internet works (or use it) and they STILL know they would pay for ‘free’ healthcare with taxes. But what’s going to be more efficient? Thousands of plans from hundreds of companies trying to make a profit? Or a few plans paid for by mostly by taxes? If you have a job and health insurance, you are already paying more than you would if we had the ‘so-called free health care.’ Fact. Add up your premiums, what your employer kicks in AND the payroll taxes you already pay.
    Point 7 = Finally! One for CNN!
    Point 8 = Gupta is right, but what CNN said is still libelous: he didn’t fudge ‘facts’.
    Point 9 = Re-hash of previous point. Yes! Using numbers from the same report would be better, but whether it’s 26 times or 28 times WHO F’ING CARES? That’s like being shot dead by 26 bullets versus 28 bullets. Dead is dead.
    Point 10 = they agree.
    Point 11 = CNN tries to justify a lack of full disclosure. And loses. Fact.

    I’d say CNN pwned themselves.

    Oh, and next time you think the government should stay out of health care and why, try to make the same arguments for police, fire, the CDC, FDA, etc., etc., etc. The argument doesn’t work. There was a time when the only people that got their fires put out were people who were covered by insurance companies. The uninsured? They burned down. Sometimes there was collateral damage.

    #79 | Comment by Quidam — July 18, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

  80. >>77

    mate, no one really believes your bloody big mouth so you can quit acting all high and mighty. if your assbackwards political beliefs and hate mongering opinions toward anyone who isn’t *you* didn’t turn people off, then the shite that you’re spouting about the “real you” certainly will. the things that losers go through to make themselves appear so important online….

    anyone can lie and make themselves more lofty and important than they really are. it’s just odd that you bloated americans do such a better job of it! no offense “the dude”. 😉

    you wish to remain anonymous? how convenient! i mean the anonymous nature of these types of forums make it so simple to make yourself into whatever you want to be. why stop at 3 kids?

    your immature crack about emma roberts proves that you’re a bloody liar.

    #80 | Comment by big fapper — July 18, 2007 @ 9:58 pm

  81. 77.

    You hit the nail on the head big fapper! What an utter pile of shit this SmellsLikeAss guy writes each time out. Like (# 80) said, it’s amazingly simple to blow smoke up peoples asses online. I agree with fapper, how convenient that you can’t prove any of the bullshit lies because you wish to remain “anonymus”. Keep up the good work with this alternate life of yours though, as it’s really entertaining

    You’re such a pathetic liar it’s almost funny! And I’ll say it a 3rd time, in bold font, you mentally retarded fuck, I listen to good music, so I doubt that I’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing you make a joke out of your guitar, CD or iPod. Plus, any “famous” guitarist wouldn’t be posting at dontlinkthis cunt-boy. And even if they did, they wouldn’t spend their days arguing like a chanfag. Get real. You fail.

    Yes, I do live in my parents basement, but I’m not a fat piece of shit like you are. I’m only 16 so I believe that I actually have an excuse. What’s yours liar fag? I’m also actually in pretty good shape. I play Legion baseball, I don’t sit on my ass fighting with kids like you do. Why should I be ashamed of my “scenario”?

    You need to get out more, dumbfuck, or at least pull your head out of your ass for more than 2 seconds. All good musicians have huge egos??? You obviously are mistaking pride for ego… You gotta be a metal guitarist. One of those idiots still living in the 80’s. Only a metal guitarist would come across as ignorant as you. They’re the biggest douchebags in the music world. There’s a whole hell of alot of musicians out there, who aren’t arrogant (not “arroiogant” you inbred fuck) pricks, and they’re all more talented than you. But I can bet that you don’t even play guitar, you fucking loser.

    Blind pride in your country doesn’t make you better than anyone, you assclown. It makes you simple and stupid. Lemmings usually die after jumping off of that cliff you know…

    Leave Emma Roberts to guys her own age, you child molesting cocksucker.

    Quick! Someone get the elephant tranquilizer! SmellsBad is on the rampage!

    #81 | Comment by The Dude — July 18, 2007 @ 10:51 pm

  82. “You gotta be a metal guitarist. One of those idiots still living in the 80’s. Only a metal guitarist would come across as ignorant as you. They’re the biggest douchebags in the music world.”

    You nailed me there… I am indeed a metal guitarist. That is soooo fucking funny that you called that one. Kudos to you. Honestly, you got me there… but I did nail you on the basement thing.

    On the other “liar” issues… I never said I was famous… check my posts. I clearly said I wasn’t famous… but I have played on assloads of CDs as a studio musician on metal stuff in the 80’s, grunge and alternative in the 90’s, nu metal in the early part of the 00’s, and I’ve toured with a ton of bands as a back-up guitarist. These days I have a gig touring with the backup band of a well known singer… the tour is on hold for the moment.

    You know… successful people surf the fucking internet too. It’s not just a tool for … uh… tools. Of course I don’t expect anyone to believe me. I would actually be disappointed if anyone did… but do keep in mind that BEFORE the bragging began, I brought up the fact that I was a professional musician to make a point about health care… It wasn’t originally brought up for the purposes of bragging.

    As for Emma Roberts… heh heh… we all have our vices.

    #82 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 12:50 am

  83. big fapper… you sound british… didn’t we kick the shit out of you in 1776? You want some more? America RULES!!!

    #83 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 12:54 am

  84. ooooh that was such a zinger. you really got me there (not!)

    typical american response when you have nothing sensible to add. thankfully most americans aren’t as neanderthal as you – well at least the democrats.

    good luck fighting your little war in iraq alone when we pull our troups out, you silly twat.

    you’re still full of shit you glory seeker.

    #84 | Comment by big fapper — July 19, 2007 @ 3:09 am

  85. unforunately most of the brits are exactly like you… GAY!

    You know… if you dumb shits would just ignore me, I might actually go away… but every time you respond to me.. it feeds me.

    Republicans RULE!!!

    #85 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 4:16 am

  86. well be the man for a change you thick cunt, and just leave. no one likes you. you’re actually the dumb shit.

    i really can’t believe that you’re any older than the rest of us, honestly. if you are actually some washed up musician from the 80’s, you really are an immature ponce. sad, really – is this what all americans look forward to as they enter their golden years? childish behavior? the dude, you really need to leave that disastrous country of yours.

    strongbad, you speak of “gay”, and “fags” so much, i’m assuming that you harbour homosexual tendancies?

    #86 | Comment by big fapper — July 19, 2007 @ 7:33 am

  87. “disastrous country?”

    “homosexual tendancies?”

    How about I fuck you in the ass and make you sing “America the Beautiful?”

    And though my origins come from the 80’s… Since I have worked steady since then, I hardly think “washed up” would describe me.

    “immature ponce?” I don’t know what a “ponce” is… but okay… I’ll admit it… but with my job, I never had to grow up. Being a musician is hardly a corporate job.

    Finally… I’ll go away when you idiots stop responding to me.

    #87 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

  88. my, aren’t you the insistent whinger Miss StrongBad?

    how quaint, the neanderthal american know how to copy/paste and add quotation marks. there still is hope for your pathetic country.

    no thanks on the arse fucking mate, but that statement pretty much proves my point about your latent tendancies.

    no i’m sure that you’re a balding, fat, washed up fool. you probably still attempt to pull your ridiculous looking spandex trousers over your flabby stomach and bulbous arse. nice try dumbo.

    admit it poncey, even if you actually have a wife, as you claim, she’s fat and ugly, just like you. i scarcely believe that anything “hot” would ever want to co-exist with an immature asshole as you.

    i change my mind. you can stay as long as you want, and i will continue to reply. others may also be entertained by an elderly twat attempting a flamewar with a 15 year old lad. cheers.

    #88 | Comment by big fapper — July 19, 2007 @ 2:57 pm

  89. whinger – What kind of gay british word is that?

    pathetic country – We are the most powerful country in the world.

    balding – nope

    fat – maybe a little thick, but not flabby

    washed up – working in the industry non-stop for about 20 years

    fool – sure

    spandex trousers – nope… not even in the 80’s

    flabby stomach – no flab

    bulbous arse – We say ASS here… “arse” is so fucking gay

    dumbo – Is that an insult?

    poncey – What the hell does that mean?

    she’s fat and ugly – That’s not necessary. She didn’t do anything to you.

    immature asshole – I admit that freely

    elderly – Is 38 elderly?

    #89 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

  90. Strongbad – poncey, fat, balding whinger with a horse-faced lard arsed wife.

    #90 | Comment by big fapper — July 19, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

  91. big fapper – gay, british, dicksucker, who wishes he was an American… with no girlfriend.

    #91 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

  92. SmellsBad, you’re really 38? And you fight with teenagers online? You’re either a complete immature idiot, or just the same age as us.

    You don’t feel embarrassed at all? Sad….

    #92 | Comment by The Dude — July 19, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

  93. I’m a complete immature idiot. I’ve admitted that freely throughout this post. I don’t feel embarrassed at all. I’m having fun arguing with a bunch of kids. So what?

    #93 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 7:52 pm

  94. Whatever turns you on I guess.

    Skarasta, if I’m a jackass like you at 38, remind me to kill myself.

    #94 | Comment by The Dude — July 19, 2007 @ 8:14 pm

  95. Despite myself, this thread got all kinds of awesome.

    #95 | Comment by d00d — July 19, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

  96. I’m offended that you guys think I’m this Skarasta person. There’s only two names I post as on here… one is “Chris Hansen – Dateline NBC.” The other is “StrongBad.”

    Ask Justin or AB. They will confirm that my IP is not the the same as this Skarasta.

    I think I’m done here… unless the Brit-Fag has anymore anti-American shit to say.

    #96 | Comment by StrongBad — July 19, 2007 @ 11:45 pm

  97. 96. don’t let the door hit your huge arse on the way out you sad, sad fuck.

    ironic really, skarasta whinged about the same thing when another bloke called him out. seems as if this dillusional little faggot likes to play with 3-4 user names at one time. he also went on about asking justin or angel baby to prove his innocence. right! you’re just sad little friendless skarasta.

    and you really are a hypocrite you know. longing for a very young emma roberts, and attempting (rather weakly i might add) to make yourself a child molesting crime fighter like that american fruitcake, chris hansen.. aren’t you the bi-polar cunt?

    and you get me all wrong, mister little dick – i don’t hate all americans, only you and your inbred republican crowd. the dude seems like a right nice chap.

    now go back to bed grandpa and play with your ugly wives vag’, imagining that it’s really dakota fanning laying there, or someone much younger.

    #97 | Comment by big fapper — July 20, 2007 @ 5:31 am

  98. You know what’s sad? I’m just fucking around here… and you seem to be really upset. The only time I got a bit annoyed was on post #63… but that wasn’t because of you. You will, no doubt, respond to this by saying that you aren’t, but anyone reading this thread can surely tell that I’m fucking around and your over there really pissed. Who’s pathetic now?

    The other thing is the way you keep insulting my wife… I think you misunderstood the situation. I’m not offended when you call her names. There’s nothing you could say about her that would offend me at all. When I said, “That’s not necessary. She didn’t do anything to you.” I was just trying to keep things between us. I mean… I’m not sitting over here talking about your mother, am I?

    I mean seriously dude… I’m 38 years old. I’ve lived twice as long as you… Do you really think you could beat me when it comes to trading insults? I could get all uncivilized the way you have, but I prefer to be mature about my immaturity.

    Get a girlfriend and MAYBE you won’t get soooo pissed at some old dude on the internet. You sad, sad little British fag boy.

    FUCK the queen!!!

    #98 | Comment by StrongBad — July 20, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

  99. P.S.

    Is anyone else picturing Harry Potter’s voice when they read big fagger’s posts?

    #99 | Comment by StrongBad — July 20, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

  100. I just can’t get over how lengthy each post is… 😮

    #100 | Comment by Mike — July 20, 2007 @ 6:57 pm

  101. Regardless, SmellsBad… fapper is 15, and you’re 38. All things being relative, how is he looking more pathetic than you? The stubborn immaturity that you possess has warped your view on the obvious.

    Anyone unlucky enough to stumble upon this thread is going to think that you’re both pathetic. Who will they think is more pathetic? I can wager that they’ll choose the 38 year old.

    I mean, you’re around my Dad’s age, and I can never see him behaving as foolishly as you. You should really know better…

    #101 | Comment by The Dude — July 20, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

  102. Dude… I’ll tell you something that no one ever told me when I was your age…

    Enjoy your youth. Look around at every moment and make a memory of all things big and small. Life goes fast. Before you know it, you’ll be 38. Mark my words… if you do happen to remember this insignificant thread on dontlinkthis when you’re 38… you’re gonna see that I was right. It goes toooooo fucking fast.

    The reason I’m so immature is because I just don’t feel my age. Life went by too quick. I swear I was 15 just the other day… now here I am… the same age as your dad. It’s fucking crazy. The worst part is that time actually seems to go faster when you get older.

    I know no one believes it. but I’m a musician for fuck’s sake. I have the dream job. I can be as immature as I want as long as I play well. Most other “grown-ups” had to give up their dreams and get real jobs or go to college. They had to do things that hardened them in mind and spirit. Ask ytour dad. I’ll bet he had dreams when he was a kid. He probably didn’t dream about doing whatever the hell it is he does right now.

    I never had to deal with any of that shit. I never had to give up my dreams or any of the other shit that makes grown-ups act grown up. I spend my work time either writing, recording, or touring. I spend my down time surfing the net, playing ps3 or xbox360 with my little ones. Hell… today I spent about 18 bucks playing dance dance revolution with my son. I’ll bet your dad doesn’t do that either.

    I really don’t give a fuck if anyone thinks I’m pathetic because of some thread that I have been using this week to pass the time. Why would I care what a bunch of kids on a website think? It doesn’t affect my real life? I understand where you are coming from… but dude… I never had to grow up… and I never will.

    Life is coming at you at a million miles per hour. Enjoy it while you can.

    #102 | Comment by StrongBad — July 21, 2007 @ 1:16 am

  103. you think that i’m pathetic “the dude”? that makes me sad.

    oh boo-fucking-hoo 102. the violins are playing non-stop after your pitiful admission. you’re such a daft fool.

    nice – you must have written the handbook for flamewars. always precipitate your insult by saying that the other bloke is going to say something contrary. very good. but alas, i’m not upset at all. i’m having the fucking time of my life pwning your old flabby ass. anyone with half a brain (oh sorry, you don’t qualify?) would realise that i’m just taking the piss.

    i have a girlfriend thank you very much. she’s a nice lass. that’s why i don’t answer you every bloody moment of the day, like you do me. i do have a life. you obviously don’t. and if you want to piss on her, what can i do about it? i’m not going to pout like a spoilt child (as you do).

    harry potter? haha – not quite. but i can’t quite understand why you’re asking that aloud. it’s not like you’ve befriended anyone in here

    oh my, i wonder if childrens services knows about you’re paedophilia, being that you have 3 young children? you’re on list 99 i take it? or at least you should be you naughty child molester. the authorities would be interested that you obsess over emma roberts whilst playing “video games” (is that what paedo’s call it nowadays?) with your wee children. bloody disgusting pig. do the kiddies know that you fap over tweeners?

    #103 | Comment by big fapper — July 21, 2007 @ 4:08 am

  104. pitiful admission? What the hell are you reading? I’ve made no pitiful admission. Just giving some sound advice about life. Being that I am an old guy, I’m more than quaalified to do so.

    And again… you’ve proven my point. You are indeed angry about this. EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!!! I’ve chilled out completely, but you are still attacking me… and that last post wasn’t even directed to you.

    You’re mad. I got to you. I got inside your head. That means I win.


    #104 | Comment by StrongBad — July 21, 2007 @ 4:26 am

  105. prove what point? i’m still attacking you because it’s fun, you silly dipshit! duh! i truly look forward to this thread twice a day to see if you’re brainless enough to reply to my trolling. pathetic ass…

    “chilled out completely”??? you were mad at some point? lmfao! take your pills, prick.

    why would anyone want “sound advice” from a sick child predator anyway?

    and who is this “EVERYONE” you keep going on about? it appears that approx. 3 of us are even reading this childish thread. no one else cares. please stop acting like you’re so important you nasty child molester. it’s sad enough that you believe yourself to be some 38 year old fuck with a family, but to actually presume that anyone else at this site *cares* about this conversation? hahahaha, you’re thick. skarasta, on a “fail” scale of 1-10, you score 10!

    #105 | Comment by big fapper — July 21, 2007 @ 3:54 pm

  106. No need to say it big fapper, allow me…

    #104: I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

    #106 | Comment by d00d — July 21, 2007 @ 9:04 pm

  107. 106 – haha, well said mate. 🙂

    #107 | Comment by big fapper — July 22, 2007 @ 3:56 am

  108. Legendary.

    Libby who? Julianna what?

    #108 | Comment by Mike — July 22, 2007 @ 4:07 am

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