I wish i could read French. Because i loves me some Jessica Biel. She has a spread in the September issue of the French FHM.
How hot was she in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry? DAMN HOT that’s how. Jessica Biel in that catsuit is the stuff win is made of.
balls?
#1 | Comment by austin — August 23, 2007 @ 12:52 am
oh la la.
#2 | Comment by medicatedmonkey — August 23, 2007 @ 12:55 am
“I don’t see it… I mean, she’s kinda hot, but the only thing that makes her worth mentioning is that she’s a celebrity and they can make her up and airbrush her to look better. Without her celebrity status, I would never even take a second look at her.”
#3 | Comment by Ryu — August 23, 2007 @ 1:07 am
#3… tell me you’re joking….
#4 | Comment by thom hondo — August 23, 2007 @ 1:43 am
ugh….you are really whoring out the Beil meat….anyway, i agree with #3. and it goes for alot of celebs, but thats why they’re celebs.
god…i dont want to like her…ugh.
#5 | Comment by Xan — August 23, 2007 @ 2:04 am
that’s hot.
or in the language of the frenchies…
c’est chaude.
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 23, 2007 @ 2:11 am
#3 yeah because in all those paparazzi shots she looks like a goblin.
I remember how totally unhot those pics of her running around on the beach were. Some of the worst photos I’ve seen out of all the internets. They really needed Britney’s Photoshop crew there.
#7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 23, 2007 @ 2:26 am
Well, she certainly has a lot of sex A-BIEL.
…Get it?
…I’ll let myself out.
#8 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — August 23, 2007 @ 2:40 am
^^^^
ROFLMAO
#9 | Comment by Xan — August 23, 2007 @ 2:55 am
I was going to go with fappabiel.
#10 | Comment by El Payo — August 23, 2007 @ 4:46 am
I BIELive I want…
#11 | Comment by Mike — August 23, 2007 @ 4:55 am
BIELieve
#12 | Comment by Mike — August 23, 2007 @ 4:58 am
….and the puns keep coming!
Speaking of coming, I’d feed her some of my man-butter!
#13 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 23, 2007 @ 10:04 am
Who did the scans? Or was that the best the person scanning could get from the magazine? Someone needs to take some editing lessons.
This pics are nice until you get to the disjointed seam in her tits!
How am I supposed to get wood when my fantasy is ruined by Picasso-esqe pics?
Pfffft.
#14 | Comment by Quidam — August 23, 2007 @ 10:21 am
She might not be the hottest, but I damn sure did enjoy seeing her in that cat suit.
#15 | Comment by sodapopinski — August 23, 2007 @ 2:32 pm
Fuckin’ Frogs and their not-speaking-English-ness.
#16 | Comment by Tony — August 23, 2007 @ 5:51 pm
Way too much gayness going on in this post.
She’s hot.
You’d do her.
You’d like it.
Fact.
This is definitely true, no may or may not about it.
Oh, and she’s unBIELievable!
#17 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — August 23, 2007 @ 11:57 pm
Body of a goddess, but the face… …well that’s why God created the doggy style.
#18 | Comment by Kelvin — August 24, 2007 @ 2:57 am
^^^
preach it, brotha!
#19 | Comment by Tony — August 24, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
“Oh, I’m not saying I wouldn’t bang her… but that doesn’t make her hot… I’m pretty lenient about the standards of what I’ll bang, and celebrities usually have to meet most of them just for people to want to watch their movies…”
#20 | Comment by Ryu — August 25, 2007 @ 4:54 am
“Hi, I’m Jessica, did you your husband would chainsaw you in the bathtub just to enter a lottery to fuck me.”
#21 | Comment by mister — August 26, 2007 @ 2:01 pm
#6 … “C’est chaude” is not correct. “C’est chaud” Yes… but it’s mean for exemple the milk is hot or it can be use for something difficult.
You can say “Elle est chaude” or “Elle est bonne” (she’s hot) but it’s very indecent.
I just want to say she’s cute and sexy (elle est mignonne et sexy) 😛
Justin, my english is bad but if i can help you about french, i can try 😛
#22 | Comment by Louis — August 26, 2007 @ 6:46 pm
it’s been far too long since i took french as an undergrad. i used the ‘e’ at the end of chaud because i was trying to do my french impression of Paris commenting on Jessica, so i figured i needed the feminine form of the adjective.
i fail at french.
#23 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 26, 2007 @ 9:45 pm