25 thoughts on “THE MERRILL HOWARD KALIN SHOW

  1. i laughed so hard i poo’ed out of my mouth

    #1 | Comment by medicatedmonkey — August 23, 2007 @ 12:56 am

  2. “To hell I go… hell, I really only laughed because I knew I shouldn’t be…” ^.^

    #2 | Comment by Ryu — August 23, 2007 @ 1:02 am

  3. yes! third!

    #3 | Comment by CuteKnut — August 23, 2007 @ 2:24 am

  4. “Mmm, it’s so good and tasty; it makes my mouth so yummy!”

    What a retard! :p

    #4 | Comment by Mike — August 23, 2007 @ 3:52 am

  5. Seen this awhile back funny as fuck though. But not funny to the person who ate that salad with chicken juice for extra flavor. MMMMM MMMMM!

    #5 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 23, 2007 @ 4:08 am

  6. At 6:17 he sounds like a normal person saying something like “Oh, Jesus Christ, I hate these things.” Is this staged?

    #6 | Comment by Scratch — August 23, 2007 @ 4:09 am

  7. Okay…. i really hope htat this is staged and he’s just as good of an actor as Cuba Gooding Jr. in Radio. Otherwise, shame on me.

    #7 | Comment by Devilsbane99 — August 23, 2007 @ 4:19 am

  8. Oh f&*k it, shame on the person who let him cut the banana!

    #8 | Comment by Devilsbane99 — August 23, 2007 @ 4:23 am

  9. they let him have a knife?

    #9 | Comment by MyDogFap — August 23, 2007 @ 4:26 am

  10. What is this….two years old? Get with the times man!!

    #10 | Comment by slicc — August 23, 2007 @ 7:30 am

  11. And what’s funny is Palatine is one of those Chicago suburbs that borders the more expensive suburbs and some of the neighborhoods are fairly exclusive with million-dollar-plus homes.

    #11 | Comment by Quidam — August 23, 2007 @ 10:29 am

  12. I think he forgot his football helmet.

    #12 | Comment by Hustile — August 23, 2007 @ 11:18 am

  13. Old as the internet…. but still funny.

    #13 | Comment by Holla! — August 23, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

  14. i guess its just me, but i dont find retarded people or the mochery of retarted people funny. meh…

    #14 | Comment by Xan — August 23, 2007 @ 1:41 pm

  15. I live in Palatine.

    True Story.

    #15 | Comment by BabyEater — August 23, 2007 @ 4:39 pm

  16. HA!

    #16 | Comment by Tony — August 23, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

  17. How can you spell retarded right the first time and in the same sentence fuck it up?

    Answer: You must be retarded, Xan. Which is probably why you don’t find laughing at tardlys funny.

    #17 | Comment by eamon — August 23, 2007 @ 9:48 pm

  18. Did he just make that salad on the cutting board the raw chicken was on? How does he still have fingers? Am I more evil for laughing or for thinking he’s so dumb it has to be faked?

    #18 | Comment by johnny5 — August 24, 2007 @ 12:15 am

  19. I know I’m going to hell for this, but i was roflmao…

    #19 | Comment by Kaka — August 24, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  20. no Eamon, ever heard of a typo?

    #20 | Comment by Xan — August 24, 2007 @ 2:17 am

  21. i kept fast forwarding hoping to see blood and a finger on the cutting board.

    #21 | Comment by yawn — August 24, 2007 @ 10:08 am

  22. Remember kids, don’t use a knife for ANYTHING.

    And make sure your parents or brothers are around to watch you cook.

    #22 | Comment by Jonstafa — August 25, 2007 @ 4:00 am

  23. Raw Chicken Salad FTW

    #23 | Comment by mister — August 26, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

  24. I don’t get it.

    #24 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 27, 2007 @ 4:51 am

  25. OH MAN I REMEMBER THIS!!!

    This guy can taste the food with his hands and fingers. It’s amazing and he taught me how to cook chicken. Thank you Mr. Merrill Howard Kalin. MM! MM!

    #25 | Comment by J.J. — August 29, 2007 @ 11:55 pm

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