Hayden Panettiere

The Heroes cast went to Paris to promote the release of Season 1 on DVD. Our barely legal cheerleader took the opportunity in the City of Lights to strut her stuff in a chest-baring gold dress…

Wait…is that what I think it is?

Is there such a thing as side-nipple?

I need a ruling on this one…

26 thoughts on “Hayden Panettiere”

Side nipple is better than no nipple.

p.s. first!

#1 | Comment by Jenesis — August 31, 2007 @ 1:49 am

Will any of the pedos here even be able to get a hard on to Hayden, now that she’s been legal for over a week?? I think they’re all too busy at the Miley post to even make up to this post. 😛

#2 | Comment by council24 — August 31, 2007 @ 2:23 am

Who is that old hag?

#3 | Comment by frankthedolphin — August 31, 2007 @ 3:12 am

AND THE JUDGES SAY: Nipple! It’s there for us to see and we like it. The pedos still love little Hayden, and hopefully she’ll bare some more soon.

Wow – I think this is the highest up on the responses I’ve gotten.

#4 | Comment by Webpager — August 31, 2007 @ 3:45 am

some pedos like a chick who looks young, not just who is young…*cough*

anyway, my verdict is….no nipple, but tape. thats definitely double stick tape. sry people.

pedos are like cars, in the since there are so many differetn kinds. what Make and Model are you?

#5 | Comment by Xan — August 31, 2007 @ 3:52 am

even if it’s a nipple it’s not fap worthy because we can barely tell …

#6 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — August 31, 2007 @ 4:04 am

Mmmm… want to nibble on the Hayden nubblelies!!!!!

#7 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — August 31, 2007 @ 4:40 am

Finest piece of pussy on the planet right now, without question.

Don’t know about the Buck Rogers dress, though.

#8 | Comment by THEO — August 31, 2007 @ 4:45 am

I see grainy nipple

#9 | Comment by ConeBone69 — August 31, 2007 @ 4:46 am

“I’m an asian model, so I don’t burn up gas and I come with all the cool extra shit that you would really rather have… I mean, seriously, how much more often are you going to make use of electronic navigation than a 80-cylinder engine with ‘holy shit that’s fast’ speed capabilities? I’m sorry, what were we talking about?”

“Oh, right, hey the cheerleader is still underaged, so if she does some nude scenes soon, you can make some fun connections in your mind…” ^.^

“Just trying to help out my pedo brothers out there.”

#10 | Comment by Ryu — August 31, 2007 @ 4:48 am

Picture nr. 2? Hmm, that’s a pixel not a nipple!

#11 | Comment by mmmm — August 31, 2007 @ 7:22 am

Of course its not a Nipple, i agree with # 5, wish it was though

#12 | Comment by Charlioso — August 31, 2007 @ 8:33 am

the official verdict is no side-nipple then? (snipple?)

damn.

#13 | Comment by sparkky — August 31, 2007 @ 11:22 am

Definitely double sided tape. Bastard lucky tape.

#14 | Comment by thiessen — August 31, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

Hayden still has one of the better asses in my heart… :O i mean look at it!

#15 | Comment by Ben — August 31, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

Poor girl doesn’t even have side boob. Someone throw some tits on that ho!

#16 | Comment by Tony — August 31, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

Nope – The Judges stand by the ruling – that’s nipple. Look at the coloration, the size of the coloration, the placement. If it was doublesided tape, it would have caused the dress to be closed a little more.

RULING STANDS – that’s nipple.

#17 | Comment by Webpager — August 31, 2007 @ 7:30 pm

Is that dress aluminum foil?

#18 | Comment by Tyler D. — August 31, 2007 @ 9:47 pm

It might be. It might not be.

I picked up Season 1 of Heroes today, and I was wondering… how far does that whole “regenerative” thing Claire does go? In theory, wouldn’t she always be a virgin? I mean, you pop it, and it heals back. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Discuss.

#19 | Comment by Duffman — August 31, 2007 @ 10:33 pm

Man, I look at that dress and I can’t help but think that somewhere a NASA lunar lander is missing its reflective heat shield…

#20 | Comment by nevermindthat — August 31, 2007 @ 11:27 pm

That’s just it; she needs a heat shield because that baby’s got back!

#21 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — September 1, 2007 @ 1:02 am

#21

Baked Potato?

#22 | Comment by Tyler D. — September 1, 2007 @ 2:15 am

Duffman, yeah I have had that conversation with my wife. Was also having it with a friend last night. Only trouble would be if it tried to heal whilst you were still in there. I elect with taking the safe route and plowing her butt. And you can do it as hard and as often as you like, because she heals. Awesome.

#23 | Comment by thiessen — September 1, 2007 @ 7:55 am