It’s been 16 years since Wicked Game, but the girl who made Michael Hutchence horny enough to tie a belt around his neck while fapping for great justice is still lookin damn good.
Hot enough at 38, that GQ tapped her for their October issue.
Whenever my head is like a maze, I turn to the easy things in life, the things that mean the most to me: Sex and cheese.
WTF? o_O
FUN FACTS: Helena is a Christmas baby, and was Miss Denmark at 18.
first?
mmm ive always been partial to a nice danish…
#1 | Comment by Asmerith — September 13, 2007 @ 3:29 am
Wow, it’s amazing what they do with makeup/lighting/photoshop/etc….
#2 | Comment by Kreuk — September 13, 2007 @ 3:54 am
Hot as fucking hell. Nice.
#3 | Comment by Phife — September 13, 2007 @ 4:40 am
throw it back please! DO NOT WANT!
#4 | Comment by Xan — September 13, 2007 @ 8:44 am
Would. Those are looking pretty great for 38.
#5 | Comment by Kewtr — September 13, 2007 @ 9:39 am
most definately would!!!!!!!!!
#6 | Comment by pantera4u — September 13, 2007 @ 12:26 pm
#2-Agree. She looks like she’s 60 in other photos I’ve seen. Too much cheese will do that.
I always think about cheese during sex. Or is it vice versa?
#7 | Comment by Milhouse — September 13, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
hell, yes!
#8 | Comment by devnull — September 13, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
The only cheese I can put with sex is cheese cake……yum!
#9 | Comment by Kreuk — September 13, 2007 @ 8:37 pm
I’d sex up her cheese. For some reason I can’t seem to criticize any potential use of ‘shop or makeup or lighting to ‘enhance’ Ms. Christensen. Oh, yeah, right, maybe because despite all of this, she oozes sensuality. Louise CK said it best when he said, “these 21 y/os go out and get wasted and slut around, but they’re not women, when your tits starts to sag and you’ve pushed a human being through your vagina, then come talk to me.” (much much paraphrasing from me)
Oh, and if you haven’t guessed, DO WANT!
#10 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 13, 2007 @ 10:30 pm
Definately want.
For 38, she is fucking banging.
#11 | Comment by sodapopinski — September 13, 2007 @ 10:42 pm
Man. That’s the single most fuckable 38 year old I think I’ve ever seen. Just last week I saw pics of a 41 year old Cindy Crawford and got wood … now this. Weird.
#12 | Comment by Upchuck — September 14, 2007 @ 12:00 am
Sixteen years? Damn, I’m getting old.
#13 | Comment by tool — September 14, 2007 @ 1:41 am