NATALIE PORTMAN

Caps of her bare ass from the Hotel Chevalier short!

You can download the video here.

And here are some pics from the special screening of the short at the Apple store in SoHo!

Wow! How weird must it feel to watch yourself bare your own ass on screen in front of a whole bunch of other people watching and knowing that they’re ALL looking and probably thinking dirty thoughts about your ass!?

31 thoughts on “NATALIE PORTMAN

  1. first?!

    #1 | Comment by Mikeywikey — September 27, 2007 @ 2:36 am

  2. but still 2nd to fap I’m sure~!

    #2 | Comment by Mikeywikey — September 27, 2007 @ 2:37 am

  3. i imagine there will be much fapping for great justice as a result of this.

    ps. the movie doesn’t work for me. it says my computer is not authorized to play. lose.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 27, 2007 @ 2:46 am

  4. I’m certainly thinking dirty thoughts about her ass right now.

    #4 | Comment by wooly — September 27, 2007 @ 3:30 am

  5. Fuck you. Someone post an mpeg or something.

    Fuck movs and fuck Quicktime for fucking up my computer.

    #5 | Comment by Patch — September 27, 2007 @ 3:45 am

  6. ^^^
    you’re doing it wrong.

    calm down n00b.

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 27, 2007 @ 3:51 am

  7. ja .mov fomat sucks…

    #7 | Comment by dank — September 27, 2007 @ 3:52 am

  8. I had high hopes, but the movie won’t play. Don’t waste time downloading.

    I like Natalie. I think she can be hot. But with all her hair chopped off, she looks like Winona Ryder. Yuck! Nat prolly cut off her hair for this role cuz she didn’t want anyone fapping to her. I think she’s succeeded in keeping the fappage to a bare minimum.

    #8 | Comment by FapTastic — September 27, 2007 @ 4:10 am

  9. ok i replaced the link to the movie with an xvid version.

    it’s not the whole short though, just the parts where natalie is butt naked!

    #9 | Comment by Justin — September 27, 2007 @ 4:16 am

  10. DO NOT WANT.

    lol

    #10 | Comment by Retro — September 27, 2007 @ 5:00 am

  11. i have to say, after watching the video, natalie portman has a suprisingly meaty looking ass!

    love it!

    #11 | Comment by Justin — September 27, 2007 @ 5:02 am

  12. She looks horrible in those photos – they look like passport photos you would get from an Eastern Bloc country. Yikes!

    But that ass…Hubba Hubba.

    #12 | Comment by Smiley — September 27, 2007 @ 6:27 am

  13. That’s not a good looking ass, that’s a bloody perfect looking ass. I want to do the motor boat, liek right now!

    #13 | Comment by BongoClown — September 27, 2007 @ 6:43 am

  14. Oh shit, almost missed the righteous side boob footage. *salutes* ( http://www.pvponline.com/article/3317/mon-may-14 )

    #14 | Comment by BongoClown — September 27, 2007 @ 6:49 am

  15. Thank you Justin.

    Really. Thank you.

    #15 | Comment by dex — September 27, 2007 @ 6:55 am

  16. HOT….!!!!

    Oh yeah! I’d hit it!

    #16 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 27, 2007 @ 8:16 am

  17. Damn that ass is bangin. Now that is an ass you just want to bite.

    #17 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — September 27, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  18. i never used to be much of an ass man, but now, i am!

    #18 | Comment by Justin — September 27, 2007 @ 10:15 am

  19. Would hit at full force in ass mouth and vagina.

    #19 | Comment by Anonymous — September 27, 2007 @ 11:09 am

  20. lol looks like she’s wearing grandma panties.

    #20 | Comment by skarasta — September 27, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

  21. If anyone could make granny panties look hot it’s Natalie Portman. Though, she could be wearing a burka and still be hot.

    #21 | Comment by BongoClown — September 27, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

  22. What a ripoff! We were promised tits!

    #22 | Comment by Tony — September 27, 2007 @ 5:59 pm

  23. thank god its free on itunes the movie with natalies ass in it

    #23 | Comment by KB Fan — September 27, 2007 @ 11:18 pm

  24. There should be a mitzvah about sharing Natalie Portman’s ass to bring world peace. For. Great. Justice. Fap on, motherfappers.

    #24 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 28, 2007 @ 1:56 am

  25. she’s awesome

    #25 | Comment by JonKing — September 28, 2007 @ 2:53 am

  26. you know what that means…..that guy who pulled her underwear down saw her pussy!

    #26 | Comment by john — September 28, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

  27. @john..he could probably smell it more than he actually saw it.
    anybody notice that the credit roll soon after that scene?
    That is probably the highlight of the whole film.

    #27 | Comment by George — September 28, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

  28. She did a full frontal nude scene in one of her last movies, but the director cut it out.

    I sent a letter telling him to prepare to meet the grim reaper.

    #28 | Comment by d00d — September 29, 2007 @ 11:01 am

  29. I’d like to meat her meaty ass.

    #29 | Comment by efilflah — September 29, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

  30. Is it just me, or does she look…not as hot as usual…in the pictures here? I don’t know if it’s the hair, or what. Her face looks the same to me, but somehow, in those pictures, she just doesn’t look as hot as normal.

    #30 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 30, 2007 @ 8:23 am

  31. Video’s down. :'( Re-up anyone?

    #31 | Comment by E — October 3, 2007 @ 12:07 am

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