Someone in the forums reminded me about this interesting movie coming in February…
A commenter on IMDB mentioned “close-ups of freshly severed penises” and wondered why this didn’t earn the movie an NC-17 rating in the US. Frankly, I don’t see what the big deal is.
Legends and stories surrounding the vaginus dentata or “toothed vagina” have been around for centuries in cultures all over the world. In the Middle Ages, some Christians believed that witches could grow fangs in their vaginas. Although very rare, there may be a medical origin to this myth; dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layer of embryonic skin cells, and these cells are able to mature into bone, hair or even teeth.
South African inventor Sonette Ehlers has even invented an anti-rape device that kinda has teeth. She describes the tampon-shaped device this way:
Hollow inside and the inner wall of it is lined, and there we have got all our technology and little hooks which, upon forced penetration, will attach to the skin of the perpetrator and only a medical doctor can remove it. He’ll have to turn himself in, so he’s marked for immediate identification.
Strangely, this other poster almost makes it look like a comedy of some sort…
NOM NOM NOM
Comedy / Horror, instant fail. Gotta see it tho’
#1 | Comment by padda — December 5, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
there are a few comedy horrors that are good though…Slither, Army of Darkness. i know there are some more somewhere, though they are lost on me at the moment.
it is a must see though, no doubt about it.
#2 | Comment by MrShadow — December 5, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
^^^
Eight Legged Freaks?
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 5, 2007 @ 3:50 pm
Eight Legged Freaks was pretty good, yes. This one? Not so sure, but anything that gives attention to the many risks we men and our penises are exposed to is alright by me.
#4 | Comment by Kewtr — December 5, 2007 @ 5:10 pm
Why I am not surprised that you would find this interesting AB? lol
It should also be known that many women are able to strengthen their kegel muscles enough to inflict pain on the man inside her. In a study performed by Porn Director Seymore Butts, he had one girl demonstrate her skill by actually breaking a vibrator while it was inside!
I’m sure the video is on youporn.com someplace!
#5 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 5, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
has everyone seen this jiggle?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/Metallifreak101/HaydenBioAass1.gif
#6 | Comment by d00d — December 5, 2007 @ 6:23 pm
I guess pussy does have a face… and teeth 🙁
#7 | Comment by Tony — December 5, 2007 @ 7:49 pm
#6 – yep, we saw it late last summer.
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 5, 2007 @ 8:24 pm
WHAT THE FUCK
#9 | Comment by Justin — December 5, 2007 @ 11:40 pm
Vagina Dentata? I always thought it was a fish based pasta dish.
#10 | Comment by Smiley — December 6, 2007 @ 1:07 am
well there is always anal sex!!! lol
#11 | Comment by Doh — December 6, 2007 @ 1:07 am
Another good horror/comedy is Idle Hands with Seth Green and a hot young Jessica Alba.
#12 | Comment by Topher — December 6, 2007 @ 1:16 am
An artsy movie, “close-ups of freshly severed penises”, and “dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layer of embryonic skin cells, and these cells are able to mature into bone, hair or even teeth.”
What’s wrong with you? I can’t fap to this. I can’t fap to this at all.
#13 | Comment by evil monkey — December 6, 2007 @ 2:53 am
Oh and keigels can hurt sometimes, especially if she does it when you’re finishing up. But most of the time they are just plain fun.
#14 | Comment by evil monkey — December 6, 2007 @ 2:54 am
#13 – lolz pwnt.
#15 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 6, 2007 @ 3:07 am
…ow.
#16 | Comment by chode — December 6, 2007 @ 3:38 am
…Just like every day has it’s dawn.
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.
#17 | Comment by dex — December 6, 2007 @ 4:27 am
^^^
…Just like every day has it’s dawn.
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.
Every rose has a bloodied dong…
#18 | Comment by Smiley — December 6, 2007 @ 6:06 am
Anal Sex Has its’ advantages….
#19 | Comment by Pokeher — December 6, 2007 @ 12:06 pm
Someone in the forums reminded me about this interesting movie coming in February…
yay I’m famous (sort of). Been trying to get an email sent to justin posted on the front page for awhile now but can never get hold of anything descent in time. This comes pretty close though thanks :-D.
One day I will get there one day. Fuck I’m so sad
#20 | Comment by psyper — December 6, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
I saw this in the Leeds (UK) film festival in October. It’s actually quite good, and not shy of really showing the effects of a toothy vag. Classic scenes involving a gynaecologist, as you might imagine.
#21 | Comment by Ian — December 6, 2007 @ 6:17 pm
They should change the name of the movie to “Toothy Vag”
#22 | Comment by Dongz — December 6, 2007 @ 6:37 pm
I don’t see why this is so scary.
You run the risk of losing penis every time your pissed off girlfriend/wife/cell mate gives you a blow job. That’s one time when you really don’t want them to swallow.
And just like this movie, you don’t know if it will happen. They could be pissed off about anything that you said or did from days or weeks ago! Like not buying the right type of milk or forgetting to say “bless you” when they sneeze.
Sex is risky enough already, who needs toothy vag?
#23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 6, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
#21 – So, does the Cooter actually detach from between the legs run around with little tiny legs & attack men(a la the little baby Alien in those Alien movies) or do they jump out and envelope the entire face like a flattened badger(similar to the face hugger in those Alien movies again)?
I am very intrigued by this movie and would like to subscribe to their newsletter…
#24 | Comment by Smiley — December 6, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
old news.
more chabert.
#25 | Comment by nmae — December 7, 2007 @ 3:58 am
Hasn’t every student seen I Spit On Your Grave by now? Cinematic castration has been done already.
Also, in terms of a blowjob, it would require a mighty strong bite, and then a lot of tearing, for a human mouth to fully detach an erect penis from a body.
#26 | Comment by matt — December 7, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
^^^
and how does that make penis removal by bow job any less worse?
Fact: toothy vag doesn’t exist.
Fact: the possibility of someone wanting to remove your wang with their teeth while sucking it does.
Even if it’s just biting off the tip or a good chew. Do not want!
#27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 7, 2007 @ 6:31 pm
Speaking of severed… um yeah. Anyways here’s a pretty funny YouTube clip from Juno with Ellen Page:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6faS7jrebU
(To stress, it is not hawt, merely funny.)
#28 | Comment by nevermindthat — December 7, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
I remember FUBAR and this is not it . Where did it go?
#29 | Comment by BD — December 8, 2007 @ 6:36 am
#25 seconded.
Fetch some rufus Chabert.
#30 | Comment by Guy Perkins — December 8, 2007 @ 7:05 am
#25 and 29 seconded. Vagina teeth are not in the constitution of FUBAR.
#31 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — December 8, 2007 @ 7:22 pm
lol, oh man, that’s terrible to here, *holding on to privates* that 2nd poster is like a trap for men. They see it, think there gonna see some great action, then CHOMPPP someones d*** is gone, lol
#32 | Comment by Jon — December 9, 2007 @ 7:07 am
This movie will be fappable, I guarantee. Just close your eyes during the nasty parts.
#33 | Comment by matt — December 9, 2007 @ 10:25 am
#31 – would it help if i mentioned that the main character in this movie has a topless scene?
>_>
#34 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 10, 2007 @ 12:38 am
Enough of this bullshit. When are we going to see some fappable Amanda Bynes pics?
#35 | Comment by Milhouse — December 10, 2007 @ 4:57 am
This was featured in the brand new Playboy that shipped this past weekend. Here is an image capture of the blip they mentioned it in.
#36 | Comment by DaDigga — December 10, 2007 @ 7:33 am
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff174/scootyscoots/PlayboyTeeth.jpg
#37 | Comment by DaDigga — December 10, 2007 @ 7:34 am
So, I think 6 days of Vagina teeth is probably enough… right?
#38 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — December 10, 2007 @ 7:52 am
#38 – hell yes.
#39 | Comment by Pokeher — December 10, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
Heeeelllllllloooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuoooooooooooo!?
A fuckin’ update please?
#40 | Comment by Tony — December 10, 2007 @ 7:27 pm
I`m pretty sure “Fergie” has one of those…!!!
#41 | Comment by Josh — December 12, 2007 @ 2:24 am
On video today
#42 | Comment by Tony — May 6, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
I just saw the movie, its actually quite a good and fun movie
(and yeah it has a nice topless scene)
#43 | Comment by ComicFan — June 16, 2008 @ 1:45 pm