t.A.T.u.

Well, it would appear from the pics in the January 2008 issue of Russian Maxim that there is definitive proof Yulia and Lena are most definitely not lesbian lovers…though I’m fairly sure this was established already. Boo.

Unless of course we’re looking at the result of turkey baster insemination or the divine intervention of the Lord God Almighty (or maybe Lucifer), but somehow I think those possibilities are unlikely.

Anyhoo, Yulia had her baby boy on December 27. It was her second child, with a second daddy. She had a daughter back in 2004.

Russian music producer Ivan Shapovalov gave a fabulous quote in 2003 during an interview about his founding of the girl-group…

I saw that most people look up pornography on the Internet and of those, most are looking for underage sex. I saw their needs weren’t fulfilled. Later, it turned out, I was right. This is the same as my own desires. I prefer underage girls.

A possible fubar lurker? o_o

25 thoughts on “t.A.T.u.”

yeah, i saw this shit. oh well.

#1 | Comment by Xan — December 29, 2007 @ 3:49 am

i can’t even begin to explain to everyone how incredibly like wtf this is. I mean COME ON once you start having kids don’t you think it’s time to stop posing as a lesbian on magazine cover? when i look at this it almost slaps me in the face and says to me: “ya dumbass……”

#2 | Comment by cornic — December 29, 2007 @ 4:56 am

okay and even worse what is the other chick doing that isn’t pregnant??? does anyone think they both were taking this pictures and thought “hey this is a REALLY cool idea”. anyways good post sure made me laugh.

#3 | Comment by cornic — December 29, 2007 @ 4:58 am

Damn Cyrillic alphabet.

#4 | Comment by Milhouse — December 29, 2007 @ 4:59 am

The unpregnant one has a rather spectacular rack.

#5 | Comment by Jenesis — December 29, 2007 @ 5:15 am

^^^ Agreed.

I wouldn’t mind knocking her up.

#6 | Comment by Milhouse — December 29, 2007 @ 6:00 am

Methinks they got a little butter on their face…

#7 | Comment by Mike — December 29, 2007 @ 7:19 am

I think they misspelled FATTY on the cover.

Seriously, who the fuck wants to look at some chick who used to be hot being all stretched out with a fat belly? Hallie Berry? From the tits up only please, Demi Moore? Well I don’t want to see any of that. Tatu chick #2(?) uhhh PASS!

#8 | Comment by Miku — December 29, 2007 @ 11:39 am

Lesbian?!? Bi?!? Who cares!
They’re both cute
but Lena is still the hotter of the pair, superb tits 😛

#9 | Comment by Mat — December 29, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

i would so do that pregnant chick

#10 | Comment by mickolodeon — December 29, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

I’m the one who knocked that bitch up.

#11 | Comment by Man of the Year Vladimir Putin — December 29, 2007 @ 7:59 pm

Booo!!!
WTF?!!

Fucking RUINED!!!
I mean, I knew they weren’t really lesbians, and I know that there’s no chance in hell I would’ve ever had the chance to hook up with either of them, but I DID think they were hot. Emphasis on “DID.” Not after this bullshit got burned into my brain. This just totally ruined them for me. Pregnant chicks never look good anyway, and to see a formerly hot chick posing and trying to be sexy with a huge distended fucking pregnancy belly is just goddamn gross! That just pisses me off. I was happier NOT knowing that she’s a fucking skank with kids from two different fathers. In this case, ignorance is bliss.

These pics = FTL.

…I always like the red head better anyway, but they worked best as a duo. ‘Till they had to go and ruin that shit with these pictures.

#12 | Comment by Pyronuc — December 29, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

yeah ! great pics… !

#13 | Comment by loriarias — December 29, 2007 @ 9:49 pm

ah, Tatu. It was fun while it lasted (and by that I mean it lasted until, what, 2003?). I still have about 2000 pics of them I leeched from some “taty-pics.something” site forever ago. Good times. Plus they actually made some decent pop music. Download their album “The Best” if you get the chance.

#14 | Comment by zomg — December 29, 2007 @ 10:07 pm

2,8: age a little more. Pregs are beautiful, especially when it’s yours.

4: Cyrllic is actually pretty easy. If you can figure out the sounds, you might read parts of it without knowing any Russian. A lot of modern words *sound* like English, even if they *look* like a dyslexic made them up.

#15 | Comment by Metacarpal — December 29, 2007 @ 10:48 pm

Pop music is a fraud

But who really thought they were really Bi ?

Cheers to Russia where chics dig dudes 😉

They had no chemistry , the Brunette carried the group like it was a solo act ,some of their manufactured tunes were well above average. So a guilty pleasure as zoom about town in your Lada Riva 😉

The brunette is still cute , Preggers or not ,RESPECT

#16 | Comment by jon — December 30, 2007 @ 3:58 am