Okay…I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it anymore. I’m ready to tell the world!
Her name is Miranda and she’s a Vicky’s Secret Angel. She’s from Down Under and she’s absolutely frickin’ adorable. I’m serious, this girl reminds me of a month-old puppy that you just wanna cuddle with in bed all day.
Some of you may know her from her limericky VS commercials, where she uses that sweet Aussie accent to help peddle pretty push-up bras. Everytime I hear her talking I just melt, I don’t even mind that she rhymes ‘air’ with ‘air’.
SO. CUTE.
Even though she was born and raised in Australia, Miranda’s background is described as Japanese, Siberian, Turkish, Filipino and Indian. Wowsers.
This angel is 22 years old, stands 5’9″ and is 34-24-34. No matter how you do the math, it all equals YUMB. ^_^
FIRST!!!!
she IS sexy, she can almost compete with my Adriana Lima……
#1 | Comment by QWERTY — January 6, 2008 @ 2:48 am
“…Japanese, Siberian, Turkish, Filipino and Indian. ”
Holy shittoaa! She’s everything! Fappin’ beautiful.
#2 | Comment by Kaka — January 6, 2008 @ 2:49 am
Angelbaby=yumb!!
#3 | Comment by Alias — January 6, 2008 @ 3:09 am
#1 – she can compete with Adriana Lima, because, chances are, Miranda actually will have sex (just not with any of us).
#4 | Comment by rich — January 6, 2008 @ 3:13 am
DAMN! She’s perfect.
#5 | Comment by Jezder — January 6, 2008 @ 3:22 am
Its strange, because the main reason why she can compete with Adriana Lima is because she resembles her in a way.
Kerr cute, but could eat something.
#6 | Comment by angela — January 6, 2008 @ 3:39 am
wow, this post blindsided me. in a good way though. where would this site be without AB?
#7 | Comment by Xan — January 6, 2008 @ 3:44 am
#6 – i’ve got something she can eat.
>_>
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 6, 2008 @ 3:49 am
Cute, yumb, sexy, adorable, etc., sure.
I can’t forgive rhyming ‘air’ with ‘air’. It is like nails on a chalkboard or something, a word can not be used to rhyme with the same word. It is intolerable. I have to close my ears when listening to the Piano Man — “…Bad news on the doorstep; I can’t take one more step….” — It drives me insane! Insane I say.
Anywho, she is good looking, indeed. But, she is wearing to many clothes.
#9 | Comment by Paragon — January 6, 2008 @ 4:37 am
^^^
i’m not sure, but it might just be something the ad writers are doing on purpose, because in the first commercial they rhyme ‘wings’ with ‘wings’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpfQWj92Dmc
*shrug*
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 6, 2008 @ 4:40 am
Hot? Yeah, of course. However…
Hopefully not true but a few gossip sites are saying she’s dating that fat greaseball Brandon Davis.
Plenty of hot girls in the world. This one gets knocked down a couple notches for bein a gold digger… of that slob.
#11 | Comment by BobBobson — January 6, 2008 @ 4:58 am
^^^
last i heard she was linked with Orlando Bloom, though that may have been just a rumor.
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 6, 2008 @ 5:06 am
Hold up let me pick up my tongue off the floor!!! Thanks for the introduction AngB!! Now I know to wait and look for the VS catalog in the mail HAHAHAHA YUM!!!
#13 | Comment by D3fyance — January 6, 2008 @ 6:29 am
Orlando Bloom? No worries, AB…everyone figures that he plays for the other team.
Is this what Shelby Young will look like in 5-6 years? Who needed Lazytown anyway…
#14 | Comment by JRC — January 6, 2008 @ 8:11 am
she ranks right up there with alba to me… meaning, DO NOT WANT. bleh.
curious to hear justins take on this pillar of mediocrity.
ive fucked plenty of skinny chicks that though they didnt have the accent, more than made up for it in the sack and with a face that wasnt 65% dimple.
#15 | Comment by MrShadow — January 6, 2008 @ 10:11 am
In some of the pics she has a resemblance to Christina Model, sans the saggy tits.
#16 | Comment by mrespman — January 6, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
#9 —- I don’t think that’s the Piano Man…
#17 | Comment by Ted — January 6, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
wow on the shelby young reference. she’s whats this sites all about.
#18 | Comment by Xan — January 6, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
DAMN, I love them aussies!
#19 | Comment by gabe007 — January 6, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
this girl is way more attractive than jessica alba, alba is like a sexpot but this girl actually has natural beauty
#20 | Comment by cornic — January 6, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
#17 – correct. It’s American Pie, I think.
Also, this Kerr girl is hot.
#21 | Comment by Nobody — January 6, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
#17 – it is American Pie. I’m sorry, I was half asleep.
#10 – ‘Wings’ was rhymed with ‘strings’ which was then rhymed with ‘wings’ — that isn’t great, but it is forgivable. But the writers need to look away from the girls for just a minute, and pick up a rhyming dictionary.
#22 | Comment by Paragon — January 6, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
oh yeah she’s smokin. i bet she whimpers like a kitten when she’s wrapped around a pole
#23 | Comment by diddleysquat — January 6, 2008 @ 8:56 pm
holy shit….hella cute
#24 | Comment by duffmuff — January 6, 2008 @ 9:15 pm
#22 – I think the wings-strings-wings is forgivable because she kind of breaks the poem off into prose.
I’ve always dug this girl though.
#25 | Comment by sodapopinski — January 6, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
I’d do her…she is the second woman to ever make my list after Torrie Wilson.
#26 | Comment by lisa — January 6, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
she’s pretty photogenic and overall well put together. a little off, though, mainly in the nose. also, were they specifically looking for an adriana lima look-alike?
#27 | Comment by Justin L — January 6, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
>> that you just wanna cuddle with in bed all day.
If I had this chick in bed all day, well, I guess after we were both spent, there could be cuddling, but it would hardly be on the top of the to-do list.
#28 | Comment by flyboy — January 7, 2008 @ 2:35 am
“YUMB”
The B is for BONITIS.
#29 | Comment by Kewtr — January 7, 2008 @ 2:52 am
What about Gemma Ward, AB?
<<<<imagining AB with Gemma and Miranda
#30 | Comment by GageFX — January 7, 2008 @ 4:55 am
Yep, she’s smokin’ . EXCEPT she has no hips. Damn I’m sick of really hot women with men’s hips.
Sigh.
#31 | Comment by patchiedoodle — January 7, 2008 @ 5:31 am
I’m so glad you posted about her. I remember seeing this commercial a month or so ago and being blown away. Good to see more of her 🙂
#32 | Comment by Kito — January 7, 2008 @ 6:02 am
#8:
“#6 – i’ve got something she can eat.
>_>
*shivers* HAWT
#33 | Comment by MIK — January 7, 2008 @ 9:01 am
wait let me get this straight? AB is into women, and has great taste too? (or is that tasts great?)
Hawt + Yumb = Huwmb!
#34 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 7, 2008 @ 10:08 am
paragon — “more step” and “door step” is a compound rhyme. not only is it not a bad rhyme, it’s actually quite a good one.
#35 | Comment by FredMertz — January 7, 2008 @ 10:53 am
#16 – if she even vaguely resembles ChristinaModel then Justin should be all over it. wait…she doesn’t have huge boobs and isn’t a MILF…strike that.
#34 – who WOULDN’T be into girls like Miranda?
#36 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 7, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
Well then, check this out.
http://www.stage6.com/Alessandra-Ambrosio/video/1786908/A-Day-With-Miranda
Can’t help but feel shallowness flowing through her, but hey, as long as she does her job, I’m not complaining.
#37 | Comment by Deevian — January 7, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
AngelBaby, you never disappoint with your posts. Good job!
#38 | Comment by Hellfyre — January 7, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
Would this topless picture of Miranda Kerr interest anyone?
http://img162.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=41352_miranda_kerr_richard_bailey_123_932lo.jpg
#39 | Comment by reinholdmesner — January 7, 2008 @ 5:35 pm
#39 – are you the only one here that reads the posts but doesnt look at the pictures?
#40 | Comment by GageFX — January 7, 2008 @ 5:57 pm
Apparently so 🙁 My bad
#41 | Comment by reinholdmesner — January 7, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
#35 — ‘More’ and ‘door’ is fine, he should have stopped there; even despite that it wouldn’t too much sense. My problem is ‘step’ and ‘step,’ it pisses me off!
Anywho, this girl is still cute.
#42 | Comment by Paragon — January 7, 2008 @ 7:55 pm
I’m sorry, that should be:
#35 — ‘More’ and ‘door’ is fine, he should have stopped there; even despite that it wouldn’t have made too much sense. My problem is ‘step’ and ‘step,’ it pisses me off!
Anywho, this girl is still cute.
#43 | Comment by Paragon — January 7, 2008 @ 7:59 pm
Angelbaby! –Can I put you in my will? This girl has smaller boobs than me(a slight exgerration) but she could have zero boobs for all I care. A face that just makes me melt and want to throw money at her just to smile!!@ She is the real deal with a capital dimple! Please I beg you mor of her..Like foever?
You are an angel!
#44 | Comment by Jim Elliott — January 7, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
Angel Baby-You have opened my eyes! i have 240 girlfriends on facebook,But this woman’s faace is perfection. And I am a guy who loves breqasts! With her -who cares? Sometimes aface takes you another place-iof you know what I mean. the idiots on her e are abviously all in a frat house some place .Thanks for the heads up on her.(could we pool our cash and pretend to be photographers?) I have 2-3 k easy! Talk to me Angel!
#45 | Comment by Jim Elliott — January 7, 2008 @ 9:28 pm
Plus I can’t spell or type worth a crap! hahaha
Wow, that was extremely scary-even to me ! Apologies to everyone. Time for bed obviously! haha
#46 | Comment by Jim Elliott — January 7, 2008 @ 9:30 pm
I have over 50,000 girlfriends on the facebooks!
#47 | Comment by Justin L — January 7, 2008 @ 10:11 pm
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm!
#48 | Comment by Tony — January 7, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
Internet stalkage at its finest, folks…
#49 | Comment by Hellfyre — January 7, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
AB-
Can you do one of these posts except full of REALLY good Alessandra Ambrosio pictures?
#50 | Comment by sodapopinski — January 7, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
Is it a bad thing to see her naked, hear her talk, and still not be turned on in the least?
#51 | Comment by thefilthelement — January 8, 2008 @ 12:38 am
^^^
not if you are a gay man.
#52 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 8, 2008 @ 12:54 am
You’re right, her looking like a 12 y/o boy with long hair has nothing to do with it.
#53 | Comment by thefilthelement — January 8, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
^^^
wow…12 yo boys must look a LOT different where you live.
#54 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 8, 2008 @ 9:48 pm
Oh I love her so much!!
#55 | Comment by FGD — January 8, 2008 @ 10:01 pm
Lord, if 12 year old boys looked like her I would have become a Catholic priest…
#56 | Comment by Hellfyre — January 9, 2008 @ 2:28 am
Swimwear from Oz (MK model)
http://www.seafolly.com/ladies.asp
http://www.seafolly.com/downloads/2007Catalogue.pdf
http://www.seafolly.com/downloads/2007Catalogue_girls.pdf
Hi rez FTW?
#57 | Comment by Coryz — January 9, 2008 @ 6:04 am
Hmm, I can’t say I’m infatuated.
I think you oversold her a little, Angelbaby.
#58 | Comment by matt — January 9, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
She’s way better than Adriana Lima.
After finally seeing and hearing Lima talk, I can understand why she is still a virgin. It’s a more disturbing sight than watching Jessica Simpson sing.
#59 | Comment by The Pope — January 9, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
She could do with a few curves, but DAMN she is astonishingly cute!
#60 | Comment by EmJee — January 9, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
Meestry 🙂
That’s soooo adorable.
#61 | Comment by Tony — January 9, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
^^^
isn’t it tho? ^_^
#62 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 9, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
Looks like the Spam Bots are out in full force today. :/
#63 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 7:40 pm
As an Australian my self I applaud her success.
But on that 12 yr old boy comment…..WTF???? If she looks like a 12 yr old boy then call me Michael Jackson coz I’d let her sleep in my bed.
#64 | Comment by Pawluk — January 18, 2008 @ 1:37 am
I completely missed the 12 year old boy comment. Wow, completely off the mark with that one!
Nah, she’s still an older version of Shelby Young for me. 🙂
#65 | Comment by JRC — January 18, 2008 @ 8:12 am