Definition of Amanda Bynes (taken from UrbanDictionary.com):
Amanda Bynes is what no human even someone who has a wise and prodigious understood of poetry would never define with only words. Amanda Bynes is just beauty itself, she is the moon and her stars around her, the sun melted in a subliminal conjuction in the sky, an angel that felt to earth to show what gifts God gave her, and huge tributes humanity must give him due to such precious piece of his heaven.
If all beauties were taken from every woman in this mankind, that beauty would be called AMANDA BYNES.
A largely wide example could be the sun shimmering love and a gorgeous mixture of flowers and stars crowing a woman’s face, that’s Amanda Bynes.
I FULLY CONCUR!
i do not concur.
ps. “felt to earth”???
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 8, 2008 @ 8:31 am
I don’t concur either, and I haven’t since that whole puffy nipple post about Amanda. =x
I haven’t seen Hayden on here in a while. YOU are slacking, Justin, my friend.
#2 | Comment by dizzle — January 8, 2008 @ 8:56 am
fail and
fail
i do concur
well stated
puffy nipples ftw, yumb
#3 | Comment by filthyfish — January 8, 2008 @ 9:21 am
Oh please, that’s enough Amanda Bynes eulogizing to last a lifetime.
She’s just a chubby, irritating fraud who never grew up properly. Wait, that’s probably your reason for liking her.
There are about 10 billion other actresses out there prettier and obviously more successful than she is.
#4 | Comment by matt — January 8, 2008 @ 9:24 am
In fact, to be totally honest, Amanda Bynes malformed face is the only thing that has always put a slight downer on the Vanity Fair image above. Along with the black chick second from right; I don’t even know who the fuck she is.
Grouping Bynes with the likes of Mandy and Evan Rachel Wood just seems a little silly, a little like inviting some fucked up African shit-hole to sit at the G8 table. If you’ve ever wondered why Ashley Olsen looks a little wary, it’s because she can smell Bynes’ rankness.
#5 | Comment by matt — January 8, 2008 @ 9:31 am
Well, I will say that Amanda is gorgeous in my eyes.
#6 | Comment by Tim — January 8, 2008 @ 10:03 am
Too bad her nipples are bigger and puffier than her actual boobs. So disgusting. yuck.
#7 | Comment by MarkM — January 8, 2008 @ 10:04 am
Amanda Bore…….and VERY average…
#8 | Comment by TheMan — January 8, 2008 @ 10:11 am
I still won’t jump on the Amanda Bandwagon with you yet Justin, as I just can’t get passed the odd similarities between her and chipmunk.
However, with that said, if she were to approach me in a club and ask me to poke her from rear to ear , I’d have to oblige! At the very least I could turn the lights off and think of Hayden.
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 8, 2008 @ 10:18 am
I love her face. I would love to sit down at a coffeeshop drinking coffee and staring into her eyes.
#10 | Comment by Tim — January 8, 2008 @ 10:32 am
less orange than usual.
#11 | Comment by yawn — January 8, 2008 @ 10:46 am
I’m not a grammar nitpick, generally, but you could have found something that was written by someone other than a drunk 2nd grader, Justin.
#12 | Comment by Exelis — January 8, 2008 @ 11:37 am
She was hotter when she was 15
#13 | Comment by zomg — January 8, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
8/10 at least. i’ve come around to her, but there is better.
#14 | Comment by Xan — January 8, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
“9, even then, it’s not so much the face or body that turns me off… It’s her personality. She plays the same basic character in everything and she’s always annoying as hell and attempting to be ‘cute, but clumsy’ or something…” x.x
“If I had to pick a method in which to have sex with her, it would be Glory Hole style.”
#15 | Comment by Ryu — January 8, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
“Oh, and even then, she’d still need to be gagged.”
#16 | Comment by Ryu — January 8, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
I like how he cant string together a basic sentence, yet comes up with the phrase “subliminal conjunction”. How do illiterates find thesaurus.com?
I’ve always had a thing for Bynes, but I think the nipple thing is a deal breaker. Aside from Liv’s weight gain, I was never able to get past her monster nipples in Stealing Beauty.
http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v161/l_s_q/liv-tyler-nipple-slip.jpg
Let’s keep Bynes covered up.
#17 | Comment by GageFX — January 8, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
agree with zomg and the boob-thing
she was hot in that clip where she was smearing chocolate on Jenni Garth
#18 | Comment by wannaramble — January 8, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
What’s wrong matt, did Amanda Bynes turn you down for a date?
#19 | Comment by JRC — January 8, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
#2 – Funny, that’s what made me like her! PUFFY!
#20 | Comment by Mike — January 8, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
Hot but not that hot dude.
#21 | Comment by TheDisc — January 8, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
I would love to take her head and fuck it. First I would lie her on the ground, stick my cock in her mouth, and thrust no matter if she protests.
#22 | Comment by Jack — January 8, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
She’s a major bitch IRL.
#23 | Comment by Kevin — January 8, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
didn’t we already establish the “puffy” pics were photoshopped??
#24 | Comment by Chris — January 8, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
#23 is just pissed off because when she found him hiding in her bushed at 3:00 am sniffing her panties and taking pictures she tazzed him and called the cops
same thing happened to me, but i dont hate her for it!
#25 | Comment by GDZOOKS — January 8, 2008 @ 6:02 pm
…and where could I see her nipples? I mean… I need to see them, in order to make an objetive statement…!
Are they really that big?
I need to see that!
#26 | Comment by Chuck — January 8, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
Huge puffy nipples FTW!
#27 | Comment by thefilthelement — January 8, 2008 @ 9:48 pm
Yeah, she is amazingly perfect!
#28 | Comment by FGD — January 8, 2008 @ 10:06 pm
Less Bynes, More JoJo
#29 | Comment by Darkstar — January 8, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
There once was a girl named Amanda,
to whom pedos would fap with aband-a,
and even though she gained weight
I still masturbate
until goo runs all over my hand-a.
#30 | Comment by Casey Aldridge — January 8, 2008 @ 10:51 pm
Great stems and puffy nipples are nice and all, but I don’t think they make you some kinda angel. Not like Miranda Kerr 🙂
#31 | Comment by Tony — January 8, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
“she was hot in that clip where she was smearing chocolate on Jenni Garth”
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:111295
FTW
#32 | Comment by Milhouse — January 8, 2008 @ 11:22 pm
#26 – http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/amandabynes14/
DO WANT
#33 | Comment by Mike — January 8, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
That is one hole i would love to smash
#34 | Comment by Boo — January 9, 2008 @ 1:03 am
I don’t get Justin’s thing for grapefruit cheeked, letter-opening chinned, beady-eyed, vaguely midwestern girls. If he really likes girls like Amanda Bynes and JoJo he should just move to the American South and hang out in the suburbs.
#35 | Comment by Earl Brutus — January 9, 2008 @ 2:03 am
Personally, I think she’s very attractive. Am I the only one who noticed the nipple slip in the fifth picture?
#36 | Comment by Derek — January 9, 2008 @ 6:56 am
^^^
i didn’t see nip in #5, but i did see underarm stubble.
o_O
#37 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 9, 2008 @ 7:31 am
#36 – i don’t think that’s a nipple, it’s a shadow (that looks like one).
I think she has a purty mouth and nice teeth.
#38 | Comment by wannaramble — January 9, 2008 @ 10:55 am
35 – How can you even mention JoJo and Amanda Bynes in the same sentence? Not even comparable. And as far as I can recall, AB posted the JoJo thread (thanks again for that).
If you think that he should hang out in the American South suburbs, maybe you should go move into a Detroit ghetto, or a 3rd world country slum?
#39 | Comment by JRC — January 9, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
#29, Bynes > JoJo
#40 | Comment by Nobody — January 9, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
Amanda Bynes? Not interested…
#41 | Comment by Kaka — January 9, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
#40, Everyone > Nobody
#42 | Comment by JRC — January 9, 2008 @ 10:47 pm
Ah another appearance from the hot orange girl.
Bynes doesnt do much for me. She should do a sextape. That might peak my interest.
#43 | Comment by Channel Zero — January 10, 2008 @ 1:45 am
All you Bynes haters are packing more fudge than the Keebler Elves. I’d turn her into my personal fucktoy.
#44 | Comment by Big Boy — January 10, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
#42, Nobody’s perfect. I’m Nobody. Hence, I’m perfect.
Bynes>JoJo
#45 | Comment by Nobody — January 10, 2008 @ 6:53 pm
45 – or should I say “Tony”…you are not perfect, believe me.
#46 | Comment by JRC — January 10, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
44 – Crudely said, but I can agree with the intent of that statement. 🙂
#47 | Comment by JRC — January 11, 2008 @ 6:28 pm
#46- You could say Tony, but I have no idea who that is.
Also, fine, I’m not perfect. But Bynes is, and JoJo isn’t.
#48 | Comment by Nobody — January 16, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Give me a break. I don’t mind Bynes, but no fucking way is she perfect. You’re a blind idiot. Get out of the house more often, fool – or watch tv. Something to expose you to more than your right hand and one celebrity.
#49 | Comment by JRC — January 16, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
STOP BEING RUDE TO HER!!! IT’S NOT HER FAULT SHE’S A MILLION TIMES MORE GORGEOUS THAN ALL OF YOU!!! SHE’S THE HOTTEST THING MY EYES HAVE EVER SEEN AND SHE’S REAL, BY REAL I MEAN SHE’S NOT AN ALCOHOLIC LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN, SHE’S NOT A SCUMBAG LIKE PARIS HILTON, SHE’S NOT A RETARD LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS, AND SHE’S NOT UGLY LIKE ALL THREE OF THOSE FAKES PUT TOGETHER, PLUS SHE HAS TALENT AND I AM HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH HER. SO BACK UP OFF HER YOU BUNCH OF RETARDS!!! AND WHO CARES ABOUT HER NIPPLES??? OH MY GOD!!!
#50 | Comment by Im-On-a-Roll — March 24, 2008 @ 10:19 pm