Jessica Rose

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So back in fall 2006 teh interwebs were rocked by the stunning news that some teenybopper who had become a big-time YouTube starlet was in fact an actress named Jessica Rose playing the role of 16-year old “Bree.” People were all “ZOMGLONELYGIRL15ISFAKEWTFBBQ!!”

As I recall, my reaction when I read about this was more along the lines of “lol wut” because I’d never heard of her. Mainly because I didn’t browse YouTube looking for videos by girls with screennames that sound suspiciously like something Chris Hansen and his Dateline: To Catch A Predator crew would come up with to trap pedos.

Why the history lesson? Because I came across some pics of Jessica which look like they were probably taken during a point in her life when she had modeling aspirations. I have no idea how old she is in these, but she was 19 when she did lonelygirl15, so I would think these predate that. *shrug*

They actually did a Law & Order episode based on lonelygirl15, and the webcam girl was none other than Michelle Trachtenbabe. If you happen to stumble across it during your channel surfing, I recommend it. ^_^

UPDATE: Based on some info from a commenter, it looks like Jessica was about 16 when these photos were taken.

42 thoughts on “Jessica Rose”

  1. The Order would not like these videos. Was she really pure enough to participate in the ceremony? Ask gemmers I guess.

    #1 | Comment by Tim — January 18, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

  2. ^^^
    lol wut

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 18, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

  3. just a few lg15 references. I did watch all of season 1, in about a month span bored at work

    #3 | Comment by Tim — January 18, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

  4. I’d hit it, if I were slumming for uggos and prepared to hate myself.

    #4 | Comment by Justin L — January 18, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

  5. *shrug*

    #5 | Comment by Xan — January 18, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

  6. i already posted these in the comment section of a previous post a loooong time ago, bu my set had about 100 pix

    #6 | Comment by LonelyGirl15 — January 18, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

  7. Cute nose, but not as cute as Aimee’s (few posts down). I’m a sucker for a cute nose.

    #7 | Comment by Bob — January 18, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

  8. entire collection – #6 mentioned.
    http://www.mediafire.com/?fsjmm9m42i2

    hope this works..

    #8 | Comment by ShagmanX — January 18, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

  9. well, it looks like easy-share doesn’t keep your files online forever…so i had to upload them again but heres the full set that i posted a while back, looks like theres 110 pix in the set. i found these on an old hard drive i had lyin around. the timestamp on each of the files is from 2003, so they are at least that old but i’m not sure exactly how long ago they were taken.

    so heres the link if anybody wants to see the full set:
    http://w15.easy-share.com/15292391.html

    #9 | Comment by LonelyGirl15 — January 18, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

  10. lol @ #8, you must ahve posted that while i was uplaoding the file again, i didn’t refresh the screen before i posted the link…

    #10 | Comment by LonelyGirl15 — January 18, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

  11. *shrug*

    #11 | Comment by Bender — January 18, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

  12. Nice post AB, and I don’t care if I’m the only dude here who thinks that she is hot. Seems to be a lot of “picky” people around here lately.

    Agreed, Bob – a cute nose goes a long way. Along with eyes.

    #12 | Comment by JRC — January 18, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

  13. Wow, awesome compression job LG15. 32 MB of files rar’d down to a 16 MB rar. was going to ask if maybe Shagmans dl had higher res pics!

    #13 | Comment by JRC — January 18, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

  14. @ #13, no, his zip file actually has the original rar file in it along w/ all the pix

    #14 | Comment by LonelyGirl15 — January 18, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

  15. I’d hit it, So how does LonelyGirl15 feel about dudes fap’in to those? Anyone with a comment/interview?

    #15 | Comment by Dude — January 18, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

  16. I don’t know what all the resistance is to a little splash of 16 year old toe– she looks pretty good to me.

    #16 | Comment by Kewtr — January 18, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

  17. The other LG15 girl Alexandra Dreyfus beats JLR anyday.
    Post some pics of her kthx.

    #17 | Comment by HalfCaste — January 18, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

  18. Sweet sweet kiwi!

    #18 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — January 18, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

  19. Justin must be psychic (or have a TV guide) that episode of Law and Order Criminal intent just went off the air on USA 20 minutes ago (6:00 p.m. to 7:00 pm est December 18). Weeping Willow

    #19 | Comment by knocturnal — January 18, 2008 @ 8:21 pm

  20. wouldn’t touch that skank with 18’s dick.

    #20 | Comment by tehpunk — January 18, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

  21. #19 – wtf did this post have to do with Justin?

    >_<

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 18, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

  22. #19. If the “Posted by : AngelBaby” at the end didn’t tip you off, then the fact that the post referred to “Trachtenbabe” should have let you know Justin had nothing to do with this.

    #22 | Comment by Nobody — January 18, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

  23. I HATE MICHELLE TRACTENBLURGHHHHHHHHH >_<

    #23 | Comment by Justin — January 18, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

  24. Oh, thank goodness Justin! I’ve seen the portmanteau on this site before, and I wondered how a man could find Trachtenberg attractive.

    Now, Jessica is nice looking. Very cute. Thanks.

    #24 | Comment by Paragon — January 18, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

  25. Haha digging up adolescent teenager pics: finally we’re back on track again, after Justin’s scatophilia phase.

    Thank god she lost the blonde: she ain’t fooling anyone with those brows.

    I think this site needs an epic civil war on the fugliness of the Trach. Come on Justin, lead your loyal followers!

    #25 | Comment by Kelvin — January 18, 2008 @ 11:08 pm

  26. more alexandra dreyfus plz! AD > JLR!

    #26 | Comment by thatwhitedude — January 18, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

  27. Wait a tick! Is she married!? What is up with the ring!?

    #27 | Comment by Paragon — January 18, 2008 @ 11:40 pm

  28. i swear i posted her… it was clever and everything

    i cant remeber exactly… so heres the coles notes, hot, fap, i like her acting

    #28 | Comment by Coolstream — January 19, 2008 @ 12:06 am

  29. She had a ring on? Her hands were in the pictures?

    Why would you even notice that?

    #29 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — January 19, 2008 @ 12:25 am

  30. #20- Then touch her with my dick.

    #30 | Comment by Milhouse — January 19, 2008 @ 1:59 am

  31. she’s cute, i’d hit it, and if she had a little more hip i’d hit her like there’s no tomorrow

    now, let’s just wait for some “emochin” pix

    #31 | Comment by ohmyDog — January 19, 2008 @ 2:04 am

  32. This Chick > Ashlee

    #32 | Comment by Gage — January 19, 2008 @ 4:05 am

  33. sheshotidbanger

    #33 | Comment by diddleysquat — January 19, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

  34. I thought lg15 was hotter before I found out she was fake. I felt kinda dirty following her vids and then I google her and found all these sites that poved it was all just a con. Then someone here (thanks!) posted her pics of her 16 in a bikini a while back and I felt dirty again. Much, much better.
    Goggle Images picks out a few other nice photos of her too. Here’s hoping she gets desperate and does a sex tape or somethin’

    #34 | Comment by Psyper — January 20, 2008 @ 10:49 am

  35. Nah, don’t want her to do a sex tape. Too cheap and skanky. Maybe she can act in soft core, and still keep that “wholesome” appearance. 😉

    I for one, give her 2 thumbs up. :^)

    #35 | Comment by JRC — January 20, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

  36. i’d hit it……
    hard.
    raw.
    with her ring on 😉

    agreed #32, agreed.

    #36 | Comment by QWERTY — January 20, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

  37. Tell me this isn’t the same girl…

    http://images.nubiles.net/galleries2/katrina/free-cuties/01.jpg

    #37 | Comment by raybaby — January 22, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

  38. ^^^
    that isn’t the same girl.

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 22, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

  39. ^^^ They don’t look the same. Not even close.

    #35- what’s wrong with cheap and skanky?

    #39 | Comment by Milhouse — January 22, 2008 @ 11:46 pm

  40. lol doesn’t that Katrina chick do porn?

    39 – Cheap and skanky is okay in moderation, but if every online girl/model/celeb./attention whore goes that route it becomes mainstream shit. There are enough cheap and skanky chicks around. And waaaay too many who attempt to be. Besides, there has to be a few nice ones left to take home to introduce to mom and dad. 🙂

    #40 | Comment by JRC — January 23, 2008 @ 1:06 am

  41. These pics are teh hots. I wonder if the photographer was sporting wood like she was sporting headlights. Jamie Lynn>Jennifer Rose>>Trach

    #41 | Comment by Casey — January 24, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

  42. I will give $2000.00 to the person who can get me a steaming plate of her teenage shit .Yummy

    #42 | Comment by al — August 26, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

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