It has been a long time since there has been an Alba post on fubar. Mostly due to the fact that she had dropped so much weight that I haven’t really seen any truly post-worthy pics of her in quite awhile.
Well, thanks to getting knocked up, that came to an end with her appearance on Letterman on Monday night. Props to Cash Warren for being responsible for the return of Jessica’s curves. Let’s hope she keeps some of the baby fat!
I don’t know what reaction these pics will elicit from Justin. On the one hand, he wubs MILFs. On the other, he claims to haet Alba.
I hope Justin doesn’t have a stroke.
Holy shit first,
also Alba is =/
meh
#1 | Comment by Legal — January 30, 2008 @ 1:55 am
My new favorite MILF
#2 | Comment by TheMan — January 30, 2008 @ 2:16 am
i’m almost joining the alba is meh club i thinks….
perhaps it’s over exposure…
i still would … but she wouldn’t be at the top of my list.
#3 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — January 30, 2008 @ 2:18 am
At this rate, I predict her boobs will grow much larger still. She’s so skinny, that this baby weight will go right to boobs, PLUS they will become engorged with milk and get even bigger. She might go to a D cup if lucky!
#4 | Comment by Lita — January 30, 2008 @ 2:21 am
Great post AB. Jessica has always been one of my favorite older chicks.
#5 | Comment by JRC — January 30, 2008 @ 2:28 am
meh
#6 | Comment by Xan — January 30, 2008 @ 2:37 am
I don’t think she’ll ever look as good as she did in Sin City, but I’d still hit it.
#7 | Comment by ZekeDMS — January 30, 2008 @ 2:39 am
Boobies!
#8 | Comment by El Payo — January 30, 2008 @ 3:13 am
Damn Cash Warren to hell.
#9 | Comment by KilljoyRBC — January 30, 2008 @ 3:15 am
#7 – WRONG, she looked the best in “idle hands” thats when i first knew alba existed. as for the bed-chain:
megan fox > kristen bell > j.alba
#10 | Comment by qwerty — January 30, 2008 @ 3:19 am
how does kristen bell > jessica abla? that equation doesnt compute
#11 | Comment by Xan — January 30, 2008 @ 3:27 am
I’m with #3. And it’s def over-exposure. She’s still hot. I’ve just grown tired of her. Kinda the same with hayden too.
#12 | Comment by Osi — January 30, 2008 @ 3:30 am
11 – That’s cuz you don’t know hot math
Jess has a nice caboose and decent lips, and that is it.
#13 | Comment by Groovius — January 30, 2008 @ 4:57 am
#10 wrong..
hottest alba days would be dark angel days…
made a decent comeback with into the blue..
but aside from that – she got way too thin now… and in sin city her hair looked fucked.
#14 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — January 30, 2008 @ 5:30 am
14 – I wasn’t looking at her hair…
#15 | Comment by JRC — January 30, 2008 @ 6:00 am
Meh…
I’m a fan, but that dress is lame. I can’t wait to see her in a couple months… There will be major faptivity!
#16 | Comment by Mike — January 30, 2008 @ 7:01 am
Lactating Alba = Win.
#17 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — January 30, 2008 @ 7:52 am
Is it just me, or is her chest fucking purple!?
#18 | Comment by Scott — January 30, 2008 @ 9:08 am
Damn, I must have missed the Celebrity Baby Train, when did she have a kid?
I had no idea she was even preggo!
#19 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 30, 2008 @ 9:10 am
19- she hasn’t had the kid yet, she’s pregnant now.
#20 | Comment by Nobody — January 30, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
Jessica Alba was first hot in 1995-96 back when she was on the tv show Flipper.
#21 | Comment by NBN — January 30, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
I remember Flipper, she was always looking out from the bow of the boat, looking great. Idle Hands was probably her peak, and she’s been hot but not stellar since.
#22 | Comment by Kewtr — January 30, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
I think the term for her right now is EMILF.
I do hope she does some preggers nude shots!
#23 | Comment by Normo — January 30, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
^ ^ ^
I already coined the phrase MTBILTF
Pronounced “mit bilf”
#24 | Comment by dex — January 30, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
Thank Cash Warren for Jessica Alba’s curve? More like fuck Cash Warren! He’s ruined one of the hottest hotties in Hollywood.
#25 | Comment by Tony — January 30, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
These pictures don’t really help either. I always just assumed she had the mental capacity of a 3rd grader after the whole brain age thing (she scored 80 wtf?)
#26 | Comment by Legal — January 30, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
I’m glad she’s starting to eat again. Sickly girls with wrists that are about to crack off don’t do it for me! 😉
#27 | Comment by YoMama — January 31, 2008 @ 1:11 am
do not want. never have wanted.
#28 | Comment by MrShadow — January 31, 2008 @ 10:35 am
She’ll always be younger than me, so I would probably always do her, unless she goes all Elizabeth Taylor in shit
#29 | Comment by mister — January 31, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
#5: “older”??
Dude, we’re talking about Jessica Alba, not Monica Bellucci. 😉
Anyway, would, would, would. No question.
#30 | Comment by EmJee — February 4, 2008 @ 4:04 am