Eva Longoria

Eva has been the Bebe Sport girl since January of last year, and they just unveiled their 2008 campaign featuring the Desperate Housewife. Yowza.

The last four pics in the gallery are from her first campaign in 2007.

My Eva ranking: Green > Longoria > Mendes > Amurri

29 thoughts on “Eva Longoria

  1. First

    #1 | Comment by Rebob — February 7, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

  2. im a fool for big boobs, so ima have to flip that ranking.

    #2 | Comment by Xan — February 7, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

  3. Second!
    It’s good to see she’s already oiled up, that’s handy…
    *splooge*

    #3 | Comment by Sports Fan — February 7, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

  4. Oh cock.

    #4 | Comment by Sports Fan — February 7, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

  5. Horseshit! Eva Mendes is the Latino Cindy Crawford, how dare you say this trap is hotter!

    And I’m a fool for big boobs too, so here’s my ranking:
    Hayek > Mendes > Longoria-Parker > EVERYBODY ELSE ON THE GODDAMN PLANET INCLUDING BURN VICTIMS > Amurri

    #5 | Comment by Tony — February 7, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

  6. trap -> tramp.

    Actually, you know what it’s not a type. Longoria is a trap!

    #6 | Comment by Tony — February 7, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

  7. Mendes FIRST

    #7 | Comment by Kewtr — February 7, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

  8. Personally I’d like to at least make the attempt to break the bitch in half while fucking her….

    #8 | Comment by TheMan — February 7, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

  9. Get these fucking Latino grandmas off of this site.

    Post-1980 poontang only, please, with the necessary exception of JLH. It’s cruel, but that’s the way the cattle market works.

    There too will come a time when Jo-Jo and her ilk will be as (Biblically) old as Longaria, but by then we will be embroiled in galaxy-wide warfare against the Mohammadeans. That’s what they’re called still, right? And, when we are all sheltering as guerrillas in catacombs under the Capitol Hill Mosque, we will fondly remember how once, yea, there was a time, when we spent our days, and sometimes weeks, jacking off to the merest telephoto suggestion of Jo-Jo’s right areola.

    #9 | Comment by matt — February 7, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

  10. Eva Longoria = meh.

    there’s something about her that annoys me, and yeh she’s got a body and all that, but i dunno…. meh.

    nothing to see here, move along….

    #10 | Comment by sparkky — February 7, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

  11. DLT has hit an all time low. Posted by AB.

    So sad.

    #11 | Comment by Gage — February 7, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

  12. ^^^
    so this is lower than Susan Sarandon or Liv Tyler’s fat sister?

    noted.

    i’ll try to bring y’all more posts like those. or mebbe more videos with poo.

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 7, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

  13. Can we please get a Sarah Jessica Parker post around here?

    #13 | Comment by Gage — February 7, 2008 @ 9:01 pm

  14. Eva Green > *
    although these pictures are pretty nice =)

    #14 | Comment by Evestay — February 7, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

  15. Man they debadged the hell out of that poor Orbea Orca bicycle. (Yeah, ’cause I’m sick enough to be checking out the bike more than the spandex-clad Eva.)

    #15 | Comment by nevermindthat — February 7, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

  16. #12

    well technically Eva longoria is lower.

    She’s only about 3 foot high and probably doesn’t even reach Sarandon’s sagging nipples.

    #16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 8, 2008 @ 12:05 am

  17. longoria is WAY hotter than mendes no question about it, mendes face screams im retarded.

    #17 | Comment by lawl — February 8, 2008 @ 12:12 am

  18. and eva mendes looks male in the face in about half her pictures

    #18 | Comment by lawl — February 8, 2008 @ 12:13 am

  19. You are insane Angelbaby!
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    Mendes over Longoria all day, any day, and every-god-damn-day and twice on Sunday.

    #19 | Comment by doppletwo — February 8, 2008 @ 12:29 am

  20. Oh and Eva Green has pwnted them all in the face to death.

    #20 | Comment by doppletwo — February 8, 2008 @ 12:34 am

  21. O – M – G

    I have never seen so many fucking whiners. If you don’t like her, just ignore the fucking thread – at least that’s what some people told me when I bitched about a girls looks. Fucking hypocrites.

    Thumbs up, AB.

    Eva Longoria >>>>> Eva Mendes, Sarandons 10,000 year old saggy tits, and cups of shit…

    #21 | Comment by JRC — February 8, 2008 @ 1:00 am

  22. #14/20 – thank you! i knew i was forgetting an Eva in there somewhere.

    post fixt.

    #13 – ew.

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 8, 2008 @ 1:36 am

  23. much appreciated ab!

    #23 | Comment by Evestay — February 8, 2008 @ 2:01 am

  24. longwhoria and mendes…..

    more snapper thats not old enough for a drivers license plz

    #24 | Comment by filthyfish — February 8, 2008 @ 9:02 am

  25. Airbrushed Skank

    #25 | Comment by Phil — February 8, 2008 @ 9:29 am

  26. The perfect sandwich: Mendez – ME – Longoria!

    #26 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 8, 2008 @ 10:26 am

  27. can it be more chaberts time now?

    #27 | Comment by ironicmonkeypenis — February 8, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

  28. 26 – At least someone has more than one brain cell around here… :/

    #28 | Comment by JRC — February 8, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

  29. ugly..face is gross

    #29 | Comment by SAM — October 22, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

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